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Post by Dark Aries on May 24, 2005 9:16:39 GMT -5
Dear Razzy,
I am being forced to write this with my teeth, as I am bound in a straitjacket. There are things...evil things...that are attempting to take my soul. I have attempted suicide on multiple occasions in order to prevent them from doing so. Unfortunately, I have been foiled each time and am currently imprisoned in a mental facility. The things have found me again, yet I cannot prevent them from attacking me, nor can I attempt to kill myself again because my arms are bound and men in white coats, who are being mind-controlled by the evil things, check up on me constantly to ensure I do not. For the love of God, tell me what to do before it is too late.
Sincerely Yours, Archduke Estwick
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Post by Raz V5.0 on May 24, 2005 13:50:34 GMT -5
Dear Archduke Estwick,
Attempt to place your mouth around your penis, hopefully you will succeed and wind up breaking your neck in the process.
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Post by Juan on May 24, 2005 16:26:58 GMT -5
Dear Sith Lord Raz, How long until the RPG starts? Come on you! Must saber!
Sincerely, Rawanuk Blacksun
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Post by Raz V5.0 on May 24, 2005 16:28:15 GMT -5
Dear Rawanuk Blacksun,
The longer you wait, the better payoff it will have.
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Post by NeoEllis on Jun 16, 2005 8:47:31 GMT -5
Dear Razzy,
For the past few weeks, Zorak has been propositioning me for sex, I keep telling him to stop, but he just won't take no for an answer. Just today he grabbed my ass, whispered in my ear to have dinner with him and said that if I didn't I was fired. Please help.
-Helpless Victim
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Jun 16, 2005 15:40:35 GMT -5
Dear Helpless Victim,
Kick Zorak in the balls then proceed to spray pepper spray into his face. That should work... or just file a sexual harassament suit against him, either would work.
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Post by Otaku on Sept 17, 2005 16:33:59 GMT -5
Dear Razzy, Why did I go to jail and how come I couldnt pass go and collect $200? Sincerely, Milton Brandley
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