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Post by Raz V5.0 on Mar 3, 2005 18:00:52 GMT -5
Dear Phil from The Underside of A Boot,
They are big because your penis is small.
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Mar 4, 2005 21:07:58 GMT -5
Dear Razzy,
Why is the moive Bambi so gay? I mean have you saw Flower (the scunk)?!
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Mar 4, 2005 23:58:11 GMT -5
Dear Tobari,
Bambi isn't gay. It is a masterful piece of literary and filmorgraphy that is truely one of the classic pieces of our millennium. You must be too incompetent to understand the true meaning of Bambi, because it is by far a masterpiece of cartoonist ability.
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Mar 5, 2005 2:10:04 GMT -5
Dear Razzy
no really he's flaming, it's on of those hiden message, like Alice in Wonderland is an acid trip.
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Post by Cygnus X-1 on Mar 9, 2005 16:23:52 GMT -5
Dear Razzy no really he's flaming, it's on of those hiden message, like Alice in Wonderland is an acid trip. Dear Razzy, What kind of dumbass writes a letter to "Dear Razzy" that isn't a question, but a statement? Signed, Upstanding Citizen.
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Mar 9, 2005 16:54:22 GMT -5
Dear Upstanding Citizen,
The kind of person who also doesn't give a random signature for anomity. Also, a thread killer and shit poster.
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Post by DarkAries on Mar 9, 2005 23:47:18 GMT -5
Dear Razzy,
There's something weird in my fridge. I don't know what it is. It looks alive, and I'm sure that it's been there for at least six or seven years. It's already eaten most of the other food in my fridge. I'm scared. I don't want to open that fridge, but there's one thing it hasn't gotten yet: my beer. I've got six bottles of Beck's in there, and the Whatever hasn't gotten them open yet. I want my beer, but I don't know if it's safe to open the fridge to get them. The moving-fridge-thing might eat me. All this adrenaline and fear has gotten me to the point where I really need a drink! What do I do?
Sincerely, Joe From The Last Train To Clarkesville
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Mar 10, 2005 17:43:39 GMT -5
Dear Joe From The Last Train To Clarkesville,
Leave it. Becks is shit beer and isn't worth the energy or your life to save it. Go get 10 bucks, head to the nearest distributor and buy a case of Beast aka Milwuakee Best Ice.
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Post by DarkAries on Mar 10, 2005 23:52:16 GMT -5
Dear Razzy,
Okay, I got my beer and am suitably fucked up now. So what do I do about that Fridge-Thingy?
Sincerely, A More Liquored-Up Joe From The Last Train To Clarkesville
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Post by Cygnus X-1 on Mar 11, 2005 18:41:00 GMT -5
Dear Razzy,
I'm still quite concerned with dumbass, unfunny questions such as the one above. Why do people repeat the same question over and over? How do you handle these kinds of letters? Are they thrown out?
Signed, Upstanding Citizen.
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Mar 12, 2005 13:10:12 GMT -5
Dear A More Liquored-Up Joe From The Last Train To Clarkesville,
Die, shut up, never write back.
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Mar 12, 2005 13:11:26 GMT -5
Dear Upstanding Citizen,
I usually pin them against a dartboard and throw darts at their pitiful un-funny jokes. The real comedy is that their entire life is a joke, they don't need to tell jokes, their existence is comedy enough.
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Kensai
Delta
Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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Post by Kensai on Mar 12, 2005 14:08:38 GMT -5
Dear Razzie,
Have you ever eaten a hippie, and gotten high?
Eskimo Bob of the Artic.
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Mar 12, 2005 17:20:15 GMT -5
Dear Eskimo Bob of the Artic,
Probably, but I am usually always high myself so it is hard to tell.
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Mar 13, 2005 2:13:51 GMT -5
Dear Razzy,
would you cook and eat meat in a PETA meding
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