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Post by Squall on Feb 25, 2005 12:55:57 GMT -5
Dear Razzy,
I can't decide what to do with my copies of the Final Fantasy games. Should I trade them in for cash?
Also what is your feelings about the company Square Enix? Should they be obliterated off the face of the planet for making unplayable games and changing their name to many times?
Signed, Head Chairmen of Square Enix
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Feb 25, 2005 15:33:43 GMT -5
Dear Head Chairmen of Square Enix,
I don't care, I hate Final Fantasy games.
Secondly, I don't care about shit Japanese Companies that make shit Japanese games.
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Post by Fireball on Feb 26, 2005 22:48:39 GMT -5
Dear Razzy,
Why are you an asshole?
Sincerely, Libra
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Feb 26, 2005 23:30:58 GMT -5
Dear Libra,
I am an asshole because pussy bitches like you need someone to always stand above them and kick them in the ass when they get out of line.
P.S. You suck donkey balls.
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Post by Wag - Now And Forever on Feb 27, 2005 12:33:44 GMT -5
Dear Razzy,
I have a friend who constantly talks in third person, considers himself an anime character, and thinks that goggles are cool. What should I do?
Signed, Bob from Michigan
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Post by Ai on Feb 27, 2005 12:38:51 GMT -5
Dear Razzy,
i am in so much pain no one knows my suffering i have endured i am so sad darkness encovers my soul ans i wish i culd die what shuld i do
From, EMO FAG
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Feb 27, 2005 12:46:28 GMT -5
Dear Bob From Michigan,
Go into your father's room and grab his .38 from in the closet. Don't worry about Bullets, because they are in the shoebox next to the gun. Now, go over to your friends house and sneak up behind him as he is watching Trigun. Proceed to then put the barrel of the gun against his skull and pull the trigger.
Don't stop firing the gun until you put your hand through the middle of his skull.
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Feb 27, 2005 12:46:56 GMT -5
Dear EMO FAG,
Kill yourself.
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Post by The Fighting Libra on Feb 27, 2005 14:05:59 GMT -5
Dear Razzy,
I am a fireball of flaming homosexualism. What should I do to myself for the best of the world?
Flaming Fireball
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Feb 27, 2005 16:29:37 GMT -5
Dear Flaming Fireball,
Go have a parade, because we don't like queers around here.
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Mar 1, 2005 23:31:29 GMT -5
Dear Razzy,
Know any tips wend coming out to your family?
(e.i. Telling them I'm gay)
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Mar 1, 2005 23:37:56 GMT -5
Dear Coming Out,
I wouldn't know, but I guess the best way would to do it is by just talking to them normally.
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Post by Draco Starcloud on Mar 2, 2005 2:34:42 GMT -5
Dear Razzy,
I'm the most powerful man in the world and want to start a war with a country I think I already conquered. Uncle Dick thinks I should too.
Signed, Beorge W. Gush
P.S: Oh yeah. Do they have pretzels in Iran?
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Mar 2, 2005 20:45:34 GMT -5
Dear Beorge W. Gush,
Fuck it, nuke the whole damn place.
And, they do have pretzels in Iran, ironically, the pretzel was invented there during the early 1700's by Nasir Jareef.
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Post by DarkAries on Mar 3, 2005 1:14:32 GMT -5
Dear Razzy,
Why IS his head so big? WHY is his head so biiiig?!
Signed, Phil from The Underside of A Boot
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