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Post by Raz V5.0 on May 5, 2005 14:43:49 GMT -5
Dear Bob Dole,
I have killed everyone on this forum at least once, but if we are talking about a real life murder and I knew I could get away with it, I would be split between Aries and Sab. I think Aries might get the nod though, because he doesn't have a vagina... at least a literal one.
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Post by Dark Aries on May 5, 2005 17:17:27 GMT -5
Dear Razzy,
Would you like to be on a box of Wheaties?
Sincerely,
The Albino at the Apollo
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Post by Raz V5.0 on May 5, 2005 17:37:55 GMT -5
Dear The Albino at the Apollo,
Sure, I am already on bottles of Bacardi, why not breakfast cereal too?
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Post by Cyrus on May 5, 2005 20:15:51 GMT -5
dear razzy
if you could have one psychic power what would it be?
from
not so funny guy
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Post by Raz V5.0 on May 5, 2005 22:42:55 GMT -5
Dear Not So Funny Guy,
Mind control.
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Post by Cyrus on May 7, 2005 19:34:28 GMT -5
dear razzy
what would you do with mind control?
from
scared to ask
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Post by Raz V5.0 on May 8, 2005 11:05:11 GMT -5
Dear Scared to Ask,
I would have you throw yourself in a river and not remember how to swim.
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Post by Craze on May 9, 2005 20:24:39 GMT -5
Dear Razzy,
How many licks does it take to get the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
Sign,
It's-Called-An-Ad-Infinitum
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Post by Raz V5.0 on May 9, 2005 21:25:16 GMT -5
Dear It's-Called-An-Ad-Infinitum,
129 licks... give or take depending on tongue size and salvation content.
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Post by Dark Aries on May 10, 2005 1:33:01 GMT -5
Dear Razzy,
Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?
Sincerely,
The Darned
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Post by Raz V5.0 on May 10, 2005 13:25:16 GMT -5
Dear The Darned,
Endothermic, you fucking toolshed.
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Post by Androidraptor on May 10, 2005 14:43:39 GMT -5
De@R RaZzy,
My keyBAord hats Me!!!!!!!111! WhAt do I d00z!
sIgnEd,
"EgGBerT"
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Post by Raz V5.0 on May 10, 2005 16:23:41 GMT -5
Dear EgGBerT
Kill yourself, it will like you more then.
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Post by Cyrus on May 22, 2005 22:00:36 GMT -5
dear razzy
do you know i have for these situations i have a bible verse memorized.
love
stuck-on-pulp-fiction
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Post by Raz V5.0 on May 23, 2005 13:58:32 GMT -5
Dear stuck-on-pulp-fiction,
Please only write to me with questions, not statements.
P.S. Go over to your cousins house and get the noose out of his garage, then proceed to hang yourself.
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