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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Aug 13, 2004 17:19:21 GMT -5
*The door is fairly inconspicuous looking* *Open opening it, though, the visitor finds themselves transported into a huge, labaratory complex*
Welcome! One and All! This is my humble little lab and you are welcome to use it for whatever heinous act against nature you want! I mean...experiments. Yes experiments...
*Goes to the biological test chamber*
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Post by Lunatic Pandora on Aug 13, 2004 18:24:22 GMT -5
*teleports in*
Uh, labs are not the best place for ....
*is drawn mysterious green goo*
ooo pwetty....
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Post by Juan on Aug 13, 2004 18:50:17 GMT -5
Appears in the in the middle of the air in the room through a Dimensional warp to welcome MHC
Heya MHC hows it...
Zorak lands in a freezer and is cryogenically frozen mid sentance.
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Post by Rose on Aug 13, 2004 19:31:39 GMT -5
*brings in a batch of double chocolate chip cookies* Welcome to the neighborhood.
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Post by Mikaru on Aug 13, 2004 21:50:44 GMT -5
Walks through the door and notices a few Headcrabs skittering byI like what you've done to the place
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Aug 13, 2004 22:39:00 GMT -5
*MH rounds a corner wearing a kitchen apron*
You aint' seen nothin yet!
*A bright flash comes from one of the hallways behind MH, accompanied by the sound of a cookie timer*
OOOO! Mutants are done! Oh and Rose? Just leave the cookies on that shelf over there. The one next to the ominous red button!
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Post by Rose on Aug 13, 2004 23:28:59 GMT -5
Alright!
*puts the cookies on the designated shelf*
Ooo, what does this button do?
*points, my finger dangerously close to the ominous red button*
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Post by Lunatic Pandora on Aug 13, 2004 23:43:09 GMT -5
oops...
*breaks goo case*
um MH, do you have an antidote to the mysterious green goo . . . nevermind, i like having a third arm, it itches though.
*walks to a couch and sits down*
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Aug 14, 2004 0:02:41 GMT -5
Hmmm? Oh the red button drops a headcrab on the person that presses it.
*A giant tentable reaches out and grabs MH down a dark hall*
Awww. It means it likes me! ARRRRGH!
*horrible crunching sounds come from down the hall*
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Post by Rose on Aug 14, 2004 1:40:12 GMT -5
Oooh...
*quickly snatches hand away*
I'll just admire these creatures over here, then.
*inspects the vast array of scientific monstrosities*
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Post by Velesia on Aug 14, 2004 10:35:50 GMT -5
*pokes her head in the door* Hello... *changes the plant she would have given him into a batch of peanut butter cookies*
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Aug 14, 2004 17:36:39 GMT -5
Noooo! don't you know that scine all robots, clones, AI, will just end up killling us!
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Aug 14, 2004 20:59:25 GMT -5
*Walks back to the main room, lab coat torn and covered in goo*
Oh their not going to kill you! They may ram their ovipositors down your throat and lay their eggs in your chest, but they won't kill you!
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Aug 14, 2004 21:16:21 GMT -5
the chestpopers will, they will...
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Aug 16, 2004 22:19:58 GMT -5
Well...you'll notice that I didn't say anything about them specifically, now did I?
On that note...raise your hand if you want your own abomination against nature!
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