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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Sept 5, 2004 22:27:32 GMT -5
hmm I'm not counting so real
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Sept 12, 2004 19:36:47 GMT -5
Yeah, I've always wondered that. When the cameras cut off, was the count eating kids?
"Now I'm going to drink from three children! One *slurp*! Two *slurp*! Three *slurp*! Three children drained of blood!"
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Post by Craze on Sept 12, 2004 20:25:13 GMT -5
Yeah, I've always wondered that. When the cameras cut off, was the count eating kids? "Now I'm going to drink from three children! One *slurp*! Two *slurp*! Three *slurp*! Three children drained of blood!" Bwahahahaha! *A big, yellow number 1 comes on the screen. Then a big, red number 2 comes on the screen. Then a big, blue number 3 comes on the screen. All in a traditional children's show fashion.*
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Sept 12, 2004 22:07:15 GMT -5
yep! run!!
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Post by Craze on Sept 13, 2004 16:33:38 GMT -5
Nya! *Throws a meat steak at Mal's heart. Realizing he used the wrong type of steak, he runs around Headcrab's apartment*
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Sept 14, 2004 19:28:50 GMT -5
Don't worry! I have fail-safes! *Metal, robotic tentacles pop out of the walls and wrap themselves around Malakym* Now then. Be a good girl while I make a cure for you or I'll activate the tentacles "naughty" mode.
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Sept 15, 2004 8:50:39 GMT -5
<noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!>
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Oct 4, 2004 17:09:36 GMT -5
Oh enough of this. Go wreak your disease-induced rampage elsewhere!
*presses instant teleporter button sending everyone but MH into the Atlantic*
Now where did I leave that Spoo?
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Oct 4, 2004 20:46:13 GMT -5
;-; no! I'm too poor.
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Nov 3, 2004 19:35:17 GMT -5
*starts dusting off equipment*
*accidently teleports everyone back in*
Oh damn! Not that it really matters....Now where the hell is that Spoo! It couldn't have walked away!
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Nov 3, 2004 21:33:13 GMT -5
welcome back
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Nov 3, 2004 22:08:23 GMT -5
Why thank you! Here, have a highly mutagenic concoction on the house!
*hands Malakym a flask containing a glowing, purple liquid*
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Nov 4, 2004 23:56:07 GMT -5
Why thank you! Here, have a highly mutagenic concoction on the house! *hands Malakym a flask containing a glowing, purple liquid* oooh what is it?
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Mar 16, 2005 23:11:36 GMT -5
*MH pushes the mystical, magical, plot device reset button. Everything is returned to the way it was when it started*
Bwa-hahahaha! Now with no more meddling fools in my lab, I can finally conquer the world! Or make talking toaster pastries. Whichever is funnier.
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Post by The Fighting Libra on Mar 17, 2005 13:41:16 GMT -5
Just as Headcrab realizes what is going on, he feels a hand grab him behind his neck. I grab his shoulder with my other hand as I turn him and I slam him up against the wall.
"Those tentacles aren't FDA approved. I'm afraid I'm going to have to shut them down."
I throw Headcrab into a table, as its wooden frame shatters under the weight and force that was brought upon it by Headcrab's body. I draw my machete and I begin to cut Sab loose. As the last tentacle falls to the floor, I turn to Headcrab, chambering a .45 ACP round into my LCC.
"Hmm... Sab, think I should spare him? Or should I take him out?"
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