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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Mar 18, 2005 16:39:22 GMT -5
*Suddenly, MH explodes, propelling Libra into a wall*
*The real MH lowers himself from a hidden platform via elevator*
So, who wants to sample a new deadly vir...I mean, some delicious new cookies?
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Post by The Fighting Libra on Mar 20, 2005 15:00:29 GMT -5
I get up, brushing plaster off of my shoulders, because I am pimp like that
"Cookies? Nah."
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Mar 22, 2005 20:01:51 GMT -5
Oh come on! They're yummy and gooey! And they have a fifty percent less chance of causing intestinal bleeding than anything else I've made!
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Post by Pkmatrix on Mar 22, 2005 20:09:04 GMT -5
*Waltzes in* Heyo, Headcrab! What's this I hear about cookies?  |
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Mar 23, 2005 18:28:58 GMT -5
*Hands PKMatrix a plate of rather ominous looking cookies*
Here! Help yourself! Eat as many as you want!
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Post by Pkmatrix on Mar 23, 2005 19:16:56 GMT -5
Ooo! Chocolate Chip!  *Scarfs down* Mmm...good, but under-filling. Got anymore? |
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Mar 24, 2005 12:13:05 GMT -5
There are some cooking right now, but would you mind answering some questions first?
*pulls out tablet and pencil*
So do you feel any headaches? nasuea? Feverish? Internal bleeding?
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Post by Pkmatrix on Mar 24, 2005 16:01:02 GMT -5
Hm...no, no, no...well, not really... Actually, I'm feeling hungrier than I was before I ate the cookies. And thirstier too. And is it me or has everything suddenly started to smell...magenta...?  |
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Mar 24, 2005 21:37:57 GMT -5
Hmmm...smelling colors....that wasn't expected.
*Hands Matrix an incredibly large bucket*
Fill this up for me before you lose all coherency, please. If you do, you'll get more cookies!
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Post by Pkmatrix on Mar 24, 2005 22:03:05 GMT -5
With what...?  |
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Mar 29, 2005 21:50:19 GMT -5
Well.....You know....
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Post by Pkmatrix on Mar 30, 2005 16:51:48 GMT -5
Uh...okay... *Goes to the bathroom and fills up the bucket with bathwater* *Looks at his hands* Uh...are the veins in my hands SUPPOSED to be green? |
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Apr 5, 2005 21:20:58 GMT -5
Oooohhh...Green! That's....unexpected...
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