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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Nov 21, 2004 20:38:48 GMT -5
"I know what the ladies like." - Sgt. Johnson, Halo 2
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Post by Craze on Nov 22, 2004 17:00:59 GMT -5
"Don't read it! Sign it!" -A Clockwork Orange
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Post by DarkAries on Nov 22, 2004 19:12:52 GMT -5
"Well, what do we have, then?" "...Sea Bass." "...Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight." "They are mutated." "Are they ill-tempered?" "Yes." "Well, okay, it's a start."
- Doctor Evil and No.2, Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery-
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Post by Fireball on Nov 22, 2004 20:37:12 GMT -5
"Kneel before the might of Sod!!!! Snoochie boochies!"-Jay, Mallrats.
"..." -Silent Bob through out most of the Jersey movies.
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Post by DarkAries on Nov 22, 2004 20:40:17 GMT -5
"Die, you little monkey fuck!!!"
- Jay, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back-
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Post by Craze on Nov 22, 2004 21:47:37 GMT -5
"Is it safe?"
-Clerks, the show
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Post by Craze on Nov 22, 2004 22:05:12 GMT -5
"A few college students were going to do a three month study on the book Ulysses...They didn't get past page 18."
-My old English teacher, telling me a fun fact about Ulysses
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Post by DarkAries on Nov 24, 2004 22:15:18 GMT -5
"I think we should be more worried about Iran and North Dakota..." - Former Rep. Pete Coors, R-Col -
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Nov 24, 2004 22:22:39 GMT -5
"We're kinda like a 7/11. We aren't always working, but we are always open for business." - Boondock Saints
Great line, great movie. Who thought comedy could be thrown into the brutal murder of Gangsters and such.
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Post by DarkAries on Nov 24, 2004 22:31:53 GMT -5
"I love the kind of woman who can kick my ass..." - Spike Spiegel, Cowboy Bebop: The Movie-
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Nov 24, 2004 22:50:25 GMT -5
"We aren't some low rent, redneck, KKK." - American History X
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Post by Ai on Nov 25, 2004 11:09:25 GMT -5
"Knock knock, bastards!" - Sgt. Johnson, Halo 2
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Post by Rose on Nov 26, 2004 0:46:02 GMT -5
Mary (MR's youngest sister, 4 years old): Let's play Barbies! Me: Okay. Mary: You be the boyfriend and I'll be the girlfriend. She hands me a female Barbie. Rose (MR's other sister, age 8): Ooo, you're playing lesbian Barbies! She points and laughs and taunts Mary. Mary: ... I wanna play something else.
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Nov 26, 2004 12:37:36 GMT -5
"NO! Steve McNair is the ugliest human being on the face of the planet. He looks white, yet he is black. If I took a big piece of shit, put a huge ass nose on it, and then made it injured all the time, yet still playing, you'd have Steve McNair. Fuck him and the Titans!" - Me; Ranting To A Friend about Steve McNair of the Tennesse Titans.
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Post by Fireball on Nov 27, 2004 21:26:17 GMT -5
"Yo, fuck McKinley" -America The Book
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