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Post by DarkAries on Aug 14, 2004 1:12:54 GMT -5
"<Why are you hanging around with Seven-Eleven there?>" "Seven-Eleven?" "<Because his mouth never closes.>" "Oh! Ha ha ha ha!" "Heeey hey hey...I heard that...I heard that...Don't be talkin' 'bout me, man..."
-Rush Hour 2-
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Drake Balmont
Epsilon
8 feet tall, with a tail. Yeah I know I'm a freak.
Posts: 38
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Post by Drake Balmont on Aug 27, 2004 3:35:45 GMT -5
Zim: Gir!! Why is there BACON in my SOAP?!?! Gir: I made it myself! I love that quote....
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Post by DarkAries on Aug 27, 2004 3:55:00 GMT -5
"Oh, what the hell, you gonna die of something?!!" -Sean Connery, The Untouchables-
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Drake Balmont
Epsilon
8 feet tall, with a tail. Yeah I know I'm a freak.
Posts: 38
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Post by Drake Balmont on Aug 27, 2004 3:58:13 GMT -5
"No Beer and no tv make Homey something something..."
"go crazy?"
"Don't mind if I do!! *INSERT MIND NUMBING BABBLE HERE* "
-The Simpsons yo...
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Post by DarkAries on Oct 6, 2004 22:58:01 GMT -5
"Oh my God, you killed Kenny!!" "You bastards!"
- Stan Marsh and Kyle Brovlowski, South Park-
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Post by DarkAries on Nov 6, 2004 6:50:41 GMT -5
"From the dawn of time, man has asked many questions: 'Who am I?' 'Why am I here?' and 'Is there a place around here a guy can get a drink?'" -Grand Theft Auto: Vice City-
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Post by Craze on Nov 6, 2004 10:31:06 GMT -5
Civics Teacher:"What is the exact date of the declaration of the independence?"
Student:"Uhhh....exact date?"
CT:"Yes."
Student:"Ummmm..1776...October-"
CT:"You don't know our nation's holiday? You got it wrong, you're a communist!"
--my Civics Class
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Post by Cygnus X-1 on Nov 6, 2004 16:55:12 GMT -5
"Catie: I'll let you keep the note, but make sure to destroy it.
Me: I'll see it incinerated, my friend.
Catie: Just, burn it, Juliana.
Me: Uh...."
-Me and my friend Catie on a note about her crush, passed during health class, seventh grade.
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Post by Craze on Nov 6, 2004 17:35:46 GMT -5
Band Director:"You finished the movement...crowds are cheering, mothers are throwing their babies at you--okay let's play."
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Post by Fireball on Nov 6, 2004 17:42:46 GMT -5
"Your last drop? Sit down you are very welcome here. We don't need that much blood though. Well, not yet, but thanks for the offer." -Anthony Hopkins(Abraham van Helsing), Bram Stoker's Dracula
"Lee! I'm right behind you." A body falls to the ground. "DAMN!......Lee I'm taking the stairs!" -Carter, Rush Hour Two
"So God sent them to Hell?" "Worse. Wisconsin." -Dogma
"Using your parent's garage to customize a giant robot, free. Meeting a hot girl from outer space, free. Using you video game skills to fight aliens, free. Saving the world without a clue, priceless." -Megas XLR ad.
"Me? Look at the picture; I'm zoned out, sleeping, listening to music, and weird." -Me on myself
"Me? I'm intellectual, laid back, I love music, and think my avatar suits me." -Me, after thinking of something better to say about myself.
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Post by Draco Starcloud on Nov 6, 2004 17:51:22 GMT -5
"Me Grimlock -- BADASS!" - Grimlock
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Post by Craze on Nov 6, 2004 18:06:42 GMT -5
Geometry Teacher:"Ya'll pimp slapped that first test!"
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Post by DarkAries on Nov 7, 2004 1:22:40 GMT -5
Aries: "Oh, I can stand in the presance of it, just don't make me a part of your crazy, odd, strange deviant lifestyles."
Aries's Friend: "It's not odd!"
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Aries's Friend: "Aah! Hey! That's it, you get a chainsaw!!"
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Post by Rose on Nov 7, 2004 1:24:53 GMT -5
Yuri: Can I ask for a favor? Demon: What, human? Yuri: ... Shove it. Demon: ... Yuri: You know where.
That made me crack up. x)
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Post by Craze on Nov 21, 2004 20:37:00 GMT -5
"...and on the sharp shooting with a pistol, you refused to use the gun, and--this is my favorite--on the written portion you drew the crying angel from the Led Zeppelin albums." "What, you're saying you don't like Zep?" "No, not that. My father worked beside you and he regarded you as a god....and you didn't dissappoint." -Venture Bros.
"We'll change the alarm from the highest to the cover the Rush album Moving Pictures." -Harvey Birdman
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