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Post by Cygnus X-1 on Mar 11, 2006 18:07:44 GMT -5
Hey, my school just put on a production of Les Mis. AND IT WAS BETTER THAN YOURS. Ya'll got a band to play it, allowed to perform it in a theater downtown of the city, gained the costumes, built the barricade and the moving platforms to put on the beds, fences, and other props; made a map of the barricade for the French revolutionists and had a pirate with a stearing wheel on his crotch saying, "ARG! He driving me nuts!" on it, etc, etc? We have one of the fiftieth best theater/music departments in the entire nation. |
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Post by Cygnus X-1 on Mar 11, 2006 18:09:44 GMT -5
Ellis: "Kant- I need to read Kant, too."
Cygnus: "You're a Kant."
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Post by Craze on Mar 12, 2006 1:36:56 GMT -5
Ya'll got a band to play it, allowed to perform it in a theater downtown of the city, gained the costumes, built the barricade and the moving platforms to put on the beds, fences, and other props; made a map of the barricade for the French revolutionists and had a pirate with a stearing wheel on his crotch saying, "ARG! He driving me nuts!" on it, etc, etc? We have one of the fiftieth best theater/music departments in the entire nation. Damn, good job. |
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Post by Craze on Mar 12, 2006 2:29:47 GMT -5
"70% of communication is body-language. I have hurt you."
- A student...to a desk
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Post by NeoEllis on Apr 24, 2006 10:57:08 GMT -5
Okay, now for the main course - intercourse.
As I said before, my first girlfriend was extremely difficult to get off. I did it with a combination of stamina, positions, and strategy.
There are a number of ways to increase your stamina. By far, I think the best way is disciplined training through better masturbation. When you jack off, don't just go for the "5 minutes and done" stuff. Fire up a 90-minute porno and see if you can make it until the end. How so? The stop and start method - work yourself up almost to the point of orgasm, then stop. Let yourself cool down, then start up again. Repeat - almost to orgasm, stop cold turkey if you must, then repeat. At first, you'll find that you have to stop completely and wait for a while before you can start again, but as you practice this you'll be able to just slow down (not stop) and your cooling down time will get shorter as well. Think about how this works in actual practice with a partner - your "cooling off" will be the time it takes to change positions, and you slowing your rhythm down.
Also, thinking about baseball or your grandparents doesn't do much to improve your stamina...but what can is taking deep, regulated breaths. Try to feel it within your chest. Concentrating on your breaths can take some of the "OMGOMGOMGOMG" feeling out of your penis, and give you an extra few minutes.
Stamina was important with the first girlfriend because it took about 20-30 minutes of hard pounding to do the trick. If yours is similar, you may need to be able to go the extra mile.
Also, work on being able to do repeat performances. This is HUGE, not just with girls who are hard to get off but with any girl. Try to train yourself to be able to obtain another erection after orgasm. A good way to do this is in the shower - jack off once, then see if you can do it again. You don't need to orgasm, but just try to maintain your erection for as long as possible. If you can, this is great because contrary to women, it's MUCH harder for a guy to orgasm a second time immediately after a first. You can hang in there for quite a while, provided you can keep the erection.
Since you may or may not be Superman, you may need refractory time. If you do orgasm, revert back to a very intense foreplay - here oral is key - to keep her active and into it while you recover. Don't try to force it too soon - allow your sex drive to go completely to zero, and then back up naturally. This can take 5 minutes, 20 minutes, an hour...depends on you and your body condition. If you try to force it too soon, it won't work.
Positions...just play around with positions. Some work better than others. I've always had great results with girl on top and doggy. Switch it up, and communicate with your partner as to what she likes and when.
One thing I will say though is - aim up. In my experience, she enjoys it most when you are hitting some sort of wall. If you have the length/depth, you can get that back wall which is awesome. If you don't...then either try to hit a wall above, below, or the sides. Above has always worked wonderfully for me, and if there is a G-Spot up is where it is. Good ways to hit up...
Missionary - with her still on her back, straighten yours. You should be sitting on your knees/shins. Try to push your shoulder blades back enough so that they're behind your ass. Your thrusting should naturally take an upwards arc. You can also hold her by the waist and sort of push her down as you thrust up to help accent the process. Also, have her rest her legs on your shoulders - this is a great way to hit up, and having her close her legs in general usually causes her to get somewhat smaller/close up which feels better.
Girl on Top - Thrust forward, not up. Imagine that if you put enough power into your thrust, you'd send her flying. ...Where would she go? Ordinarily, you'd say the ceiling. Try to have her hit the wall behind your head. ...This is one of the strongest moves in my arsenal.
Doggy - If you are naturally taller than her, just by the angle you can hit her up (which has now technically become "down").
Spooning - This is also a great angle for hitting that area, just by the position/angle of it.
Strategy - And this sort of doubles as a stamina trick, as I feel I'm getting close to orgasm sometimes I'll stop and hit her with some oral. This gives her a different kind of stimulation as well as gives you the opportunity to cool down. ...This one is tricky though, as lots of women will not like you stopping in the middle of her steak dinner to hit her with another serving of salad.
DO change positions as you feel you are getting close though, as that time to switch will give you valuable cooling down time. DO NOT change though if she is really enjoying what you're doing.
Slow down as you feel yourself getting too close to orgasm. Hit her with slower, but longer and deeper thrusts. Another warning, some women, once you come with the hard and fast, want you to keep the hard and fast up (my first girlfriend was like this). If keeping up the hard and fast will KO you, do slow down though. Better to have her cool down a bit than have you bow out early.
-Az, Outpostnine
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Post by Cygnus X-1 on Apr 26, 2006 18:36:59 GMT -5
Refractory period.
Silly males.
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Post by NeoEllis on Apr 29, 2006 19:34:56 GMT -5
"There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide."
-Albert Camus
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Post by Juan on Apr 29, 2006 20:15:25 GMT -5
"Hei! Aa-shanta 'nygh! You are off! Send back earth's gods to their haunts on unknown Kadath, and pray to all space that you may never meet me in my thousand other forms. Farewell, Randolph Carter, and beware; for I am Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos!"
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Post by NeoEllis on May 17, 2006 16:09:22 GMT -5
Bill Moyers: Why is a myth different from a dream?
Joseph Campbell: Oh, because a dream is a personal experience of that deep, dark ground that is the support of our conscious lives, and a myth is the society's dream. The myth is the public dream and the dream is the private myth.
-The Power of Myth
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