|
Post by Craze on Oct 26, 2005 18:51:11 GMT -5
[Alex, Joshua, and I are messing around with a toy top (the ones where you put them on the spinner, pull the string, and have it fly off spinning) in the courtyard infront of the Fine Arts building. We make a ramp using a folder and use it to ramp the spinner into the air. On one instance, it gets a few inches close to hitting the teacher in the leg. This is a teacher who doesn't go to our school, but nether the less gets pissed at us and walks over.] Teacher: Why'd you try to hit me? Alex: We didn't try to hit you. T: So why did you do it? Why are you doing this? Do you think it's safe to be throwing tops around at buildings and people? People can get hurt. What were you thinking? Do you think I should tell the disciplinarian about what you're doing?" A: ...I don't know... T: Well, then stop doing this. And wipe that smile off your face. [The teacher leaves, with the whole courtyard in silence.] A: ....[Winds top] Let's do that again.
|
|
|
Post by Cyrus on Oct 26, 2005 21:35:18 GMT -5
"I wrote eat it because I wanted a house... it worked." Weird Al
|
|
|
Post by Ryu the Perv on Oct 26, 2005 22:45:52 GMT -5
"Life is like a cheap prostitute, you never know what you're gonna get." - Ryu's English Teacher
|
|
|
Post by Craze on Oct 27, 2005 18:53:06 GMT -5
"There's three reasons why it's stupid to bring a condom to school: 1. It's a condom 2. It's at school 3. It's a condom at school."
-A friend
"All Humanity Must Perish"
-A title of song in our TIPPS for Bands book in Symphonic Band
|
|
|
Post by Ryu the Perv on Oct 27, 2005 20:48:56 GMT -5
"Can you cut my pizza in 8 slices? I'm not hunry enough for 12." -Dumbass P.E. Teacher Trying to Order a Pizza-
|
|
|
Post by Craze on Oct 31, 2005 10:06:42 GMT -5
Teacher: Number 16, The Black Death, The Bubonic Plague. Student: Didn't Moses have something to do with that? Teacher: No, Moses had nothing to do with the Bubonic Plague.
-Religion class
|
|
|
Post by Cyrus on Nov 2, 2005 21:25:50 GMT -5
"How-To-Draw Books In Spanish!"
Website
|
|
|
Post by NeoEllis on Nov 3, 2005 12:58:24 GMT -5
"I am a fashion god."
- FEMA director Michael Brown
|
|
|
Post by Cygnus X-1 on Nov 3, 2005 19:02:09 GMT -5
"I am a fashion god." - FEMA director Michael BrownHaha, just saw that on CNN today.
|
|
|
Post by Ryu the Perv on Nov 3, 2005 19:50:09 GMT -5
These quotes are from possibly the best cartoon of its time....
FREAKAZOID!!!!
"I am not a weenie! You are the weenie!" -Guitierrez-
"If I don't get a phone line lickety-split, I shall squeeze you. And I shall go on squeezing you until all your man-juices run dry." -Guitierrez-
"Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins!" -Guitierrez-
"I think there's a thumbtack under my fanny." -Paul Harvey-
"I'm gonna need more rope." -Candle Jack-
"If ever again you ridicule an overweight person, I will personally sit on you!" -Fatman-
"I feel better than a nice tub of good things!" -Freakazoid-
"It's exactly what it sounds like, Mr Fancy Man Sitting In Your Chair!" - Roddy-
Gnome 1: We stole fire from man, and put it in our pockets. Announcer: That was painful and dumb.
Freakazoid: (narrating) And in turn, Bo-ron taught me the secrets of the universe... Bo-Ron: Duh... it's big! Freakazoid: The mind boggles.
|
|
|
Post by Craze on Nov 6, 2005 13:37:57 GMT -5
"Shock Therapy, my anti-drug."
-Alex, a friend of mine. Long story behind this.
"ok, now get into groups of 3 and makes squares"
-A coach
"I thought Jesus parted the red sea"
-Marching Band dancer girl
"O c'mon guys...he's from st. amant...he must have at least.......a thousand stds."
-Band Member, when an adult from St. Amant was outside the stadium in nothing but underwear
Ross: "Let's give it up for Vanderbilt's Power Ranger costumes!" (Which, the school's band uniforms literally look like.) Everyone: "YAYY!" R: "Let's give it up for Hardwork!" E: "NOOO!!!" R: "That's right, where does hardwork get you?" E: "7th PLACE!!!"
-The band bus, back from a competition where we got 7th place
|
|
|
Post by NeoEllis on Nov 6, 2005 14:41:55 GMT -5
My two roommates, a friend of theirs and I are watching Episode III.
Roommate: I can't believe he killed all the kids like that, that's so unnecessary.
Roommate's Friend: Yeah, that's so evil!
Me: Hey, don't knock it until you try it.
|
|
|
Post by Craze on Nov 6, 2005 16:40:57 GMT -5
"Why are you here?!" "I don't know!" "Then why did you join the Marines?!!!" "I got lost on the way to college!!"
-Jarhead
|
|
|
Post by Ryu the Perv on Nov 6, 2005 18:41:37 GMT -5
Band Director: It' worked on paper!!! Trumpet Section Leader: Yay... So did communism!!!
-Band director giving lame excuse why his plan failed-
|
|
|
Post by Cyrus on Nov 6, 2005 19:26:43 GMT -5
|
|