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Post by Xtermo on Dec 7, 2005 1:25:17 GMT -5
"Are we done here? Good. Then I only have one thing left to say; PENIS. Deal with it." -John Becker, Becker
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Post by Craze on Dec 14, 2005 21:49:27 GMT -5
Ben1: "Caleb, you look like a sloth that's been beaten and abused." Ben2: "Wow, that sounds like a title to an Aretha Franklin song."
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Post by NeoEllis on Dec 17, 2005 1:28:06 GMT -5
neugetx: ellis, is there no tired internet fad that you don't hold close to your heart?
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Post by Craze on Dec 19, 2005 22:23:21 GMT -5
"The Gospel According to Sigmund Freud: Your mother."
-Me
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Post by Craze on Jan 2, 2006 21:47:55 GMT -5
Posted by a member on another site:
"Hey..Kev *kevin is a freind*"
"What?"
"If I like...cloned myself and uhh like...had sex with it..is that like..masturbation or incest?"
"Anythony...never speak again"
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Post by Craze on Jan 6, 2006 13:52:04 GMT -5
[Carl, Ben 2, and I are watching Conan the Barbarian. Here's my plot summery:] Me: "Sir, we are being attacked. What should we do?" Me [Austrian voice]: "I like boobies."
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Post by Cyrus on Jan 25, 2006 17:13:31 GMT -5
"Now the guy said, I quote AND I QUOTE..." *turns to other friends having another conversation* "I will get laid!!!"
Friend Mason
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Post by NeoEllis on Feb 2, 2006 18:30:57 GMT -5
"How, if some day or night a demon were to sneak after you into your loneliest of loneliess and say to you, “This life as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more; and there will be nothing new in it, but every pain and every joy and every thought and sigh and every immeasurably small or great in your life must return to you - all in the same succession and sequence - even this spider and this moonlight between the trees, and even this moment and I myself. The eternal hourglass of existence is turned over and over, and you with it, a grain of dust.” Would you not throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse the demon who spoke thus? Or did you once experience moment when you would have answered him, “You are a god, and never have I heard anything more godly.” If this thought were to gain possession of you, it would change you, as you are, or perhaps crush you. The question in each and every thing, “Do you want this once more and innumerable times more?” would weight upon your actions as the greatest stress. Or how well disposed would you have to become to yourself and to life to crave nothing more fervently than this ultimate eternal confirmation and seal?"
-Friedrich Nietzsche, The Gay Science
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Feb 2, 2006 19:11:44 GMT -5
Religion Teacher: Is it a sin to hunt animals?
Student: Only if you don't eat them!
Religion Teacher: Is it a sin to hunt humans?
Student: Only if you don't eat them!
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Post by Craze on Feb 2, 2006 23:09:23 GMT -5
"I'm actually crying right now but you can't tell because I'm a karate man."
-Chemistry teacher
Me: "What is the language of Beligum? Belgiumnese?" Student: "No, it's Waffle!"
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Post by NeoEllis on Feb 8, 2006 23:24:55 GMT -5
Japanese Teacher: (to class) Fukujinfuku wa nan desu ka?
Me: Women's cloths.
Japanese Teacher: Jasutin-san, hayai desu ne? Are you buying women's clothes?
Me: ...
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Post by Craze on Feb 14, 2006 20:20:42 GMT -5
"I'm going to kill your dog, but I'm not going to kill your dog...today. It ate one of my chickens; that was an 80$ chicken!"
-Chemistry Teacher
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Feb 14, 2006 21:00:13 GMT -5
"Luke is an angst-filled teen made fun of by his peers without any biological parents. He develops the ability to leap great distances, sense danger before it happens, and he frequently is found swinging or climbing ropes (or similar things). Also, he decided to fight evil after the tragic murder of his uncle. Therefore, the story of Star Wars is clearly based upon Amazing Spider-man." ~ Some guy on Stardestroyer.net
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Post by Craze on Feb 17, 2006 22:48:31 GMT -5
"It may look different, but it's still true to itself. It's still an emotionally charged towel."
- Chungking Express
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Post by NeoEllis on Feb 20, 2006 0:02:57 GMT -5
"'My god... its full of tards!'"
-Anonymous on 4chan's /b/
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