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Post by DarkAries on Jul 26, 2004 18:36:33 GMT -5
"There Can Be Only One."
-Highlander-
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Post by Wag - Now And Forever on Aug 5, 2004 16:51:09 GMT -5
"The first step in evading a trap is knowing there is one..."
-Duke Leto Atredies
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Post by DarkAries on Aug 5, 2004 19:29:10 GMT -5
"We wants it...we needs it...Must. Have. The Precious. They stoles it from us! Sneaky little Hobbitses!"
-Gollum, The Two Towers-
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Post by Airmaster on Aug 6, 2004 23:59:50 GMT -5
"Doh!" Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
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Post by Squall on Aug 7, 2004 0:14:42 GMT -5
"Toss me! Just don't tell the elf."
-Gimli,Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
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Post by Ai on Aug 8, 2004 2:25:19 GMT -5
"HE SHOT ME!!! HE FUCKING SHOT ME!! I'M DYIN' HERE!!!"
- Mr. Orange, Resevoir Dogs.
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Post by Wag - Now And Forever on Aug 8, 2004 2:34:55 GMT -5
"You're gonna be ok! You're gonna be ooooookkkkaaayyy!! Say it! You're gonna be ok!! SING THE GODDAMN WORDS!!"
-Mr. White, Resivoir Dogs
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Post by Just a Memory on Aug 9, 2004 17:14:44 GMT -5
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its Best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
AOL Away message i saw x.x
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Aug 10, 2004 23:30:38 GMT -5
"This is no Zaku boy! No Zaku!" -Ranba Ral, Mobile Suit Gundam.
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Post by Draco Starcloud on Aug 10, 2004 23:36:30 GMT -5
"Take that sub-space!" - Stormy Waters
"How can we afford all this?!" - Dr. Quinn "Selling pot......holders......made of hemp." - Ensign Sparks
"Mama calls it puddin'." - Captain Murphy, Sealab pilot episode
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Post by Draco Starcloud on Aug 12, 2004 4:36:52 GMT -5
"Toss me! Just don't tell the elf." -Gimli, Lord of the Rings: The Two TowersAh! 'tis a classic quote! "That still only scounts as one!" - Gimli to Legolas after he (Legolas) kills an Oliphaunt (those big elephant monsters), Lord of the RIngs: Return of the King
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Post by Lunatic Pandora on Aug 12, 2004 22:54:36 GMT -5
"I will bring this hell to earth" - Dr. Petruger, Doom 3
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Post by DarkAries on Aug 12, 2004 23:53:48 GMT -5
"...Yae, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death...I will fear no evil...CUZ' I AM THE FUCKING VALLEY!!!!"
-Aries's father. Seriously.-
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Post by Juan on Aug 13, 2004 0:09:17 GMT -5
BUTTLORD QUOTES
Buttlord: I hope there are no faggy mutated alien things when we get there. King Pie: Yeah, no shit! Bleah!
Mr. Huge: First time gettin' smashed into a random cliff wall? Glutes: Pheh. I wish.
Buttlord: Hold onto your asses, ass holders.
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Aug 13, 2004 15:23:11 GMT -5
"We're sorta like 7-11. We're not always doin' business, but we're always open." Murphy McManus, Boondock Saints
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