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Post by Craze on Nov 27, 2004 22:06:29 GMT -5
"If it don't fit, get a bigger hammer." -redneck teachers I had for a Boy Scout merit badge
"Now, back in highscool, when I chickened out on something, the others used to call me a part of the female genitalia--which I won't name but you probably know what I'm talking about." -one of the Scout adults
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Nov 27, 2004 22:27:52 GMT -5
"Great, now I am more confused than the first time I had sex." - Me; After Getting Lost in the Middle of Sydney, Australia.
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Post by Craze on Nov 28, 2004 18:49:57 GMT -5
~summer camp's gameshow thingie~ Adult:"Name the worst food served here at Duke." Guy:"Umm....uh....syphillis?"
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Post by Fireball on Nov 28, 2004 20:15:20 GMT -5
"Fly fatass, fly!"- Jay, Mallrats
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Post by Craze on Nov 29, 2004 17:40:41 GMT -5
Teacher: "...take Hitler for example, what religion was he?" Student: "Oh. Oh. German!"
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Post by DarkAries on Nov 29, 2004 18:00:36 GMT -5
"There is the USO Show, where Terrance and Phillip will be executed by those military bitches."
"Oh my God!"
"God? He is the biggest bitch of them all..."
- Kyle Broflowski and The Mole, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut-
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Post by NeoEllis on Dec 5, 2004 14:42:55 GMT -5
"You know what I'm not looking forward to? The live action scenes... they look unbearibly tacky. Like something Wag would watch."
-Cyg on Godzilla Final Wars
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Post by Fireball on Dec 5, 2004 14:45:49 GMT -5
Scary, mean, grammatically correct, and speaks French. I don't know if people want to kiss her or run away.
-Me, on how people view Cyg.
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Post by Juan on Dec 5, 2004 15:54:41 GMT -5
Friend: People in ancient times painted paintings of the naked body to express the beauty of the human body. Me: Pssh. They just liked painting boobies.
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Post by DarkAries on Dec 7, 2004 1:47:59 GMT -5
"God? He is the biggest bitch of them all..."
- Frederick Nietzche (well...not really...)
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Post by Fireball on Dec 7, 2004 20:22:56 GMT -5
"God make her stop! SHE WANTS MY SOUL!" -Stanley Tucci as Arthur Herk in Big Trouble, the movie, not the book.
"Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer." -Loki, Dogma.
"If God ever wanted to punish humanity, God didn't need floods, storms of sulfer, or Raz. God needed only Danhdi the movie, George W. Bush, and Martha Stuart." -Me.
"If we ever wanted to make a detective noir, we already have a cast. Cyg as a Femme Fatal, Sean as a tragic detective, Draco as the wise cracking side kick, Renee as a bar owner, Rose and Mega Raptor as the singer and piano player, and Raz as a scary ass villian." -Me.
"Dislexic kids sell their souls to Santa." -Some bumper sticker.
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Post by Craze on Dec 7, 2004 20:41:50 GMT -5
~Band performance~ Me: Did you notice how sporatic their applause was? Percussionist: Yeah, it was like:".........Oh, they're done. Let's clap so they'll go away."
"Mr. [teacher] told us to stop joking off." -Student
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Post by DarkAries on Dec 7, 2004 23:46:56 GMT -5
"When they start telling me to move it along, that's when I start babbling like a chimp on crack..."
- Conan O'Brien -
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Post by Ai on Dec 8, 2004 14:28:46 GMT -5
"You were a mistake. You should have gone in your mom's ass, not her pussy. " - Me
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Post by Craze on Dec 8, 2004 20:11:20 GMT -5
"We're all winners when it comes to Biology."
-Me
"I am the smiter! I will smite thee!"
-Dev, Friend
"It's too bad the golden booty that Gideon found wasn't edible, then it would be booty-licious."
-Religion teacher, after kids in our class snicker at hearing "booty"
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