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Post by Craze on Aug 16, 2004 22:36:52 GMT -5
*Comes bobble-walking in, carrying his gargantuin sniper rifle. He sits on the bar stool, and turns to Squall, only relizing the sniperrifle is stuck in the doorway, mainly because it's too damn long.*
Why not? This is a topic I like.
*He takes his drink and walks outside and sits down on the duty groundbreak, drinking his refreshment in the hot, melting sun.*
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Post by Ai on Aug 16, 2004 22:56:55 GMT -5
He is a total badass. Not as much as Legato, say, but still cool. Almost as cool as the chick with those boobs.
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Aug 16, 2004 22:59:26 GMT -5
<you suck MH>
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Post by Mega Raptor on Aug 16, 2004 22:59:52 GMT -5
*walks in, just as himself but in a western-ish outfit, complete with a black hat, that still looks good with his cloak thrown over his shoulder. The 'PRD' pistol set into a hip holster on his right side*
*shrug* Don't feel like claiming a character to be, but I can still go along with the theme in my own way.
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Post by Juan on Aug 16, 2004 23:15:37 GMT -5
Aye.
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Post by Ai on Aug 16, 2004 23:22:40 GMT -5
Bwahaha, MY theme is...not...like youses.
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Aug 16, 2004 23:28:57 GMT -5
yeah what the hell is it? Salor moon?
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Aug 16, 2004 23:35:46 GMT -5
*A towering hulk comes tottering into the bar*
*He's a huge man and incredibly muscular. He has attached to him huge guns and cannons that he moves with little effort*
*He approaches the bar when suddenly...*
SKREEEEEEEEE!
*MH, in headcrab form, leaps and attaches to Monev the Gale's head. He struggles briefly, but it's too late. Now in control, MH moves the body to the bar and orders a Big Zam*
HAHAHAH! I am now Headcrab the Gale!
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Post by Ai on Aug 16, 2004 23:45:07 GMT -5
Glares at Mal.
Cower...in FEAR...as I demonstrate my TRUE...POWER!!
Ai begins to transform and mutate, becoming a Guyver-esque blue creature. He dashes over to her, and picks her up, hurling her into the air. His hands flash, and Mal instantly bursts into flames. As she falls, boulders summoned by Ai's magic slam onto her. She's not dead yet, but as she stands, Ai grabs her by the throat and lifts her up to his eye level.
You shall NEVER insult the Magic Emporer as you have, woman. I rarely will deliver this type of punishment on a female. Consider it a privilege, wench.
Ai throws her into a table, and reverts back to his normal Magic Emporer Garb.
Chuckles to himself.
Ghaleon is so friggin awesome.
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Post by The Fighting Libra on Aug 16, 2004 23:49:40 GMT -5
*blows apart the Headcrabed one with a shotgun*
Heh. They don't grow like they used to. The strong and powerful can survive that with minimal damage... shows how much that one was worth...
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Post by Draco Starcloud on Aug 17, 2004 0:01:28 GMT -5
*jams an RB-79 up Ai's ass and casts Magic Hammer on him*
You're about as scary as the Gouf is practical.
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Aug 17, 2004 0:01:55 GMT -5
*is waiting for Ai to kill me or something* yeahhh... that's sooo DBZ...
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Post by Ai on Aug 17, 2004 0:07:11 GMT -5
Ai turns to Draco.
What the hell did you just say?!
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Post by Draco Starcloud on Aug 17, 2004 0:15:01 GMT -5
I said "You're about as scary as the Gouf is practical."
And the Gouf, as we all know, was probobly the most impractical machine to have more than one unit see combat in the One Year War.
Seriously, who in their right mind would build a Mobile Suit with a whip, an oversized sword, and a group of low-caliber Machineguns in the fingers to fight tanks and fighter planes! And not only does it have a horrid selection of weapons, it's ground-use only and painted blue as its standard colors! It practically begs to be shot up by Type 66s and Fly Mantas!
And in order to use a weapon that would be useful and reloadable, it would have to lose its ability to use its unnecessarily large sword and over-glorified electric bonadage toy!
If that isn't impractical, then nothing is! It was only a sick stroke of luck that gave the Gouf an opponent that it would be halfway-suited to fighting.
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Post by Ai on Aug 17, 2004 0:20:12 GMT -5
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Sighs, and shrugs.
To each his own. At least tell me you think Amanda Peet is hot. Otherwise I'll ignore everything else you say form now on.
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