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Post by Craze on Sept 4, 2004 2:17:04 GMT -5
...I just saw the end of the greatest movie in the universe. *Cocks another eyebrow* What's it called, eh?
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Post by Draco Starcloud on Sept 4, 2004 2:23:20 GMT -5
*runs in crying* Papa! The bad ol' Covenant and the Flood were killing me!
And no matter how many times I killed the fucktards, more would come and kill me!
And I hate that bastard Guilty Spark too.
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Post by Craze on Sept 4, 2004 2:29:55 GMT -5
*runs in crying* Papa! The bad ol' Covenant and the Flood were killing me! And no matter how many times I killed the fucktards, more would come and kill me! And I hate that bastard Guilty Spark too. *Disguises himself as his Papa* Son, it's about time you used the "Aimlessly run around shooting things in a stupid manner in FPS". It can sometimes work and cause comic relief for your friends. Sure, it's wasting your life's life away but, for the sake of those son of a bitches who are the Covenant and FlooD. Even your Papa uses this tactic. Go and kill them all untill they die.
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Post by Draco Starcloud on Sept 4, 2004 2:40:15 GMT -5
*shoots Crazy with a Plasma Rifle*
You aren't my papa! My papa has boobies and long hair!
*tries the level again*
Shit, you don't realize how much you take that Scorpion tank for granted until you need something to kill tanks and Wraiths with. Actually getting to fly a Wraith is cool, but it's a bit troublesome to realize that everyone is against you: the Covenant, the Flood, and that bitch Guilty Spark and his army of drones.
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Post by Ai on Sept 4, 2004 2:42:00 GMT -5
It's title is...
LORD OF THE G-STRINGS. A soft core porn parody of "Lord of the Rings". The fucking funniest movie EVER.
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Post by Craze on Sept 4, 2004 2:45:02 GMT -5
*shoots Crazy with a Plasma Rifle* You aren't my papa! My papa has boobies and long hair! *tries the level again* Shit, you don't realize how much you take that Scorpion tank for granted until you need something to kill tanks and Wraiths with. Actually getting to fly a Wraith is cool, but it's a bit troublesome to realize that everyone is against you: the Covenant, the Flood, and that bitch Guilty Spark and his army of drones. *Is shot through the chest, and hole like one the T-1000 had ruptures. It reforms Craze's chest back.* I haven't had the chance to realize that since the only time I played those levels was when Goji and I tried to beat the game on Easy. (Still won't let me drive the warthog after that one playthrough...) *Hears Ai's movie. Just shakes his head.*
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Post by Naz T Mann on Sept 4, 2004 3:09:46 GMT -5
The single player mode ain't worth playing unless it's on legendary. Legendary rocks, and it has the damn funniest ending.
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Post by Wag - Now And Forever on Sept 4, 2004 8:24:24 GMT -5
It's title is... LORD OF THE G-STRINGS. A soft core porn parody of "Lord of the Rings". The fucking funniest movie EVER. I seriously hope you're kidding. But if you're not, I'm sure I can pick up a bootleg version at Dcon...
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Post by Ai on Sept 4, 2004 8:26:06 GMT -5
I shit you not. The villian's probably the best...The evil wizard "Saurass". Only rivaled by the drunk Gandalf parody "Smirnoff".
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Post by Infested Manae on Sept 4, 2004 9:17:24 GMT -5
Kinda just... ignores Ai and goes back to doing what ever he was doing before he read this post...
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GunnSlinger
Delta
I am going to kill you. Very slowly.
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Post by GunnSlinger on Sept 4, 2004 15:55:18 GMT -5
Knowing full well what will happen, drops onto Gunn's head once out of the cloner. Grabbing his eyelids with his claws, he pulls out and up quite forcibly while smiling. Gunn smiles up at the furball, ignoring the claws in his eyelids. A few seconds later, the cat's fur bursts into flame and it's body suddenly explodes.Don't do that again.
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Post by Craze on Sept 4, 2004 16:17:32 GMT -5
*He cocks his eye to the left and looks past th ewindow to see that it is starting to rain outside.*
Heh, I wonder if Gunn will melt....
*Pushes Gunn outside and he starts melting into puddles*
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Post by Cygnus X-1 on Sept 4, 2004 17:10:52 GMT -5
I shit you not. The villian's probably the best...The evil wizard "Saurass". Only rivaled by the drunk Gandalf parody "Smirnoff". GIMMIE. As long as it's considerably less boring than the real LoTR movies, but I am under the impression that it is.
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