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Post by DarkAries on Jul 13, 2004 18:52:57 GMT -5
*crushes Draco's dreams.*
Buwahahahaha.
*The Bar itself is fairly normal...much like the First Neo-Bar...*
*...unfortunately, all the Patrons have gone through some horrible mutation due to some mad scientist going INSANELY LOOPY BAD-BAD, and all have cat ears and tails.*
*Making it a NekoBar.*
*Since all the Patrons are catpeople.*
*Yeah, it's funny.*
Meow. Go New Bar! Flyyyyyy! Up, up and away, Bar! Shazam! Go! Go, Bar, go!
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Post by Rose on Jul 13, 2004 19:00:02 GMT -5
First post!
*inspects new body*
Gah, I don't like cats!!
*flicks tail, annoyed-like*
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Post by Draco Starcloud on Jul 13, 2004 19:04:15 GMT -5
*surgically removes all the cat parts and replaces them with dragon parts*
Roargh.
*spits fire*
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Post by DarkAries on Jul 13, 2004 19:12:17 GMT -5
*Draco's fire, by Aries's super-uber neko-magical command of the New Bar, turns into a hairball.*
*Aries grins, standing atop the Bar, his ears back and his tail crooked.*
Buwahahaha. All Your Bar Are Belong To Us.
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Post by Craze on Jul 13, 2004 19:47:33 GMT -5
*Wonders how it is coincidence that there is talk of mutation and I'm reading The Island of Dr. Moreau*
*He looks at his tail*
What the bloody.....
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Post by Mikaru on Jul 13, 2004 20:39:51 GMT -5
Stabs Aries in the heart
I can't believe we got to go through 60 pages of this
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Jul 13, 2004 20:45:08 GMT -5
yay! it's my kinda of bar! *plays with the posts*
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Post by DarkAries on Jul 13, 2004 20:50:19 GMT -5
*Aries grins at the Neko-Transformer.*
Sorry. Aries had to appeal to the females of the Bar somehow.
It's easy to forget them sometimes.
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Post by Craze on Jul 13, 2004 20:57:59 GMT -5
Is this supposed to hint our next bar photo or something?
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Post by DarkAries on Jul 13, 2004 20:59:56 GMT -5
Ooooh. Daz a good idea, Aries didn't think of that.
*jots that one down.*
No, this is actually just Aries's idiocy.
*grins.*
And he wants to see how much Zorak'll freak once he sees this.
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Post by Ai on Jul 13, 2004 22:20:09 GMT -5
Give me 20 reasons not to kill you, Aries. Rubs his fur roughly.And Draco? The next bar should be a Halo bar. Then we can have aliens try to eat our brains, shoot us with plasma guns, and run us down with tanks. Remember LAST time we did that? Cyg closed it in 14 pages or less. |
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Post by Rose on Jul 13, 2004 23:58:43 GMT -5
Aries had to appeal to the females of the Bar somehow. *glares with fiery eyes* Just what are you implying? |
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Jul 14, 2004 0:29:36 GMT -5
he's implaying that chicks like kittens
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Post by Squall on Jul 14, 2004 0:30:58 GMT -5
You know.....I like cats........and a tail could come in use....but why?
*Coughs up a furball*
AND THIS!? Why this?! Its nasty! But I do have good hearing now
*Grabs a drink with his tail*
Well I suppose this does have some uses...
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Jul 14, 2004 0:40:45 GMT -5
that's a hairball it means no one brushes you =P
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