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Post by Ai on Aug 15, 2004 16:23:20 GMT -5
As soon as Mikaru finishes putting the cup down on the counter, a bullet rips through his skull, ripping it in several pieces. Ai stands in the doorway, leaning on it, looking as refreshed and happy as ever. The smirk on his face stays where it is, as he walks up to the glass Mikaru set down, picks it up, and kicks it at Mutant Head Crab. As the drink covers the newbie, Ai holsters his gun, and draws his sickle, making a dash at him, and slamming the end of the weapon into his gut, tearing with a spin on his heels, disembowling him unquestionably. As his intestines spill onto the floor, Ai rips out a large chunk of his hair as he pulls his head back, exposing his neck. Ai puts the sickle up to it, and leans foward, slicing his jugular vein wide open, allowing his blood to pour freely from his neck. Ai puts the sickle away, pulls out his gun once more, and shoots him twice in the stomach, once in the head, severing his torso from his lower body, and blowing his head into several pieces as well. Ai puts the gun away, and still smirking, orders a Big Zam. He sits on a bar stool, and sips his drink. As the clone machine kicks up, and Mikaru and Mutant Head Crab come out, Ai extends his free hand at them. A pillar of fire opens from underneath of the cloning machine, and engulfs them both entirely. Their flesh peels and melts off, as they perish in the flames. The cloning machine has little more than a bit of soot, but Ai changes that soon. As he finishes his drink, and Mikaru and MH Crab come out, Ai "blinks" over to the machine, and rips it up out of the ground. He crushes the doors shut, and grabbing the long, thick, tubing which connects it to the floor, begins to pound Mikaru to death with the machine. As the terrified MH Crab runs in terror at this new comer, Ai halts him in his tracks with his psionic powers. He slams him into the walls, floor, and ceiling until he's a bloody mess. Ai allows Mikaru and MH Crab to live, throwing the ruined cloning machine through the wall.
"It's good to be back. What did I miss?"
Ai shoots any and ALL remenants of cats in the bar. Then activates his Mod Sheilding until the next bar.
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Post by The Fighting Libra on Aug 15, 2004 18:25:22 GMT -5
*I come out of the cloning machine, feeling somewhat stronger*
Gunn, next time you kill me, remember to keep organs in tact. I'd like to give them up for money, so I may have the million dollars to save myself...
...oh yeah, and last night, as you can probably tell, I fell asleep. I forgot to put the away messages up, I was just drained.
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Aug 15, 2004 18:31:26 GMT -5
I have to kill this bar!
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Post by The Fighting Libra on Aug 15, 2004 19:08:54 GMT -5
*looks at Mikaru, and makes a face similar to this* *runs into bathroom*
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Aug 15, 2004 19:12:36 GMT -5
Ah taht was nothing. Try getting slammed by a thousand crowbars, thrown into a garbage disposal, then have your molecules torn apart by a freak teleporter accident! Now that hurts!
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Post by The Fighting Libra on Aug 15, 2004 19:23:56 GMT -5
*halfway to the bathroom I change direction. I grab a nut cracker and run to MH, and I crack open a portion of his head. I relieve my stomach fluids into his head, and then I duck tape his head closed*
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GunnSlinger
Delta
I am going to kill you. Very slowly.
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Post by GunnSlinger on Aug 15, 2004 19:32:12 GMT -5
Gunn, next time you kill me, remember to keep organs in tact. I'd like to give them up for money, so I may have the million dollars to save myself... Gunn strides into the bar, with the heavy broadsword in a custom made sheathe hanging across his back.But then I'd be helping you. I do so prefer killing you... more creativity involved.
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Post by The Fighting Libra on Aug 15, 2004 19:35:05 GMT -5
Fine. We'll split the cash, then.
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GunnSlinger
Delta
I am going to kill you. Very slowly.
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Post by GunnSlinger on Aug 15, 2004 19:36:50 GMT -5
Looks around the room, grinning.
Who said it had to be your organs?
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Post by Nowhere Man on Aug 15, 2004 20:01:46 GMT -5
Maybe they aren't his organs at all. Maybe they're transplanted organs! *DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNN!!!*
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Aug 15, 2004 20:07:47 GMT -5
I need a liver!
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Post by The Fighting Libra on Aug 15, 2004 21:22:51 GMT -5
instantly realizes the complete stupidity of what Mikaru has said"Dude, why should we worry about water condensation? If Gunn can smear people's blood over the bar without a problem from Cyg or anyone else, then I think a coaster not being used will definitely not hurt anything." I take a cold bottle off of the counter, and I break it over the bar counter. I take the broken bottle as I stab Mikaru in the chest, piercing his lung with the force of the bottle being shoved into his ribcage. He falls back, and into some shards of glass from the battle from me and Gunn before. As he is in shock from the assault on him with a crude weapon, I shove some coasters down his throat, as he chokes to death.Gunn: "You never answered my question." Libra: "Well, there's some down there." Gunn: "Good point. We should celebrate." Manae comes over with two drinks, and places them in front of Gunn and I. Gunn picks up his Crimson Lightning as I pick up my Libra Shooter. We toast the kill, down our drinks, and Gunn stands up.Gunn: "Hey, I've got a guy in Columbia I need to track down... some scumbag by the name of Vincent. You cool with the hunt?" Libra: "Yeah, I'm in." I stand up as Gunn puts the Tempest to rest over his shoulder. I draw my LCC, and I pull back the chamber, advancing a round into the chamber. We begin to walk out of the bar as I turn to Gunn.Libra: "I'm driving, right?" Gunn: "Not a chance. We're being airlifted to there." Libra: "Damn." A Blackhawk helicopter is heard overhead as Gunn and I exit the bar. The door is closed by a random patron, and the Blackhawk is heard flying away.
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Aug 15, 2004 21:48:25 GMT -5
You know what? I've been trying to be relatively decent and peaceful. I've decided to just screw it.
*Runs up to Libra and jams five really pissed headcrabs sown his pants*
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Post by Juan on Aug 15, 2004 22:08:56 GMT -5
Appears in the middle of the bar through a dimensional rip , glowing red.
I grow bored of this.
The light increases in magnitudes until it is blinding to behold.
OVERLORD.....
The energy suddenly concentrates at Zorak's ass.
BUTTBLOW!!!!
An energy blast spirals out of Zorak's anus, destroying the entire bar and all the cat people.
Roargh. Now for it to be recreated in a way that appeals me!
Zorak sees Ai's beaten up corpse. And sheds a tear.
Oh wonderous Ai, your mangled body warms my heart. For this I give you the gift of a second chance!
Zorak revives Ai and accidenally revies everyone else.
Aw crud. Didn't mean to do that. Whatever.
Zorak opens a dimensional rip that consume the entire bar.
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