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Post by Ai on May 31, 2005 20:50:54 GMT -5
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on May 31, 2005 20:59:31 GMT -5
That's nothing. You should check THIS out. I think our friend Mega Raptor might have something to say about it. Something tells me Ai's link is nothing but Satire, though.
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Post by Craze on May 31, 2005 21:01:59 GMT -5
My gosh! I want to smack them for abiding by stereotypes, and some of them have nothing to do with being goth.
I still believe in my religion, but this is just absurd.
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Post by Xtermo on Jun 1, 2005 17:15:21 GMT -5
What we have here is a play on "Is your child a hacker?"
These things are curculating all around and aren't meant to be taken seriously. (Though, sadly, there are those of us who have nothing better to do than belive that kind of crap)
Also, in reply to Gojie's post, I heard today that there has just been a court ruling that although questioned as being potentially dangerous by prison officials, instruments for Wiccan and Satanist practices cannot be denied prison inmates, because it would violate their Constitutional right to practice whatever religion they chose to withold said needed items from them.
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Post by Androidraptor on Jun 2, 2005 17:39:14 GMT -5
God, this is stupid! And what the hell is wrong with wearing band t-shirts (which I do), being gay/bi (I have friends who are), wearing black, and desiring sex (which is perfectly normal)? These people are fucking retarded!
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Jun 2, 2005 18:37:25 GMT -5
I just think it's funny because all those things apply to most teenagers IN GENERAL.
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Post by Xtermo on Jun 2, 2005 19:44:41 GMT -5
Good call, Goj. God, this is stupid! And what the hell is wrong with wearing band t-shirts (which I do), being gay/bi (I have friends who are), wearing black, and desiring sex (which is perfectly normal)? These people are fucking retarded! And what you have to realize is that the most hardcore right of the Christian faith are against anything that remotely implies sex and pretty much any fun in general. That is, to me, misguided and more unwise than is reasonable. Living in a fantasy world and jumping down peoples' throats just gives all Christians a bad name. The way I see it, there's an absolute right and wrong, but it's between you and God what you chose to do. Ask me my opinion and I'll tell you, but it's not my problem if you don't care already. And lots of things the farthest harcore right believes is just crap or jibberish. Not that I'm opinionated or anything.
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Post by Triyun on Jun 4, 2005 10:16:34 GMT -5
My particular favorite here has to be studies philosophy. Gee you know who may be a Goth?
Thomas Aquinas!
Spends large times alone? You know who may be a goth?
Jesus!
Wears all black clothing? You know who may be a goth?
Priests.
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Post by Xtermo on Jun 5, 2005 23:10:12 GMT -5
Heh heh heh... Good call.
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Post by Juan on Jun 9, 2005 0:23:39 GMT -5
Ends up its fake. We searched that website they linked it to, and it wasn't there. *brrrttt* And yes Gojira, there are many crazy Judges, and on both sides of the balance. You know this.
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Post by Ai on Jun 9, 2005 20:02:52 GMT -5
Yeah, not on the site at all. However, it's a beleivable compilation.
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Jun 9, 2005 20:39:26 GMT -5
And yes Gojira, there are many crazy Judges, and on both sides of the balance. You know this. Never said there wasn't. I'm just saying that guy was a fucked-up dude.
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Post by Xtermo on Jun 10, 2005 0:51:09 GMT -5
Yeah, not on the site at all. However, it's a beleivable compilation. I already said that this wasn't real. *points to quote* What we have here is a play on "Is your child a hacker?" These things are curculating all around and aren't meant to be taken seriously.
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Post by Dark Aries on Jun 10, 2005 5:42:22 GMT -5
"GASP!! Bobby, what are you wearing?!!" "Myyyy favorite outfit, mom..." "But they're so...so...BLACK!!" "What? Okay, well, maybe my shirt is, but...that's it! I happen to like blue jeans, you know...aaaand notice the bright flaming red of my overshirt here...hey, are you even listening?" "Dear God, where did I go wrong?!!"
"GASP!! Bobby, what is that?!!" "Oh, this? Oh, just the Zeon insignia, mom. I was lucky as all else to find it! The chain, well, I had that, but this silver Zeon pendant? Oh, just kicks so much ass!" "Zee-on?! Is that the name of your new heathen god, Bobby?! Is it?!!"
"GASP!! Bobby, who is that?!" "Oh, just my friend Mike, mom." "And who is this...Char Aznable you're talking about?!" "Swear to God, man, if Amuro didn't have the Gundam, Char would have creamed him even when he was a high-level Newtype. Stick Amuro in a GM at Side Six and Char would've greased him rotten." "Dude, shut up for a second, and no, he wouldn't have." "AHHH!! He's speaking in tongues!!"
*shakes his head.* No comment.
"GASP!! Bobby, what are you reading?!!" "Oh, dear God...they're books on the Salem Witch Trials, mom...I'm doing them for a report for school." "Witches?!! So you're a witch for Zee-on now?!" "Oh, good grief, I should've lived with Dad..."
"GASP!! Bobby..." "IT'S FUCKIN' TYLENOL, MOM!! FUCKIN'!! TYLENOL!!"
"GASP!! Is that scotch on your breath, Bobby?!!" "Mom...with how purebloodly insane you are, can you really blame me for being driven to drink?" "Oh, sure, blame me for your problems, Bobby!" "I didn't HAVE any problems before you started reading that MK Magazine shit!!"
"GASP!! Bobby, are you depressed?!!" "Considering you're running around, constantly screaming 'Gasp!!' in my ear, can you really blame me, mom?"
"Aw, man, I'm bored, there's nothing on TV..." "GASP!!" "Oh, Jesus Christ..."
"Gwaaazzz..." "GASP!!" "Wha?! Huh?! I'm awake! I'm awa...oh, it's you..." "It's eleven o'clock, Bobby!! Eleven o'cloooooock!! You're sleeping far too much!!" "Mom, it's fuckin' Saturday already...Saturday. And I don't have anywhere to be. So I sleep. Okay?" "But...Bobby...eleven!" "Yeah! And I plan t'sleep until dinnertime!! Ferchrissake, lemme sleep!"
"GASP!!" "Jesus! Don't scare me like that!! I didn't know you were up!" "Bobby, what are you doing up?!!" "Well...I'm...watching Adult Swim, mom...they don't play it until midnight..." "GASP!! Adult programming?!!" "I give up..."
"GASP!! Bobby, what are you watching?!!!" "Uhh...MSNBC, mom..." "Oh, the horrible liberal corruption!! It stings my eyes!!"
"GASP!! Bobby, what is that?!!" "Uhh...it's a game called...uh...Xenosaga, mom?" "My word!! The violence!! The...roleplayingness!! A abomination before GOD!!"
"GASP!! Bobby, what are you DOING?!!" "Y'know, this happens far too often around here...Talkin' to my friends, mom!" "Through the plastic box and its evil demonically-powered ethereal companion, the Inter-Net?!!" "...yeeeeah...how else do you expect me to talk to my friends?" "AAAAAH!! THE EVIL IS IN MY HOME!!!"
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Fuck it. Aries ain't even touchin' those two.
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Post by Juan on Jun 10, 2005 10:19:03 GMT -5
Yeah, not on the site at all. However, it's a beleivable compilation. Just because something is believable doesn't mean it should be treated like its true. See the Media thread.
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