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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Nov 29, 2005 17:04:36 GMT -5
I've decided to start a game with the two fact generators. The rules are simple: One person will generate a fact about one of them, and the next person has to counter that fact with a fact from the other generator. Turns will follow this format:
Poster 1:
Chuck Norris pwnzorz. Check this out
Chuck Norris punches kittens for sheer enjoyment
Poster 2:
Oh yeah. Well, Vin Diesel can do this!
Vin Diesel eats glass for the pure exhilaration.
Then I will judge.
Winner: Vin Diesel.
And then we start over. Extra bonus for facts that deal with the same topic, since they're easier to judge.
I will begin with a Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel invented the calculus. Isaac Newton and Godfried von Liebniz are the names of his testicles.
Vin Diesel versus Chuck Norris: FIGHT!
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Post by NeoEllis on Nov 29, 2005 17:18:54 GMT -5
So what?
Chuck Norris was the original Master of the Universe until He-Man drugged him and stole his sword. Chuck Norris retaliated by raping She-ra with He-Man's dead carcass.
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Nov 29, 2005 18:01:33 GMT -5
Winner: Chuck Norris.
If anyone would like to start the new round, please do.
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Post by Ai on Nov 29, 2005 18:08:31 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is actually Thor. Chuck in ancient Norse means Thunder God. Chuck's hammer was actually a pair of nunchaku made from the flesh of dead babies. And he wasn't the God of Thunder, he just farted really fucking loud.
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Post by NeoEllis on Nov 29, 2005 18:30:33 GMT -5
Vin Diesel is the only known human who can unhinge his jaw, allowing him to swallow objects more than five inches in diameter.
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Nov 29, 2005 18:43:11 GMT -5
Ehh, you're not even trying. Winner: Chuck Norris.
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Post by NeoEllis on Nov 29, 2005 18:48:31 GMT -5
Hey, I just copy and paste from the generator.
Anyway, Chuck Norris owns an abortion clinic franchise. Incidentally, he also distributes his very own brand of chili.
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Nov 29, 2005 20:25:41 GMT -5
Vin Diesel, as a fetus, survived 13 abortion attempts. He came out of the womb with the umbical cord that would eventually kill the doctor.
Winner: Vin Diesel
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Post by Ai on Nov 29, 2005 22:01:16 GMT -5
Chuck Norris, in the early 1000's, shit on someone's face. His fecal matter became known as the bubonic plague, and he is responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people.
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Post by Craze on Nov 29, 2005 22:09:06 GMT -5
Vin Diesel shot the sherrif.
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Nov 29, 2005 22:10:27 GMT -5
Ehh, gotta give that one to Chuck. Killing millions > shooting a sheriff
Winner: Chuck Norris
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Post by NeoEllis on Nov 29, 2005 22:36:15 GMT -5
Chuck Norris once tattoed KRYPTONITE on his shoulder, shortly there after he proceeded to go to Christorpher Reeves house while Mr. Reeves was horseback riding, Chuck ran toward the man and beast giving both a stern roundhouse kick. As Chris laid paralyzed on the ground he asked Chuck, "Why?" and Chuck Norris said with a mouthful of horse hair, "I am Batman."
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Nov 30, 2005 21:19:47 GMT -5
Vin Diesel likes to play a fun game with the Internet. It goes like this: He starts at a mundane, legitimate site like "The New York Times" homepage. Then, by only clicking links, not typing, he sees how long it takes him to get to a porn site. He then tries to do the reverse. The former took him half an hour. The latter may be complete by the Second Coming.
Winner: Chuck Norris
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Post by Androidraptor on Dec 4, 2005 15:12:40 GMT -5
Vin Diesel shot the sherrif. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, you stole my saying that I stole from some Jurassic Park board! Chuck Norris is related to Norris Packard. |
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Post by Ai on Dec 4, 2005 19:03:47 GMT -5
Vin Diesel's head is bulletproof.
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