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Post by Raz V5.0 on Feb 28, 2005 12:24:31 GMT -5
If we let these two enemies go at each other, who wins?
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Post by Ai on Feb 28, 2005 14:39:08 GMT -5
Dunno. Bush had nukes, but Moore's a fat fuck.
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Post by Juan on Feb 28, 2005 14:47:07 GMT -5
And Ai, the question is, is that fatness an advantage or disadvantage? Moore would probabally try waddling over and falling on him, but Bush could prolly like bitch slap him or something.
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Post by Ai on Feb 28, 2005 14:55:36 GMT -5
Fat renders people near invulnerable to pain, seriously. If someone punches me in the stomach, I can push it back out, and not feel the pain. Moore's so fuckin' huge, he would eat the goddamn nuke, and shit it out.
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Post by Juan on Feb 28, 2005 14:58:09 GMT -5
But your head would be easy slap targets with a fat stomache like that. The arms don't move enough to defend ones self.
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Post by Ai on Feb 28, 2005 15:09:59 GMT -5
I don't know if Moore can do this, but some Fatsos can move fat on their body to specific places, so Moore could cover his arms in fat, and protect himself that way.
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Post by Juan on Feb 28, 2005 15:14:57 GMT -5
But fat covered arms would be slow to move, and push could dart in and slap Moore.
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Or Bush would just call in a bunch of Secret Service guys with Cattleprods/ stun guns/ pistols/ju-jutsu skills.
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Feb 28, 2005 16:28:27 GMT -5
But fat covered arms would be slow to move, and push could dart in and slap Moore. ... Or Bush would just call in a bunch of Secret Service guys with Cattleprods/ stun guns/ pistols/ju-jutsu skills. ...And then Moore makes a documentary about it painting Bush as the aggressor and an asshole and makes a shitload of money. So, he really wins. |
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Post by Meyo-san on Feb 28, 2005 17:31:36 GMT -5
Do what George Washington did to the British King on Robot Chicken, Bush kicks Moore in the nuts.
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Post by Ai on Feb 28, 2005 17:46:50 GMT -5
Okay, maybe you haven't been paying attention, Mav. Moore is fat. Bush would need someone to like, hold up his fat rolls, and then kick REALLY hard, with steel toed boots in order for Moore to feel it at all.
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Feb 28, 2005 19:24:03 GMT -5
Dick Cheney isn't just there to look pretty.
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Post by Infested Manae on Feb 28, 2005 21:05:41 GMT -5
He'd use confusing and likely self-convicting speeches to confuse Moore into trying to start the documentary about him, thus allowing Bush's SS folk to do their thing, Moore missing filming that footage.
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Feb 28, 2005 21:59:06 GMT -5
He'd use confusing and likely self-convicting speeches to confuse Moore into trying to start the documentary about him, thus allowing Bush's SS folk to do their thing, Moore missing filming that footage. Why didn't he do that for F9/11? The SS, CIA, and FBI are so pitiful now even the tinfoil hat brigade is saying, "Meh, they really don't have they're shit together." |
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Post by Juan on Feb 28, 2005 22:24:43 GMT -5
Why didn't he do that for F9/11? The SS, CIA, and FBI are so pitiful now even the tinfoil hat brigade is saying, "Meh, they really don't have they're shit together." Because F9/11 is a point for Bush. |
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Post by Meyo-san on Mar 1, 2005 12:11:09 GMT -5
Okay, maybe you haven't been paying attention, Mav. Moore is fat. Bush would need someone to like, hold up his fat rolls, and then kick REALLY hard, with steel toed boots in order for Moore to feel it at all. Fat may be like armor, but that is the one place any man feels if kicked there. |
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