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Post by Juan on Apr 27, 2005 21:24:14 GMT -5
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Daedalus
Epsilon
Chitty Chitty Bang Dead!
Posts: 4
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Post by Daedalus on Apr 27, 2005 21:29:45 GMT -5
I claim this one. I also discovered it and showed it to him, so meh.
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Post by Juan on Apr 27, 2005 21:30:51 GMT -5
So? *puts on Turban, takes out AK-47*
Time to claim us some Zombie-specimens for research.
*loads rifle*
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BladedEdge
Delta
You can't catch the midnight rider
Posts: 218
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Post by BladedEdge on Apr 27, 2005 21:33:57 GMT -5
Holy Mother Tiamat, Lady of Chaos, Creator of Life, the undead have risen!
Fortunately, we've been preparing for this day. There are stores of shotguns, grenades and ammunition in dumps thoughout the lower reaches of the internet, and the network is ready to activate at a moment's notice.
Zorak, you know what to do. Sound the alarm, summon the boys and quarantine all Vampires, Werewolves and Hellsing fans, we can't trust them, what with their fascination with the undead.
Don't worry, folks, we can get though this. I must insist, though, no kissing, touching, illicit sex or other bodily contact at all! Shower scenes and nude scenes are where they're most likely to strike.
Remember to aim for the heads, or if at a distance, torsos. They may be undead but they'll need their brains and other vital organs for their bodies to function. Ration your ammunition; zombies are slow, so you have enough time to line up your shots. And, and I cannot stress this enough, shoot ALL men in lab coats ON SIGHT. They'll be the ones working to sabotage the cause and help the virus spread.
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Post by The Fighting Libra on Apr 27, 2005 21:37:28 GMT -5
I'll be pissed as hell if that shit gets over to the US. We're talking some real global catastrophe, here.
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Post by Xtermo on Apr 27, 2005 21:55:12 GMT -5
*pulls a shotgun out of hammerspace and cocks it* Time to kick some zombie ass.
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Post by The Fighting Libra on Apr 27, 2005 22:39:40 GMT -5
This is why I wish the legal age to own a handgun was 18.
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Post by Triyun on Apr 28, 2005 9:10:38 GMT -5
Your all fucking pussies.
*Gets out a metal pipe*
This is how you own zombies, up close so you can smell their rotten stench when you base their skulls completely in. Not from afar with a fucking shotgun.
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Post by Dark Aries on Apr 28, 2005 14:26:48 GMT -5
Or we could just unleash John Tesh on them. Teshie's doom-music will explode some serious zombie heads.
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Apr 28, 2005 15:54:57 GMT -5
You're all a bunch of fucking pussies, I'll fight those fuckers with a goddamn kitchen knife.
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Post by Xtermo on Apr 28, 2005 18:27:38 GMT -5
Fine. *throws down shotgun and ties a white bandanna on head* We'll go bare-knuckle with the undead bastards.
Also, this is hosted at an unmasked IP which isn't associated with BBC News (it isn't even in their primary subnet division), as well as not being reachable from the BBC News front page. Just thought I'd point it out and ruin the illusion for anyone who actually believed this.
***EDIT: Route from my school to BBC News
Tracing route to newswww.bbc.net.uk [212.58.240.143]:
1 <1 ms <1 ms <1 ms CLASSSERVER [192.168.1.250] 2 1 ms <1 ms <1 ms 10.16.68.1 3 2 ms 1 ms 1 ms 10.16.17.21 4 1 ms <1 ms <1 ms 134.197.153.252 5 <1 ms <1 ms <1 ms dri-tmcc-pri.scsr.nevada.edu [134.197.152.14] 6 1 ms <1 ms <1 ms scs-dandini-pri.scsr.nevada.edu [134.197.152.5]
7 3 ms 3 ms 3 ms dc-sac-dc1--uccsn-reno-pos.cenic.net [137.164.23 .26] 8 5 ms 5 ms 5 ms dc-oak-dc2--csac-dc1-ge.cenic.net [137.164.22.11 0] 9 5 ms 5 ms 5 ms dc-oak-dc1--oak-dc2-p2p-2.cenic.net [137.164.22. 194] 10 6 ms 7 ms 6 ms dc-paix-px1--oak-dc1-ge.cenic.net [137.164.40.11 ] 11 8 ms 7 ms 8 ms ge0-1.rt0.paix.bbc.co.uk [198.32.176.151] 12 83 ms 84 ms 83 ms rt0-POS7-2.thdo.bbc.co.uk [212.58.255.161] 13 84 ms 83 ms 84 ms rt0.111ny.bbc.co.uk [212.58.255.137] 14 84 ms 84 ms 84 ms 212.58.255.202 15 85 ms 85 ms 85 ms www43.thny.bbc.co.uk [212.58.240.143]
Trace complete.
Location of server hosting target page about zombies: 65.127.124.62
Primary nonprivate subnets involved: 65 vs. 134, 137, 198, 212
No matches along the route, and no matches connected to the BBC, which owns the 212.58 IP subnet, not 65.127. Also, the server is protected in methods used by ISPs, not major organizations.
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Post by Dark Aries on Apr 28, 2005 18:35:34 GMT -5
Still! Where's Ash when you need him?!
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Post by Naz T Mann on Apr 28, 2005 22:28:58 GMT -5
This is why I wish the legal age to own a handgun was 18. Fuck a handgun. You can own a shotgun at 18.
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Post by Cyrus on Apr 29, 2005 8:43:29 GMT -5
well this may not be real but you must be ready for eventual zombie hoards. *pulls out shotgun* and I'm ready.
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Post by The Fighting Libra on Apr 29, 2005 10:03:39 GMT -5
Fuck a handgun. You can own a shotgun at 18. I know. But I'd prefer to drop them from a distance, not when they are within 20 feet of me lol.
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