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Post by Pkmatrix on Jan 15, 2005 9:45:40 GMT -5
*A bunch of fortune hunters suddenly appear with guns.* Hunter: A Yeti! Kill it! We'll make millions! *Hunters begin shooting at PK.* RAAR! *Tears the hunters to bloody pieces* *Begins rampaging King Kong-style through the train* EDIT: New Page...RAAAR! *grabs random girl and climbs atop a traincar*
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Post by NeoEllis on Jan 15, 2005 11:47:23 GMT -5
Turns Goji into Godzilla who naturally fights Pk. Inexplicably, somehow, someway the two monsters are in scale with one another.
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Post by Draco Starcloud on Jan 15, 2005 12:47:17 GMT -5
*uses leftover curse water to turn Goji into Godzooky*
For great justice!
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Post by NeoEllis on Jan 15, 2005 12:48:35 GMT -5
Stickies thread.
>_>
<_<
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Post by Just a Memory on Jan 15, 2005 13:23:23 GMT -5
we could crash the train all RE0 style...
sitting in his Belial costume out of bordom
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Jan 15, 2005 14:06:39 GMT -5
*uses leftover curse water to turn Goji into Godzooky* For great justice! /me Goji-Zookie, knowing that the train runs on a nuclear reactor, instictively flies away from PK Yeti-Kong and opens up the reactor, absorbing the radiation. The radiation is so intense that it morphs Goji-Zookie into his regular self. He then vaporizes Draco with his atomic-ray. The train stops because its primary source of power is lost. (*Note: There is no leftover curse water. We dumped it out last page.)
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Post by NeoEllis on Jan 15, 2005 14:09:42 GMT -5
Ellis lurches forward as the train comes to a sudden hault.
Who ever heard of a nuclear train?
Wait a minute, this means that we'll never get to the next bar!
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Jan 15, 2005 14:37:16 GMT -5
/me Changes back to human form.
Bah, everything is cooler when the word "nuclear" is attached to it. Just don't think about it too hard and it's cool. But the fact that we don't have power or water is not good. Hmm. Wait a minute!
/me Activates Flux Compacitor and turns on the train's Plot Device Emergency Back-Up Power Source and the train travels back in time before Draco uses the Godzookie water on Gojira. Carl then slaps Draco and Draco spills the godzookie water on the ground, but not on anyone or anything. Then the train lurches forward through time, and through Plot Device #5419, the Bar Train is fully functioning and the reactor is back online.
Now, without any further delays, let's get to that river.
/me Forgot the fact that since Draco didn't turn him into Godzookie in this new timeline, he's still Gojira. Gojira shrugs and walks along side the Bar train as it heads for the river.
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Post by Ai on Jan 15, 2005 18:44:13 GMT -5
Kicks Ellis in the Nuclear balls.
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Post by Draco Starcloud on Jan 15, 2005 19:29:32 GMT -5
*punts Carl-zookie off the train*
Why am I all of a sudden reminded of the monorail episode of the Simpsons?
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Post by Cygnus X-1 on Jan 15, 2005 19:34:08 GMT -5
Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a genuine, Bona fide, Electrified, Six-car Monorail! What'd I say? Monorail! What's it called? Monorail! That's right! Monorail! I hear those things are awfully loud... It glides as softly as a cloud. Is there a chance the track could bend? Not on your life, my Hindu friend. What about us brain-dead slobs? You'll be given cushy jobs. Were you sent here by the devil? No, good sir, I'm on the level. The ring came off my pudding can. Take my pen knife, my good man. I swear it's Springfield's only choice... Throw up your hands and raise your voice! Monorail! What's it called? Monorail! Once again... Monorail! But Main Street's still all cracked and broken... Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken! Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! Mono... D'oh!
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Jan 15, 2005 19:42:37 GMT -5
Yea...
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Jan 15, 2005 21:40:50 GMT -5
*punts Carl-zookie off the train* Why am I all of a sudden reminded of the monorail episode of the Simpsons? /me This attack is completely voided by the time-space phenomena alternate-timeline <insert technobabble here> Blah Blah Blah. Draco is just upset that he's been vaporized twice and slapped once in only two pages of the bar.
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Post by Nowhere Man on Jan 15, 2005 23:13:48 GMT -5
*NM leans out the window of the train.* Fresh air! Rolling landscapes! Blue grass! Green sky! *Blinks.* Something's not right. Goji, I think you warped reality through a plot hole.
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Jan 15, 2005 23:24:49 GMT -5
You just can't win.
/me Sighs.
You know what? Fuck it. I'm not fixing it.
/me Notices a flock of pigs flying overhead.
Don't care. Don't care.
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