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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Jan 14, 2005 19:44:52 GMT -5
/me All of the patrons find themselves on an older luxury locomotive in the dining car. Carl is up front, conducting the train.
Welcome aboard the Bar Express, non-stop travel from the last bar to the next. For the next sixty pages, we will be traveling cross-country to our next location.
/me Carl dons a conductor's cap and pulls on the whistle.
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Post by Nowhere Man on Jan 14, 2005 19:45:45 GMT -5
*Pops out of a sleeping compartment.* First post!
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Post by Mega Raptor on Jan 14, 2005 19:58:37 GMT -5
You know, we left the last bar so quickly... I wonder...
*chucks a cold water baloon at someone, just to make sure*
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Post by Pkmatrix on Jan 14, 2005 20:26:39 GMT -5
*Water balloon smacks PK right in the back, soaking him entirely*
GAH! COLD!
*PK promptly transforms into a Yeti*
...I'm still cold. *shivers*
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Post by Nowhere Man on Jan 14, 2005 20:32:11 GMT -5
*A bunch of fortune hunters suddenly appear with guns.* Hunter: A Yeti! Kill it! We'll make millions! *Hunters begin shooting at PK.*
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Jan 14, 2005 20:39:01 GMT -5
Ah, crap, that water must've been taken from the last bar.
/me Dumps the water hold, thus getting rid of the last remnants of the old bar.
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Post by Mega Raptor on Jan 14, 2005 21:21:09 GMT -5
Still doesn't change the fact we're all still cursed because you closed the old one too quick for any of us to fix it.
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Post by Infested Manae on Jan 14, 2005 21:21:28 GMT -5
The train promptly cannot produce any more steam, and slows to a halt.
Wonderful, Carl, wonderful. And there's not a lake or river for...
Checks a map,
Feh! Thirty miles. You're getting it, you short-sighted bastard. And furthermore... wait, ah crap.
Looks behind where all the steam had settled to the ground. Where there should be dozens of small woodland creatures, there are dozens of demonic Akuma.
Carl, my boy, you really should have asked the guide which spring you were draining. Though, I'm sure he's pissed enough already that you drained it in the first place...
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Jan 14, 2005 21:32:37 GMT -5
I drained the drinking water supply, man. Sheesh. I just needed to stop for a corndog.
/me The train is parked next to a small roadside eatery.
Besides, even though this looks like an ordinary locomotive, it actually runs on a nuclear reactor. It's pretty cool, actually.
/me Notices the Akumas.
Hmm, I suggest we keep moving. We'll stop and get some more water later. Until then, booze up if you're thirsty and hold it if you gotta go.
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Post by Infested Manae on Jan 14, 2005 21:51:42 GMT -5
Begins setting up some drinks.
Hold it? Bah, just stand out on the back and piss over the railing.
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Jan 14, 2005 22:58:29 GMT -5
I is never going to make on of these
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Post by Rose on Jan 14, 2005 23:44:47 GMT -5
*quietly sits on the train, looking wistfully out the window, trying to ignore the Japanese soldiers standing guard*
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Jan 15, 2005 2:02:49 GMT -5
Zaft form SEED pisses me off they're so danm cocky
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Post by Draco Starcloud on Jan 15, 2005 6:02:48 GMT -5
"Step on the gas!"
*begins shooting the train with a Landmaster Tank*
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Jan 15, 2005 9:06:46 GMT -5
/me Carl pulls on a lever and a giant, Looney-Tune style missile on a launching platform rises out of one of the cars. The missle is launched straight for Draco's tank, turning it into scrap immediately. Draco's eyes blink as his charred black body is turned to dust that's carried into the wind.
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