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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Oct 5, 2004 20:58:03 GMT -5
Suck the fun right out of it, Sean, just like you always do.
;D
Haha, nice to see you again, though, ole' pal.
/me Offers him a drink.
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Post by Ai on Oct 5, 2004 20:58:06 GMT -5
Ai takes home the bust of the naked woman, and touches himself.
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Oct 5, 2004 21:00:49 GMT -5
So, that's the answer to all life's questions! It's not because you touch yourself at night, it's because Ai touches himself at night!
/me Goes off to write the next hardcover bestseller on the New York Times list.
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Post by Just a Memory on Oct 5, 2004 21:01:03 GMT -5
i do tend to do that no?
...but why stop somthing i'm good at...
grabs said drink and holds it with his cig in the other hand looking like a certain southern comic poperly known as Tatter Saled
...So i was sitting naked the other day in my bean bag chair eating a bag of cheetoes...
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Oct 5, 2004 21:02:37 GMT -5
That's always bugged me. Everyone loves the Cable Guy, but in reality, he just a fat ass with a southern accent. Ron White, on the other hand, is actually funny.
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Post by Juan on Oct 5, 2004 21:08:37 GMT -5
/me Unfortunately for Zorak, there is no such thing as Shaihulud in the Indiana Jones universe, so Zorak dies a horrible and terrible death. But we're not in the Indiana Jones Universe. THIS IS THE BAR UNIVERSE. DOOM YOU ARE DEADENATED.
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Post by Juan on Oct 5, 2004 21:09:53 GMT -5
That's always bugged me. Everyone loves the Cable Guy, but in reality, he just a fat ass with a southern accent. Ron White, on the other hand, is actually funny.Larry the Cable Guy is hillarious. You just don't like him because he is Republican. Git'er Done.
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Oct 5, 2004 21:10:06 GMT -5
But we're not in the Indiana Jones Universe. THIS IS THE BAR UNIVERSE. DOOM YOU ARE DEADENATED. Yeah, but in the Bar Universe, Gojira has always been a God-Like being. So, would you rather me be like a god, or like Indiana Jones with an artifact that a god touched? And, by the way, Larry the Cable guy's political stances has jack shit to do with why I don't like him. It mostly comes down to the idiot and fart humor.
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Post by Nowhere Man on Oct 5, 2004 21:10:21 GMT -5
*NM rides a camel straight into the Bar.* Don't touch the camel. That's my ticket home.
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Oct 5, 2004 21:14:22 GMT -5
/me Notices a Camel standing over his shoulder.
Hey buddy-
/me Camel spits in Carl's eye.
Jeebus.
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Post by Nowhere Man on Oct 5, 2004 21:20:51 GMT -5
*NM smacks the camel's rump and it snorts.* Hey, man. No spitting. Unless they touch you. Then you can spit.
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Post by Rose on Oct 5, 2004 21:25:45 GMT -5
We already had a bar like this...
Oh well! Gives me a great excuse to pull out my genie clothes.
*is suddenly clothed in a dark purple genie get-up*
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Post by Juan on Oct 5, 2004 21:29:10 GMT -5
Yeah, but in the Bar Universe, Gojira has always been a God-Like being. So, would you rather me be like a god, or like Indiana Jones with an artifact that a god touched? Old bar, haw. This bar is parallel but disimilar.
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Oct 5, 2004 22:13:12 GMT -5
shit monkeys! 3 pages!?! wow....
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Oct 5, 2004 22:15:20 GMT -5
Raz just kinda walks in and sits down.
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Sees everyone staring at him.
I don't have to explain myself to you.
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