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Post by Ai on Oct 5, 2004 20:27:21 GMT -5
You do that, I won't hesitate to ban your fucking ass.
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Oct 5, 2004 20:32:42 GMT -5
Hmm, Zorak made a reference to Nazi Germany, nevermind that Oktoberfest has nothing to do with Nazism.
Ah, well, let's get piss ass drunk!
/me Taps the first wooden keg of beer in the middle of the freakin' desert and pours himself a glass.
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Post by Juan on Oct 5, 2004 20:36:02 GMT -5
God Ai, I am kidding. No reason to get your ass in a knot. Jesus. Hmm, Zorak made a reference to Nazi Germany, nevermind that Oktoberfest has nothing to do with Nazism. Ah, well, let's get piss ass drunk! /me Taps the first wooden keg of beer in the middle of the freakin' desert and pours himself a glass. I'm half German, AND from a very German town where we actually had OKTOBERFEST. I am allowed to stereotype myself.
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Oct 5, 2004 20:40:05 GMT -5
Ah, all right.
/me Realizes he hates beer.
Hmm, okay. Uhh, yeah. Let's just stick with the Arabian theme.
/me Throws off his robe revealing an Indiana Jones get up. He then runs towards a cave and starts digging.
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Post by Ai on Oct 5, 2004 20:40:42 GMT -5
Chops off his shins, to be Shortround.
Docta Jones! Lemme helps you!
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Post by Juan on Oct 5, 2004 20:42:11 GMT -5
Okay.
Drops a thumper in middle fo the bar. Suddenly, a giant worm engulfs the bar.
SHAI-HULUD!
What, Dune is fairly... middle eastern... ish!
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Oct 5, 2004 20:42:58 GMT -5
You see, it's sad when my whole perspective of Arabian culture comes from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
/me Looks at Shortround Ai.
Get me that pick axe. I think I found something!
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Post by Ai on Oct 5, 2004 20:45:53 GMT -5
Hands Goji a pickaxe.
Whatchu find! Pretty lady?
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Post by Just a Memory on Oct 5, 2004 20:49:55 GMT -5
slowly walks in with a hoodie, jeans that are torn on the bottom, chucks, and a cig in his mouth and hands in the pockets of his hoodie
...stupid droids...
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Oct 5, 2004 20:50:10 GMT -5
Funny you should ask.
/me Lifts a small golden statue of a woman with ruby eyes. He then points it at Zorak.
Watch this, kid.
/me Mutters something under his breath, and two beams of red light shoot from the eyes of the golden idol and hit Zorak square in the chest, burning a hole through his heart and killing him instantly.
We should keep this thing out of the hands of our enemies.
/me Wraps the idol in a brown rag and puts it in a wooden box marked "USA Warehouse 57."
No one will ever find it.
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Post by Craze on Oct 5, 2004 20:51:13 GMT -5
We had Halloween Parties?
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Post by Juan on Oct 5, 2004 20:52:06 GMT -5
Before Gojira can do it, he is eaten by Shaihulud. How tragic.
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Oct 5, 2004 20:53:47 GMT -5
/me Unfortunately for Zorak, there is no such thing as Shaihulud in the Indiana Jones universe, so Zorak dies a horrible and terrible death.
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Post by Just a Memory on Oct 5, 2004 20:55:12 GMT -5
...
to further add to the pointlessness of it all, neither instances happen because sadly, neither universe really exist....but theoretically they do, therefore both are theoretically dead...again...
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Post by Craze on Oct 5, 2004 20:58:02 GMT -5
*Looks through the old Halloween thread.*
That cardboard box idea does sound good....
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