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Post by Cygnus X-1 on Sept 4, 2004 17:32:49 GMT -5
Bach's Gavotte from Violin Concerto No. 6 drifts delicately from the chamber orchestra in a massive dining room of a stately Victorian mansion, complete with ridiculously long table and multiple chandeliers.
*the sounds of horse hoofs on a Parisian cobblestone street are heard from within the chamber, and Cygnus soon emerges from a dog-cart carriage with cane, hat and ballroom dress*
Bienvenue à la barre de bourgeois! Give your coats to Mademoiselle Rose, and order your drinks from Monsieur Manae, who will be known, for the next sixty pages, as François.
Bon appetite!
Fixed title. I wonder if anyone will notice this bit of text...
Nah, probably not.
I noticed. Haw. - The Z
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Post by Ai on Sept 4, 2004 17:35:18 GMT -5
Walks in dressed in a long, full circle cloak.Amazing. Just...Yeah. Sits down, pulls out a small dagger, and begins stabbing a table.GIMMIE. As long as it's considerably less boring than the real LoTR movies, but I am under the impression that it is. The only part that reallly ever gets boring are the long sex scenes, which I don't mind, really. I mean, it'd be a lot better if it were a hard core porn, but it's about as good as you can get.
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GunnSlinger
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I am going to kill you. Very slowly.
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Post by GunnSlinger on Sept 4, 2004 17:41:29 GMT -5
Gunn stands there in the rain, just fine. Then steps inside the bar, grabbing C8 by his collar and lifting him into the air.
I don't melt, I don't burst into flame, I don't explode. Chances are, anything you'd bother to try, wouldn't work.
Gunn then throws C8 out the door by his neck.
Let's see how you do.
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Post by Cygnus X-1 on Sept 4, 2004 17:41:58 GMT -5
So, where'd you see it?
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Post by GunnSlinger on Sept 4, 2004 17:46:12 GMT -5
Listens to C8's screams of pain as sheets of acid rain spray him. Gunn sighs in relative pleasure and takes his usual seat at the edge of the bar, putting his feet up and ordering up a cup of coffee.
Well, while you all discuss porn, I'm watching a Bruce Campbell movie. Gotta love it.
"You killed them, you bastard, you killed them!" "You don't have to worry about who I killed last. Just about who I'm gonna kill next."
"Why do I have to go?" "Because I said so, and if you don't do what I say, I'll shoot you." "He's got a point."
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Post by Ai on Sept 4, 2004 18:08:01 GMT -5
Showtime, or something. On digital cable.
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Post by GunnSlinger on Sept 4, 2004 18:19:43 GMT -5
Gunn just shakes his head, sighing.
Foolish me, hoping that no one would soil the LOTR name with cheap porn. Ah, well, you can't win 'em all.
And now... Max Payne 2. I need the slow-mo bloodshed.
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Post by Wag - Now And Forever on Sept 4, 2004 19:05:21 GMT -5
Walks in, dressed in a perfect replica of Kyo from The Final PV.
Dragon Con day 2 completed.
Dies
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Post by Craze on Sept 4, 2004 19:07:48 GMT -5
*rebirth* *Craze strolls down the small stone alleyways on this gray Saturday, cane in hand. He sees a sign that catches his eye and intrigues him.* "The MS Pilot Bar?" Interesting? *He strokes his chin with a smirk slashed on his mouth. He strolls on. His attire is a brown elequent suit with frails cloth hanging from the sleeves. Upon his noggin is a red and white powdery wig that extrudes high infront and smooths down in the back. He gives a half-clap of greeting and orders a bottle of red comet from the 'tender.* Guten tag.Well, while you all discuss porn, I'm watching a Bruce Campbell movie. Gotta love it. "You killed them, you bastard, you killed them!" "You don't have to worry about who I killed last. Just about who I'm gonna kill next." "Why do I have to go?" "Because I said so, and if you don't do what I say, I'll shoot you." "He's got a point." Speaking of Bruce Campbell movies, I need to rent Bubba Ho-Tep when I go to rent Hitman and The Suffering.
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Sept 4, 2004 19:46:23 GMT -5
*A man dressed eloquently in a black suit, cape, tope hat, and cane walks in*
Indeed, I do believe that I shall assimilate myself into this new environ perfectly!
*orders a Big Zam*
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Post by Craze on Sept 4, 2004 20:07:31 GMT -5
*He takes a swig of the bottle.*
Say, when is the Ball going to be? You can't have a place like this without a masked ball.
*He takes another, coughs on his sleeve, then resumes drinking. He unraps a satchel that was under his arm, and unveils The Suffering. Wolfgang cackles in a a merry laughter, then suddenly shocks to a relization.*
Well I'll be damned, PS2s weren't invented yet. Drat!
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Sept 4, 2004 21:04:07 GMT -5
what is this like in 1870?
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Sept 4, 2004 21:36:09 GMT -5
Indeed madam. You are currently in Victorian-era Paris.
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Post by Infested Manae on Sept 4, 2004 21:45:17 GMT -5
Egad! I swear that I shant be referred to as one 'François' for the duration of this entire bloody bar!
Looks at coincidentally placed name tag, labeled 'François'.
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Damn it all!
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Post by Squall on Sept 4, 2004 21:51:46 GMT -5
Victorian bar? Well this should prove interesting.
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