Revenge of the MSPB Dreams

[Craze]

Same as the old thread: if you had a dream that correlated with anything MSPB-ish, post it.

Here's one I had last night:

Okay, so I invited a bunch of ya'll to my house, though I only remember specifically Ai, Goji, Manae's little brother (who I thought was Mav), and maybe Rose, the others I can't remember. Anyway, we decide to watch 12 Monkeys, and apart from my mom getting angry at us and Ai throwing everyone around, everyone wanted to know what was the movie about. So I say it's a movie with a lot of twists in it. Then, a girl right next to me says "C'mon Bob." with me replying "Well, the main character's name is Bob Cole." Then we take a bathroom break, where my bathroom is the size of a convenient store, with vending machines. There I ask who the kid is and he says he's Manae's little brother (or nephew, something like that.) Then I's woke up.

[Juan]

Lemme dig up the old dreams that everyone had.

Cyg:

Okay so, Lita and Gunn, Ellis and Sasuki, Aries and I, and Zorak and Eura are married. Ryo has somehow dumped Maverick for Draco and the two of them are living in an apartment in Los Angeles.

Well, Lita and Gunn are living in Mississippi. (blech…) Aries and I are fighting over where to live, New York or Texas, so we choose in the middle, Mississippi, and we go to live with Lita and Gunn… and Ellis Sasuki and Zorak and Eura Live on the same street in Mississippi as Lita, Gunn, Aries and myself...

Well, Ellis and Zorak decide to wife swap. So, Ellis is now married to Eura and Sasuki is married to Zorak.

Meanwhile, Aries doesn’t want to be my husband anymore because I’m blonde, so I switch with Sasuki and then become Zorak’s wife.

And Sasuki has red hair, so Aries has her dye it brown like Mutsumi’s. So Sasuki is now Mutsuki….

So, one way or another, Lita, Gunn, Aries, and Mutsuki’s house is blown up, so they decide to live with Zorak and me.

I’m not quite sure how, but Ellis and Eura end up in the home as well… but Zorak opens the door and Raz is carrying a drunken, depressed Mav on his back.

So, Mav is our drunk passed out on the couch, and Raz is our drunk passed out on the dining room table. It proves to be helpful, because with so many people, we need a big table and Raz’s tentacles would pass the food plates around...

Well, everything gets too crowded, so we move to the apartment in LA with Draco and Ryo.

Well, that didn’t work out because everything was smaller, and Mav couldn’t go into a room without seeing Ryo...

So we took over the apartment building. Obviously the police came, so we were hanging out of the windows with AK-47s and such, but they were just refined versions of Aries’ pie launcher...

It all gets pretty fuzzy after that. oO

Cyg again:

Well, Draco, Ellis, Libra, Goji, Zorak, Aries, Lita, Viper and I all went to the same school.

We were outside in this big assembly and for some reason, the staff was playing the National Anthem to the tune to the Internationale....

...when this giant robot attacked and started slaughtering everyone. Like, limbs all over the place kind of slaughter.

So, we escaped to the school basement, which for some reason looked like my basement, with two rooms, finished.

Well, all of you guys ganged up on Libra and killed him for food and warmth, or so your reasons were. I was all like, "You're no better than the Robot!"

So, I went into the other room and cuddled with Lita and Theao. I'm not sure where exactly he came from...

So, I went back into the other room, and you guys were all huddles on Justin's bed all scared. But you were playing this really boring game that involved the celing...

So, I went back in the other room, and these fast food people were talking about how the Robot was still rampaging

Zorak:

Here is a COOKY dream I got. I'll make some references afterwards.

Me and Ai were Terran Marines in blue armor on a planet thats alot like Earth. It is perpetually raining. We are in a small open area, but there is a BIIG rock outcropping in the middle, along with canyons surrounding the area, except for a path in. There are houses in the area, which are like small sized normal houses.

Me, Ai, and like 5 other Marines we just standing there in, the opening, when out nowhere, over a hill, these Zerglings rush at us. We blow them to pieces with our machine guns. However, waves after waves keep coming, but we take them all down.

However, then these wierd GIANT jumping Mutant hairless Chiuahua things started attacking, and they killed everyone except for me and Ai. I run off, but one gives chase.

I open fire at it, then run, then open fire, then run, but it wasn't stopping it. It just kept jumping to where I moved in gigantic leaps.

I rush into like a small cottage to escape, and it manages to get inside. Somehow I trick it into getting stuck in something (I believe I tempted it with food or something).

I run out, but then I see another coming. I run, and run into a garage of another house. I am out of ammo, so I grab a shovel and smack the giant dog accross the face, and slide the garage door closed. Ai is inside, but his leg is messed up bad. The residentess cower petrified in the back of the garage. Its two guys and a woman.

However, the woman, after a minute, goes and starts opening the garage door, thinking that it was clear.
I yell at her to shut the door, but she ignores me, and opens it. Outside, the Chiauhua walks towards the door, but when she sees it, she closes it.
A minute later, she starts opening it again, but through the foot size crack the shadow of the dog shows that its still there. However, she in another minute waits, then opens it fully.

The dog rushes at her, but I jump with my Shovel, and smack it again. I dive behind a car so it can't crush me with its claws, then I smack it agian and run into the Garage. We run through the door inside the garage, and lock it. The lady runs into the single bedroom in the house (I never see whats inside). Ai and one of the other guys go into a Pantry (which ironically had a Bathroom and was the largest room in the house), and huddle there. Ai goes into a small bathtub there to help his wounds. The other guy in the house stays in the kitchen, cowering. I go into the hally way connecting this all, and we just wait.

And thats the dream. Here is some breaking down on things that I recognize now that I think of it-

1. The enviroment is a combonation of Metroid Prime's start area on planet and (at least the surrounding canyon walls) Robotech Battlecry's wastelands.

2. The Marines and Zerglings are obviously from StarCraft.

3. The Dogs are another combo. A large dog that moves just like the cat Nexus from the Bounty Hunter games (which I HATED. They keep jumping to where you are at, and attack you. They were so fast!) and perhaps like the Hulk Gamma Dogs or something. I dunno.

Everything else is just... gah.

Eura:

Your first dream scared me to Hell and back, Cyg. xP I'd consider that a nightmare, that I would. '_';; Ah well, good thing that ain't real.

I had a dream (seriously) with Ai, Libra, Aries, Mave, and Zorak. Zorak was that one giant grasshopper, I don't remember how the rest looked in my dream.

We lived in the same apartment building and Ai and Libra went out for a 'midnight cruise'. Mave was walking with Aries who was selling donuts to Vash. Aries and Vash also went on a 'trip to a local bar'. Mave, being left alone, came over to my apartment and we began to play some sort of futuristic RPG game. Kinda like a combo of the Sims, Everquest, Gundam Wing, and Spiderman, or something like that. Weird. Anyway, we met 4 characters that seemed strangely familiar. Two were guys, two were girls though. That part's fuzzy.

Skipping on, found out Ai and Aries were the babes. Showed me'n Mave the kind of wedding rings you find in those 25 cent toy vending machine things. Mave went crazy and set off chasing after the girl Aries and Ai with an axe screaming bloody murder and claiming them to be spies from Zeon. Vash stole all Aries's donuts and ran to Candyland, Libra began smoking weed or something, getting high.

This is where Zorak comes in. Hopped in singing, "Here comes Peter Cottontail, hopping down the bunny trail!" He is wearing a priest collar. Starts shouting out sermons about God, the Fat Buddha, and Kirby, how they're all correlated or something. In the meantime, Mave gives up chasing the 'girls' and roasts Zorak's leg. Gnaws out a chunk and proclaims Zorak tastes like Vanilla and Chocolate pudding all at once. Ai and Aries sit down and begins eating Zorak. I'm watching all this and suddenly, I remembered I had cookies in the oven and they were probably all burnt by now. Before I could leave the game though, someone threw an axe at my head. I woke up in my bed. Shook my head, thinking what a crazy dream. Went to the bathroom, but it had a greenish light and the door disappeared. And that's when my dream carried me off to some zombie of which I think I really did wake up. I dunno, mebe I'm dreaming now eh?

[Juan]

Fireball:

It is late night at the bar(the bar is an actualy bar) and the only people there are Raz, Draco, Fireholder, Otaku and myself. FH and Otaku are flirting, Draco is creating franken gundams, and I am watching Mad Mad House. Raz suddenly turns into a MS, a V2 gundam to be exact, and shoots Otaku, hurting her badly. I go Demon FB and kill FH, before getting Otaku and the remaining drinks in the bar out before Raz blows it up.

Raz, who is know on a killing spree, has just destroyed everything aside from the apartments and the hospital in the town. He confronts Ai and tries to get him to join his side. Ai says no and loses his head in the process.

Raz is now at the apartments where he is confronted by MR, Manae, Draco, Aries, Sean, and myself. Unfortunatly we don't stop him. Draco's many MS weapons are useless, Aries's angel powers won't work, MR is still in his human form and isn't that strong, Sean gets knocked out, and my fires are powerless, leading me to get thrown out a window in my now ex-apartment, four stories up.

The apartments are now gone and everyone is hiding out in the hospital, and the Bar group of forums. We try to fight it again, MR, Sean, Manae, Draco, Aries, and myself, now in Calance form. We fail and Manae is killed, with Sean going crippled, MR losing an arm, Draco geting a concusion, and everyone else with various injuries.

Finally, with Raz now approaching the Bar for a final apocolyptic attack, the girls here come up with a plan. Draco, using many boobytrapped weapons, leads Raz to the Holodeck. Rose, Vel, Otaku, Sab/AK, all the girls, appear in holographic form and start to sing, injuring the now monstrious monster/machine/human Raz. Raz finds Rose and knocks her out, only to be attacked by a furious Raptor MR. MR, after mutilating Raz, leads him to a ledge where Aries knocks him off Angel style, into a tornado of fire curtisy of me, and finally into a dark magic vortex made by Sean. Raz dies.

Finally, the place is being repaired and everyone has a drink. A FH clone shows up and hugs Otaku, Manae returns, Ai is even back, Aries....well is drunk. MR has a mechanical arm a la Dai, and I create the new bar, surfer esque place, with my trademark tiki torches.

So what do you think? I think this should be turned into a fanfic...

Rose:

Well, I've had dreams involving certain people within the MSPB, but not as a whole. After Libra called me one night I had a strange dream about him running around the streets of New Jersey in the snow, half-naked, and I was chastizing him for it.

Yeah, all the others have been about MR, what can I say?

Cyg again:

I had this dream... that Raz was trying to babysit me, (I was really pissed with my parents) but we didn't agree on stuff, so we just sat down and watched hentai until my parents came back.

Viper:

i had a dream about the bar.... this was like during the summer. everyone at the bar was living in some town in montana. anyways, this war broke out between south and north america. me and aries were sent down to fight in brazil. while we were gone argentina launched a nuke back at where we used to live, killing al the other bar members. in the end i end up getting captured and tortured to death.... weird no?


*thinks cyg needs to spend less time here*

Craze:

Old thread, yes, but i got another dream last night.

I can only remember this part in segments that are mostly not related to the bar.

At one point i go to a theater, and the walls are black like some giant presentation of some sort, also the screen is blindingly large. There's a guy under the screen and he says how you can put on random images on the screen by pressing different combinations of letters and stuff. So i go up to the movie-theater seating, watching out of the cornor the eye as the guy starts typing stuff, and BAM! Random crap comes on the screen, it just makes everyone including myself insane. Everyone including one of my friends has seizures, and two guards beat 'em up and take them away. I wanted to get out of there, but they never came for me, except i saw them come up, i was the only one left and they just put a children' book in one of the slots in the back of a chair and leave. Finally, when the movie's over, i have to stay at their Cafe. And everything went sprite-RPG animation untill my friends came.
Then i'm on the internet at MSPB, and I was becoming friends with Manae. Last thing i did was start a topic on the music artist Prince, and Manae was the first to post in it before I woke up.

Goji:

Bah, I had a dream that Mav and I were at a comic shop and I found some sort of translucent Optimus Prime figure. Then I went to Toys 'R Us and picked up a Warthog toy from Halo.

Craze:

Had one last night.

Nonrelevant items. Some tornado or something was ravaging the land and we stayed at our school (Big reference to Hurrican Ivan). There was a performance by some club or something that had to go to,plus the teachers were providing a dozen desserts that we could eat, but I got banned from one.

Now, through all this, Mav posted a message in the announcments some message about Li. I don't remember what it basically said except that it gave no real information that seemed relevant or even asking a question. But here's the first line of Mav's message:

"Now, we all know Li has a bra and babies."

And it went on and on. At the end of the message Mavb asked us to send pictures of our butts and ask others to send pics of their butts so he can get 22 pics and put it on a pic of a sandwich so to make a joke.

So, uh yeah, no dreams of mine recently, but old dreams of yours and mine.