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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Sept 13, 2004 12:12:42 GMT -5
The battle cry generator! Just type in your name and it will generate a battle cry for you. For example... Who is that, rampaging on the candy store! It is Mutant Headcrab, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He grunts gutterally:
"I'm going to spank you in such an unsafe manner, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!!!"
Check it out here: bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php?usrname=Mutant+Headcrab&sex=m
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Post by Draco the Strong on Sept 13, 2004 12:15:15 GMT -5
I remember this thing.
Who is that, striding along the desert! It is Gigan, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a low howl, his voice cometh:
"I'm seriously going to pulverize you in such an inhumane manner, you'll age fifty years!!!"
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Post by Draco Isnt Logged In on Sept 13, 2004 12:16:36 GMT -5
The thing is eerily accurate.
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Post by Wag - Now And Forever on Sept 13, 2004 13:02:54 GMT -5
Skulking across the hotel lobby, swinging a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Wag! And he gives a mighty howl:
"I'm going to bludgeon you so hard, the devil himself will plead for mercy!" _________
Sprinting across the fields, brandishing a studded crowbar, cometh Kyo! And he gives a low bellow:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I slice through beating hearts like a sentient bulldozer!!"
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Lo! Who is that, rampaging out of the mountains! It is Pip Bernadette, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He roars mightily:
"I'm going to fuck you with such reckless abandon, the Earth will spin twice as fast!"
Nice....
Edit: I had to add this one-
Running along the hotel lobby, swinging a burning branch, cometh Raz! And he gives a mighty bellow:
"I'm going to fuck you with such disregard for common sense, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!"
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Post by Juan on Sept 13, 2004 13:29:44 GMT -5
Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging over the icy wasteland! It is Zorak, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a mighty bellow, his voice cometh:
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! Skulls will be fucked for Satan!"
Comment: Ehh, I don't fuck skulls. Thank you very much. ~~~
Stalking amidst the candy store, wielding a bladed baseball bat, cometh ZorakBrak! And he gives a gutteral roar:
"I'm seriously going to beat you until you pee fire!!!"
Comment: More fucking like it. ~~~
Skulking on the tundra, clutching an oversized scalpel, cometh Zorak Brak! And he gives a mighty bellow:
"I'm going to smack you so thoroughly, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!"
Comment: Again, more like me. ~~~
Prowling out of the wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a vorpal blade, cometh Rawanuk! And he gives a vengeful howl:
"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I burn with the holy fires of destruction!"
Comment: Again, better. ~~~
Lo! Who is that, stalking across the freeway! It is Rawanuk Zoranari, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He howls ominously:
"I'm going to pound you backwards in time, and add a notch to my bedpost!"
Comment: Hehe, Oversized Scalpel. Swordlpel or something hehe.
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Running on the mini-mall parking lot, swinging a thorned whip, cometh Zorak! And he gives a spectacular scream:
"I'm seriously going to pulverize you beyond mortal comprehension!!"
Comment: Again, very good. The battle cries are on point for me if they don't nonsensical. I mean, I'm SERIOUSLY going to pulverize you beyond moral comprehension! I'm going to smack you so THOROUGHLY, the devil himself will plead for mercy! Its more me-ish.
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Post by Infested Manae on Sept 13, 2004 14:34:13 GMT -5
You sometimes have to wonder how a random generator can give such awesomely accurate shit... ___________________________________________________________ Zang! Who is that, prowling out of the steppes! It is Manae, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a booming scream, his voice cometh: "Hail the blood-letting! I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!" ___________________________________________________________
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Post by Ai on Sept 13, 2004 14:42:18 GMT -5
Zang! Who is that, rampaging along the tundra! It is Ai, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a spectacular roar, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to hump you like it's a new extreme sport, then bake cookies!!" ----------------------------------------------------- Striding out of the mini-mall parking lot, wielding a mighty sword, cometh Eric! And he gives a cruel grunt:
"I'm going to fuck you until you deflate!!!" ----------------------------------------------------- Sprinting along the steppes, attacking with a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Eric Murphy! And he gives a vengeful bellow:
"I'm going to bruise you until you're translucent!!!" ----------------------------------------------------- Stalking across the cliffs, clutching a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Ai No Shini! And he gives a gutteral grunt:
"I'm going to fuck you all the way to Wiener Neudorf!"
...No comment.
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Post by Draco Starcloud on Sept 13, 2004 14:49:54 GMT -5
Lo! Who is that, skulking along the wasteland! It is Draco, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a mighty roar, his voice cometh:
"In the name of Thor the Mighty, man, that's some good coffee!"
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Post by Squall on Sept 13, 2004 15:59:59 GMT -5
Lo! Who is that, rampaging on the steppes! It is Squall, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a vengeful howl, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to wrap you in bacon, and throw you on the grill!" ------------------------------------- Who is that, rampaging amidst the desert! It is Squall Leonhart, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He grunts homicidally:
"I'm going to clobber you until the sun burns out, then bake cookies!!!" -------------------------------------------------
.............righttttttttt
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Post by Craze on Sept 13, 2004 16:18:03 GMT -5
Hark! Who is that, skulking amidst the hotel lobby! It is Crazy 8, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a vengeful bellow, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to smash you all the way to Dorflingen, Austria!!"
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Lo! Who is that, skulking on the tundra! It is Craze, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He grunts homicidally:
"I'm going to pummel you until you're translucent!"
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Skulking over the fields, wielding a bladed baseball bat, cometh Chris! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I tear into the enemy like a mad dog who can only get madder!!"
(Thought:Now where the first two were pathetic, I like this one.)
And this one is just too funny:
Zang! Who is that, sprinting out of the desert! It is Adolf Hitler, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He bellows thunderously:
"I'm going to hump you for such a long time, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!"
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Post by Xtermo on Sept 14, 2004 15:34:12 GMT -5
Sprinting on the cliffs, wielding an oversized scalpel, cometh The X! And he gives a mighty cry:
"I'm going to turn you into part of my balanced breakfast!"
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Isamu
Epsilon
Proboards ate mi account.
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Post by Isamu on Sept 14, 2004 23:04:37 GMT -5
Zang! Who is that, prowling over the candy store! It is Isamu, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He grunts ominously:
"I'm seriously going to pound you so utterly, you'll reincarnate as an X-file!!"
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Post by Steel on Sept 15, 2004 15:44:40 GMT -5
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Post by Mega Raptor on Sept 15, 2004 15:52:25 GMT -5
Sprinting amidst the mini-mall parking lot, swinging buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Mega Raptor! And he gives a cruel grunt:
"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! The enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!!"
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Evi
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Post by Evi on Sept 16, 2004 3:42:02 GMT -5
Indeed the java battle cry machine knows all, for I enjoy both spanking and creamy neuguts. Sometimes at the same time.
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