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Post by Juan on Aug 28, 2004 22:04:47 GMT -5
Suddenly between MR's and DC's room a portal appears before the wall. Through this portal lies Zorak's room, in a dimension appart from our own.
In hear lies Zorak's cozy study/ living room. Branching of small hallways from this room is his bedroom, library, and other such rooms.
His library is filled with many technological, mythical, and other books, such as next to a book containing a spell to say summon an evil Spider creature is the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Zorak enters the room, through another portal in the top of the room, landing head first into the floor. He lies there silently, unconcious from the concussion.
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Post by Rose on Aug 28, 2004 22:15:50 GMT -5
You know that in order to properly maintain a room, you actually have to BE here, right?
>> <<
Just checking.
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Post by Juan on Aug 28, 2004 22:25:49 GMT -5
Lies quietly on the floor. However, psychically....
<Shigga what? Rephrase!>
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Post by Rose on Aug 29, 2004 0:04:10 GMT -5
*goes into levitating meditation*
Aaaah, the Zorak, he is a strange creature. It's very rare to even see one, much less talk to him or capture him! Only once in a blue moon does he show a glimpse of himself before zipping off into the night, not to be seen again for weeks!
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Post by Juan on Aug 29, 2004 8:55:27 GMT -5
<Scoffing I would be doing, if my body were able to move! You could be seen as one to talk with your lack-of-logging-onto-aim-where-the-Zorak-is-always-on-and-pestering-bar-goers. Plus I'm always here. Just in the shadows, lurking... Ready to sneak up on unexpecting prey and drag their limp bodies into the shadows... bwahahahhahah>
Zorak's laughter accidentally opens a portal directly underneath him in the floor, teleporting him back to the top to the room where he commences falling down again, making his concussion even worse.
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Post by Rose on Aug 30, 2004 0:39:13 GMT -5
*laughs semi-evilly* Well, I don't sign onto my usual account just because I get bombarded with IMs when I do. Therefore, I must be like ninja ... unseen. Unheard.
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Post by Juan on Aug 30, 2004 13:38:50 GMT -5
<What, so you flee from people that like to talk to you? Meanie. If I weren't unconcious right now, I'd prolly be feeling some sort of emotion or another.>
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Post by Ai on Aug 30, 2004 20:46:32 GMT -5
Runs in and kicks Zorak in the chest.
Dude, the Hellsing manga does kick ass.
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Post by Juan on Aug 30, 2004 21:31:59 GMT -5
Recoil bashes Zorak's head yet again onto the floor.
<Told you.>
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Post by Infested Manae on Aug 31, 2004 16:39:17 GMT -5
Sneaks in, reads some of Zorak's books, then summons a large, evil Spade on top of Zorak.
<In Other Room> Crap. Zeti fressi, no Zeti frassi. What did I just sommon?
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Post by Rose on Aug 31, 2004 16:44:14 GMT -5
<What, so you flee from people that like to talk to you? Meanie. If I weren't unconcious right now, I'd prolly be feeling some sort of emotion or another.> Nah, I'm not running from them, I'm running from the other people who just want to annoy me. Like that dude Kira who signed up at the other bar. He IMs me with the strangest things and expects me to believe them... *laughs and laughs about one particular time*
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Post by Juan on Aug 31, 2004 17:25:14 GMT -5
<Then just block him or make another AIM name. > Once again, the recoil bashes Zorak's head onto the floor again.
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Post by Rose on Aug 31, 2004 22:45:28 GMT -5
Way ahead of you, my good man. *thinks it's a good time to evilly laugh, so...* BWAHAHAHA!
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Sept 1, 2004 18:50:32 GMT -5
My God! The books! The endless rows of books!
*turns to Zorak*
Mind if I look around? Thanks...
*dashes off to and begins pouring over every scientific text he can find*
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Post by Infested Manae on Sept 1, 2004 18:59:44 GMT -5
Attempts his summon again. As he finishes, HC rushes in.
Damnit damnit damnit! Messed up again!
Elsewhere in the apartment complex, a confused, evil spider is running around.
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