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Post by Craze on Apr 17, 2006 19:23:44 GMT -5
Here lies the bar, cleansed and purified, to be difiled again but with a new band of people. Go forth!
*Sacrifices a lamb and a Gato*
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Post by Ai on Apr 17, 2006 19:24:15 GMT -5
*Shits in the sink*
JANITOR
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Post by Craze on Apr 17, 2006 19:29:15 GMT -5
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Post by NeoEllis on Apr 17, 2006 19:37:48 GMT -5
For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this bar, If any man shall add unto these things, I shall add unto him the bans that are written in this forum.
And if any man shall take away from the words of the bar of this prophecy, I shall take away his profile out of the member list, and out of the holy bar, and from the things which are written in this forum.
He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Acguy. The grace of our Lord Mark Simmons be with you all. Amen.
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Post by Craze on Apr 17, 2006 19:40:25 GMT -5
Hallelujah! Can I get a lay-up?
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Post by NeoEllis on Apr 17, 2006 19:42:32 GMT -5
*dunks*
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Post by Draco Starcloud on Apr 17, 2006 21:46:35 GMT -5
Acguy is love.
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Post by Cyrus on Apr 17, 2006 22:20:55 GMT -5
Yay sacrifices! Now where to find a virgin at this time of night and this day and age?
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Post by NeoEllis on Apr 17, 2006 22:59:35 GMT -5
*gives Cyrus diabetes again*
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Post by Cyrus on Apr 17, 2006 23:18:12 GMT -5
GOD. Why do you do this after easter... or is it thanksgiving? Anyway, I have too much candy and now I can't eat it.
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Post by Draco Starcloud on Apr 18, 2006 0:49:48 GMT -5
That's because Ellis is the Diabetes Vampire. He eats your sugar or something. Or Diabetes.
Hell if I know. He may even be gay. GAY FOR YOU!
*points*
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Post by Cyrus on Apr 18, 2006 10:24:21 GMT -5
You always hurt the one you love.
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Post by Cygnus X-1 on Apr 18, 2006 15:41:39 GMT -5
There are in the souls of wicked men those hellish principles reigning, that would presently kindle and flame out into hell fire, if it were not for God's restraints. There is laid in the very nature of carnal men, a foundation for the torments of hell. There are those corrupt principles, in reigning power in them, and in full possession of them, that are seeds of hell fire. These principles are active and powerful, exceeding violent in their nature, and if it were not for the restraining hand of God upon them, they would soon break out, they would flame out after the same manner as the same corruptions, the same enmity does in the hearts of damned souls, and would beget the same torments as they do in them. The souls of the wicked are in scripture compared to the troubled sea, Isa. 57:20. For the present, God restrains their wickedness by his mighty power, as he does the raging waves of the troubled sea, saying, "Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further;" but if God should withdraw that restraining power, it would soon carry all before it. Sin is the ruin and misery of the soul; it is destructive in its nature; and if God should leave it without restraint, there would need nothing else to make the soul perfectly miserable. The corruption of the heart of man is immoderate and boundless in its fury; and while wicked men live here, it is like fire pent up by God's restraints, whereas if it were let loose, it would set on fire the course of nature; and as the heart is now a sink of sin, so if sin was not restrained, it would immediately turn the soul into a fiery oven, or a furnace of fire and brimstone.
Beat THAT, Ellis.
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Post by Craze on Apr 18, 2006 16:29:25 GMT -5
Who is Keyser Soze?
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Kensai
Delta
Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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Post by Kensai on Apr 18, 2006 20:33:06 GMT -5
I thought I was the religous nutcase here. Damne crackers trying to steal my job.... ;D
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