ITT: You get a song made for you.

[Ai]

You can really rock it out.
I like Ai a lot.
I like Ai a lot.
You are the best in the long run.

AI!!!
AI!!!
AI!!!
AI!!!

Ai is very special to me.
You can really get in the groove.
You are the sexy king.
You are the best in the long run.

AI!!!
AI!!!
AI!!!
AI!!!

Ai really whoops a camel's ass.
You can really get in the groove.
I like you well.
I like you a lot in the long run.

Rock over London,
Rock on Chicago.

Be a Pepper - drink Dr. Pepper.

[steel]

[Ai]

You really whoop the horse's ass.
You are the faggot king.
You can really rock it out.
You can really jam harder like a magicist.

STEEL SUCKS ASS!!!
STEEL SUCKS ASS!!!
STEEL SUCKS ASS!!!
STEEL SUCKS ASS!!!

You are a faggot star.
Steel sucks ass is excellent.
You really whoop a llama's ass.
You can really get in the groove.

STEEL SUCKS ASS!!!
STEEL SUCKS ASS!!!
STEEL SUCKS ASS!!!
STEEL SUCKS ASS!!!

You can really rock it out.
Right on brother.
I like you well.
You can really jam harder like a magicist.

Rock over London,
Rock on Chicago.

Folgers - it's good to the last drop.

[Cygnus X-1]

Ooh, I get it now.

Note: please skip.

[The Fighting Libra]

Feel free to do me, like Howard Stern. This should be interesting.