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Post by Dark Aries on Apr 27, 2005 17:57:15 GMT -5
Because you're far too high on yourself to even talk to someone as "base" as her, Cyg honey.
*smiles sweetly.*
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Post by The Fighting Libra on Apr 27, 2005 23:05:01 GMT -5
...three girls hitting on Aries at the resturant that he works at is just about as likely as one of my friends just inviting me over for half of a movie and head for the hell of it.
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Post by Meyo-san on Apr 28, 2005 12:31:42 GMT -5
I think that Aries is more like Lewis from the Drew Carey Show, in fact, I think Aries will end up like him, a forty year old man working as a janitor at a drug company that also uses him to test new drugs, and he goes home to an apartment with another man as a roommate, and the only way for him to get laid, is to bribe the warden of a prison to have sex with a woman on death row, because when they're near death, they'd do it with anyone, and after it's over, she's begging for death.
Anyway, to those of you who have never seen the show before, I present to you the quotes that will show you how stupid Lewis is.
Lewis Kiniski: Mimi, if you lose the bet, you'll have to name your baby after us. Lewis Oswald. Oswald Lee Harvey: No, no. Oswald Lewis. Lewis Kiniski: [after much careful thought] Loswald!
[on sex] Lewis Kiniski: One person's always disappointed. So far, I've been lucky; it's always been the woman.
Kate O'Brien: Oh, my God! How could you lie on the Bible. Lewis Kiniski: Well, it's simple. I'm a single, 41 year-old janitor. What's God gonna do? Take *that* away from me?
Lewis Kiniski: It's a great day. Drew's got a new job, Kate got a promotion, and the manager at Drug-Co is paying me off so I won't talk about their new experiment. Oswald Lee Harvey: Really? Lewis Kiniski: Yeah, I'm supposed to meet him in the woods at midnight. Oswald Lee Harvey: How much is he going to pay you? Lewis Kiniski: I don't know, but I think it's going to be a lot. He told me to bring a duffel bag I could fit in.
Lewis Kiniski: I say we do a preemptive strike on the neighbors; they must be up to something with their doors and their curtains
Lewis Kiniski: I say we kill what she loves must in life that way you go up a notch.
Lewis Kiniski: That's what I want to see - a couple of guys loving each other. [pauses] Lewis Kiniski: I mean, a couple of guys not fighting over a dress. [pauses] Lewis Kiniski: I mean, a couple of guys not letting it come to blows. [pauses] Lewis Kiniski: Yeah, that's not what I meant
Ok, I have money on this happening to Aries.
Oswald Lee Harvey: All right. Drew told us not to let speedy into the house. Lewis Kiniski: Where is he? Oswald Lee Harvey: Probably in the brewery. Lewis Kiniski: [opens the door] Ok, when he comes out, we pretend to let him into the house, and then we catch him. [Speedy comes out of the brewery, with a six-pack] Oswald Lee Harvey: Hey, he brought us a six pack! But, why did he put it all the way over there? Lewis Kiniski: 'Cause he's a dumb animal. Come on, let's go get it. [Oswald and Lewis go to get the beer, while Speedy runs into the house, and pushes the door closed, locking Oswald and Lewis out] Lewis Kiniski: We must never speak of this again...
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Post by NeoEllis on Apr 28, 2005 19:59:52 GMT -5
You're even less funny than Aries.
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Post by Dark Aries on Apr 28, 2005 20:26:38 GMT -5
Yeah, that brand of lame takes effort, Mav.
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Apr 28, 2005 21:06:44 GMT -5
Nah, that has always come naturally to Mav.
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