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Post by NeoEllis on Apr 10, 2005 9:28:02 GMT -5
Don't worry honey, I'll get you a new Pope.
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Post by The Fighting Libra on Apr 10, 2005 11:30:06 GMT -5
Raz is my pick. I feel he'd make a new good pope, because he wouldn't have a problem setting a new trend of just molesting adult females who go into confessionals.
Woman: "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned... I was unfaithful to my husband with more than 8 different men."
Raz: "You wanna make that one more? God will forgive you for giving in to a Man of God."
Woman: "Sure."
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Apr 10, 2005 16:36:12 GMT -5
Maybe I should.
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Post by The Fighting Libra on Apr 10, 2005 16:55:00 GMT -5
I think you should. I know you'd be much more successful at it than I am.
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Apr 10, 2005 17:06:45 GMT -5
Well, the only requirement to be Pope is being a male Catholic. If Man-Faye is a Catholic, and I were a Cardinal, I'd vote for him because, to be able to walk around in public like that, the man has balls. And a really hairy ass. But balls as well.
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Apr 12, 2005 20:28:53 GMT -5
Guido Sarducci  |
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Post by The Fighting Libra on Apr 13, 2005 10:01:50 GMT -5
He looks like someone I'd have to shoot for some reason or another.
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Post by Cygnus X-1 on Apr 22, 2005 15:28:23 GMT -5
Guido Sarducci Haha, well done, Headcrab. |
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Apr 22, 2005 19:46:30 GMT -5
they're not old enough for one.
Also are any of you Chatholics? Because you kinda have to be one to be a Pope.
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Apr 22, 2005 21:21:35 GMT -5
Um what?
Pope can be any age, kthxbye retard.
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Apr 22, 2005 23:51:41 GMT -5
no, a Pope must be 40+ and a bishop
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Apr 23, 2005 0:23:28 GMT -5
Nope... only requirement for being a Pope is that you are a confirmed male catholic.
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Apr 23, 2005 10:34:31 GMT -5
Yeah, all you have to do is submit a "papal-acation." *rimshot*
/me Crickets
But, Raz is correct. As long as you're a confirmed male Catholic, you're elligible as Pope. Of course, the chances of someone that's not a cardinal becoming a pope is about as slim as Aries ever getting laid in his life-time.
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Post by Dark Aries on Apr 23, 2005 18:43:36 GMT -5
Aries met a hot Russian chick today, ace.
She was interested, despite herself.
*grins.*
Next pope is gonna be John Kerry, yo!
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Apr 23, 2005 18:47:36 GMT -5
She probably just wants citizenship, I wouldn't be too happy, you were just the most pathetic person near her.
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