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Post by Ai on Mar 8, 2005 20:42:08 GMT -5
At 12 midnight tonight, I issue a challenge to all of the message board members. Do not masturbate for as long as possible. The one who can last the longest will recieve a gift from myself. If I don't believe your answer, I will disqualify you. Get those juices out tonight, boys, because the minimum to even be considered a winner is 4 days. Good luck.
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Post by Xtermo on Mar 8, 2005 21:01:33 GMT -5
*sigh* Somebody's been watching too much Seinfeld.
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Post by DarkAries on Mar 8, 2005 22:02:42 GMT -5
Yeah, Aries doesn't believe in self-denial. He's gonna laugh at y'all and your lack of jackage and how loopy it's gonna make you, though, so thankee for the entertainment.
Especially for those of you who are gonna be thinking about it. Y'all're gonna be a real damn floor show.
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Mar 8, 2005 22:51:25 GMT -5
Don't mean shit to me, I have a piece of pussy in the bed in the next room. I can go without my hand for sure.
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Mar 8, 2005 23:28:06 GMT -5
I can go a few months
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Post by Xtermo on Mar 9, 2005 3:10:27 GMT -5
Raz an' Sab have brought up an interesting point-
There'll have to be some rules associated with this if you want to play. (I however, like Aries, am not inclined. If we're gunna have a contest about who the best liar is, let's just have it straight up.)
Do guys with poon count? What about the ladies? Does it count if you're so crappy you are incapable of pleasuring even yourself to climax during the contest? What kinds of prizes will be awarded those who lie the best? Will there be any means of telling how fast the competitors are reduced to failing to disclose the truth?
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Post by Ai on Mar 9, 2005 15:05:20 GMT -5
Do guys with poon count? What about the ladies? Does it count if you're so crappy you are incapable of pleasuring even yourself to climax during the contest? What kinds of prizes will be awarded those who lie the best? Will there be any means of telling how fast the competitors are reduced to failing to disclose the truth? No, they don't need to jerk off. No, women aren't real people. No, you're incompetent and should be shot. Probably porn. No, I will trust most people's honor. |
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Post by Fireball on Mar 9, 2005 17:21:35 GMT -5
I'm in. Should be very odd.
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Post by Cygnus X-1 on Mar 9, 2005 20:08:17 GMT -5
Woah, I can go at least two weeks. As long as the prize is for the lady audiences too, I'm in.
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Post by Xtermo on Mar 9, 2005 22:28:39 GMT -5
Sorry, Cyg. *points to Ai's last point* No, women aren't real people. Ladytypes don't count according to the rules set forth by Ai. Fireball will be lying to say he's made the minimum cut, as will probably most any guy who signs up. It's like trying to have a footrace against a jet. It's just not fair for those poor guys who sign up if they have to be against the ladies. EDIT: Hey, maybe you can make a second contest though. One for the ladies, only, I mean. Two classes for one competition. |
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Post by The Fighting Libra on Mar 10, 2005 11:55:59 GMT -5
Heh. A contest to see who can last the longest without masturbating... Why does this not surprise me?
...oh yeah, I'm not gonna take part in it. No point.
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Mar 11, 2005 19:56:19 GMT -5
Fuck, Ai, did you have to post this two days before the new Episode III trailer came out....
I mean, uhh, fuck.
/me Runs away.
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Post by The Fighting Libra on Mar 13, 2005 13:56:08 GMT -5
I think wet dreams should be applicable, because one's subconsious must be controlled as well as their hand.
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Post by NeoEllis on Mar 13, 2005 14:27:56 GMT -5
Um, I'm fairly sure that what goes on in one's subconscious is beyond one's control.
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Post by The Fighting Libra on Mar 14, 2005 12:19:43 GMT -5
True. But one must train their mind and their body.
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