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Post by Triyun on Dec 3, 2004 12:05:50 GMT -5
Iran is Aryan (the actual original european inhabitants not the crap made up by Hitler) like India. Iraq is the border of the Arab muslim world. Arabs and Jews are from the semiitic group of peoples.
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Kensai
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Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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Post by Kensai on Dec 3, 2004 12:25:02 GMT -5
Jesus wasn;t black, he was mexican! He had all the tell tale signs of a mexican! He was wanted by the cops, and was brown.
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Post by DarkAries on Dec 3, 2004 12:33:27 GMT -5
Jesus was a monkey.
Why does Aries say that? Because of his theory on Heaven.
See, God is a giant metaphysical monkey on a giant metaphysical desert island. And all we mortals are bananas. When we die, God the Monkey takes out souls, peels them, and takes a bite. If we taste good because of all the nice stuff we did, God the Monkey eats the rest of our soul and we get to become one inside God the Monkey. If we taste bad because of all the bad stuff we did, God the Monkey throws our rotten banana soul into the sand and we get eaten by crabs and stuff.
And since Jesus is God, and God is a monkey, Jesus was a monkey!
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Dec 3, 2004 13:58:20 GMT -5
Jesus was a monkey. Why does Aries say that? Because of his theory on Heaven. See, God is a giant metaphysical monkey on a giant metaphysical desert island. And all we mortals are bananas. When we die, God the Monkey takes out souls, peels them, and takes a bite. If we taste good because of all the nice stuff we did, God the Monkey eats the rest of our soul and we get to become one inside God the Monkey. If we taste bad because of all the bad stuff we did, God the Monkey throws our rotten banana soul into the sand and we get eaten by crabs and stuff. And since Jesus is God, and God is a monkey, Jesus was a monkey! we're all apes you know...
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Post by Just a Memory on Dec 3, 2004 14:02:53 GMT -5
Jesus was a monkey. Why does Aries say that? Because of his theory on Heaven. See, God is a giant metaphysical monkey on a giant metaphysical desert island. And all we mortals are bananas. When we die, God the Monkey takes out souls, peels them, and takes a bite. If we taste good because of all the nice stuff we did, God the Monkey eats the rest of our soul and we get to become one inside God the Monkey. If we taste bad because of all the bad stuff we did, God the Monkey throws our rotten banana soul into the sand and we get eaten by crabs and stuff. And since Jesus is God, and God is a monkey, Jesus was a monkey! ... All i can think of is that episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog now...
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Dec 3, 2004 14:19:09 GMT -5
that's weird...
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Post by Craze on Dec 3, 2004 15:53:00 GMT -5
Jesus was a monkey. Why does Aries say that? Because of his theory on Heaven. See, God is a giant metaphysical monkey on a giant metaphysical desert island. And all we mortals are bananas. When we die, God the Monkey takes out souls, peels them, and takes a bite. If we taste good because of all the nice stuff we did, God the Monkey eats the rest of our soul and we get to become one inside God the Monkey. If we taste bad because of all the bad stuff we did, God the Monkey throws our rotten banana soul into the sand and we get eaten by crabs and stuff. And since Jesus is God, and God is a monkey, Jesus was a monkey! I agree with Sean. That reminds me of that Courage the Cowardly Dog episode where the group went into the future where there was bananas and if one was old they would go into this temple where a giant monkey ate them.
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Post by NeoEllis on Dec 4, 2004 9:19:16 GMT -5
"All beings so far have created something beyond themselves; and do you want to be the ebb of this great flood and even go back to the beast rather than overcome man? What is the ape to man? A laughing stock or a painful embarrassment. And man shall be just that for the overman: a laughing stock or a painful embarrassment. You have made your way from worm to man, and much in you is still worm. Once you were apes, and even now, too, man is more ape than any ape." -Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spoke Zarathustraor:
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Post by Fireball on Dec 4, 2004 20:20:33 GMT -5
Uh, guys, Jesus was black. Ever watch Dogma? That plus the fact that Rufus the Thirteenth Apostle, who was real(I have actual proof) was also black attests to that.
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Dec 5, 2004 0:10:08 GMT -5
Uh, guys, Jesus was black. Ever watch Dogma? That plus the fact that Rufus the Thirteenth Apostle, who was real(I have actual proof) was also black attests to that. they're 14 total so yeah.
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Post by Fireball on Dec 5, 2004 10:30:06 GMT -5
There were always Thirteen Apostles at a time. The historical Thirteenth Apostle was Matthias who replaced Judas Iscariot. Yet Rufus was not counted so, out of all the Apostles there were fourteen, but only thirteen at a time.
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Post by Cygnus X-1 on Dec 5, 2004 12:18:18 GMT -5
Do share.
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Post by Fireball on Dec 5, 2004 14:12:11 GMT -5
Well, I was looking through one of my books on the Knights Templar and I saw the name of a Roman Legate, Rufus. I did some research and he was alive at the time of Christ.
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Dec 5, 2004 14:14:11 GMT -5
/me Coughs
How many people around the time of Jesus were named Rufus?
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Dec 5, 2004 21:48:00 GMT -5
/me Coughs How many people around the time of Jesus were named Rufus? I belive 0
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