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Post by Ai on Dec 2, 2004 14:56:46 GMT -5
A mathematic equation my friend made concludes that Jimmie Page is, indeed, God.
AB = BA, therefore: God = Dog
Jesus = Mary x God
Jesus = Black, Mary = White; therefore God = Black
God = Black and a Dog.
Black Dog is a song by Led Zeppelin.
Jimmie Page = God.
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Post by Craze on Dec 2, 2004 15:18:21 GMT -5
White times Black equals a shade of Grey
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Post by Ai on Dec 2, 2004 15:20:46 GMT -5
Normally, yes, but because Men > Women, black takes precedence over white.
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Dec 2, 2004 15:24:50 GMT -5
Actually, no, one problem with your equation. Women > Men. There are more of them on this planet than there are of us, and they happen to live longer. Besides, while you have an equation, I have hard evidence.  |
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Post by Craze on Dec 2, 2004 15:25:45 GMT -5
It still makes a shade of grey, even the smallest slight change means something is a different color like that might be an "almost black". I don't know a song called "Almost Black Dog."
Plus, where does "Jesus = Black" come from?
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Dec 2, 2004 15:26:53 GMT -5
It still makes a shade of grey, even the smallest slight change means something is a different color like that might be an "almost black". I don't know a song called "Almost Black Dog." Plus, where does "Jesus = Black" come from? Jesus was a black dude. |
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Post by Craze on Dec 2, 2004 15:27:03 GMT -5
It doesn't seem the animal population supports that (especially that dog), and there are more of them, than there are of us. |
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Post by Craze on Dec 2, 2004 15:28:22 GMT -5
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Dec 2, 2004 15:29:54 GMT -5
Bah, dogs will piss on anything they aren't supposed to. Doesn't mean anything.
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Post by Ai on Dec 2, 2004 15:48:40 GMT -5
Hah, Women > Men? All women are good for are ordering food and spening men's money.
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Dec 2, 2004 15:50:16 GMT -5
Hah, Women > Men? All women are good for are ordering food and spening men's money. Heh, you should read George Carlin's new book then, and only then would you understand. |
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Dec 2, 2004 22:05:43 GMT -5
Jesus is hebrew like his mom...
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Dec 3, 2004 6:11:54 GMT -5
Jesus is hebrew like his mom... Who, back in those days, was black as well. Saw a special on the Discovery Channel a few Easters back. |
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Post by Triyun on Dec 3, 2004 8:43:01 GMT -5
Well a bit more brown, not like a dark black as you would see in sub-saharan africa, they had similar complexion to Arabs, in fact before the Roman Exile it would be hard to tell the difference on the street. He did not have blue eyes and white skin.
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Dec 3, 2004 11:35:34 GMT -5
Well a bit more brown, not like a dark black as you would see in sub-saharan africa, they had similar complexion to Arabs, in fact before the Roman Exile it would be hard to tell the difference on the street. He did not have blue eyes and white skin. Same with Marry, he most liky had crudly hair a bit, a bread, skinny, now very clean (being poor and all) His skin was probly Arab like one form Iran. |
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