Post by The Fighting Libra on Aug 20, 2004 7:05:26 GMT -5
If you aren't interested in a guy, and he's really pursuing you, give him a nice fake email address. Be creative, Sexygirl88 or guymagnet69, doesn't matter. Just make sure it's @papernapkin.net. It's a rejection email agency. They send a message like this. I tried it out first, just to check to see if it's legit.
Ha ha, just kidding. Actually, this is a rejection letter. The person
who gave you this email address does not want to have anything to do
with you.
This is probably bad news, and many people cope with bad news in
phases: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. Let us help
you through these:
"It must be a mistake": Nope. You got an address in the form
anyname@papernapkin.net or anyname@paamail.com, right? Well, all we
here at papernapkin.net do is send rejection notices. If you got this
email address, it wasn't an accident. No, you've definitely been rejected.
"Why is this happening to me?": Well, there are two main points. First,
the person you wrote to obviously had this email address ready to give
you, so they probably get hit on a lot. Second, for whatever reason,
that person would rather let you get this rejection letter than reject
you in person. So who should you be mad at: all the other creeps who have
hit on this person before you, ruining your chances; or you yourself
for being too intense or scary to be let down gently? Either way, you
really shouldn't be "angry" at anyone - what good does that do?
"I promise I'll do better next time": Fine, great, but just not with
this same person, okay? The message being sent here is pretty clear.
Besides, it may not even be your "fault" - as we pointed out above, this
person was hit on enough to memorize anyname@papernapkin.net long before
you came along. Maybe you're just out of your league here. Maybe this
person's has built up walls around themselves that are just too thick to
breach. Either way, don't try again. If you do, you're just going to
seem like a stalker... or worse! Go ahead an clean up your act if you
think you should - just be sure to find a different audience to try it out
on.
"I don't care anymore": Aw, we can't leave it like that! Buck up,
little nipper! It isn't all bad! At least you were rejected in the privacy
of your own email account; you had no chance to do or say anything that
you would later regret; and you've saved the time and effort of
pursuing a no-chance relationship.
Besides, you didn't just get rejected - you've learned about a great
new tool: papernapkin.net. After all, this is nothing personal to us. We
have no beef with you, and we'd be just as pleased to serve your
rejection needs as we are to serve anybody else. So if you ever need to
reject somebody, be sure to tell them to write to you at
anyname@papernapkin.net.
How's that? All better now? Good. And good luck to you, buddy. Maybe
next time you will get a real email address!
Sincerely,
-PN: papernapkin.net/
Hope you don't have to make use of it, but if you do... you're ready!
Ha ha, just kidding. Actually, this is a rejection letter. The person
who gave you this email address does not want to have anything to do
with you.
This is probably bad news, and many people cope with bad news in
phases: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. Let us help
you through these:
"It must be a mistake": Nope. You got an address in the form
anyname@papernapkin.net or anyname@paamail.com, right? Well, all we
here at papernapkin.net do is send rejection notices. If you got this
email address, it wasn't an accident. No, you've definitely been rejected.
"Why is this happening to me?": Well, there are two main points. First,
the person you wrote to obviously had this email address ready to give
you, so they probably get hit on a lot. Second, for whatever reason,
that person would rather let you get this rejection letter than reject
you in person. So who should you be mad at: all the other creeps who have
hit on this person before you, ruining your chances; or you yourself
for being too intense or scary to be let down gently? Either way, you
really shouldn't be "angry" at anyone - what good does that do?
"I promise I'll do better next time": Fine, great, but just not with
this same person, okay? The message being sent here is pretty clear.
Besides, it may not even be your "fault" - as we pointed out above, this
person was hit on enough to memorize anyname@papernapkin.net long before
you came along. Maybe you're just out of your league here. Maybe this
person's has built up walls around themselves that are just too thick to
breach. Either way, don't try again. If you do, you're just going to
seem like a stalker... or worse! Go ahead an clean up your act if you
think you should - just be sure to find a different audience to try it out
on.
"I don't care anymore": Aw, we can't leave it like that! Buck up,
little nipper! It isn't all bad! At least you were rejected in the privacy
of your own email account; you had no chance to do or say anything that
you would later regret; and you've saved the time and effort of
pursuing a no-chance relationship.
Besides, you didn't just get rejected - you've learned about a great
new tool: papernapkin.net. After all, this is nothing personal to us. We
have no beef with you, and we'd be just as pleased to serve your
rejection needs as we are to serve anybody else. So if you ever need to
reject somebody, be sure to tell them to write to you at
anyname@papernapkin.net.
How's that? All better now? Good. And good luck to you, buddy. Maybe
next time you will get a real email address!
Sincerely,
-PN: papernapkin.net/
Hope you don't have to make use of it, but if you do... you're ready!
