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Post by NeoEllis on Sept 26, 2004 0:36:51 GMT -5
So, in lieu of RC, Draco and I have worked out an astonishing new theory: So, when applied to the "Mexican robots are powered by tequila" matrix we find that there is no God. The inverse square of this equation also finds that Raz ate Halo, developed cholera and died.
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Sept 26, 2004 0:46:20 GMT -5
Don't talk about Rui like that! she's not evil
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Post by NeoEllis on Sept 26, 2004 0:55:40 GMT -5
Draco says: "Stop being blonde, then you'll understand."
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Sept 26, 2004 1:03:07 GMT -5
no I've seen this befor 'girls are the root of all evil'
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Post by NeoEllis on Sept 26, 2004 1:05:45 GMT -5
I've dubbed this new revolution in all things the "Super Grand Unified Alienation Theory".
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Sept 26, 2004 1:06:46 GMT -5
ok... I still belive in God
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Post by Black Ace on Sept 26, 2004 1:15:59 GMT -5
Lol. What, exactly, is the point of this thread? Because even if it doesn't have one, it's still pretty funny...
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Post by NeoEllis on Sept 26, 2004 1:30:09 GMT -5
Ah, but you don't understand theory behind the equation. You see, starting from Draco's theory of relationships (girls=evil). Draco further found that long ago all of Mexico took over the bodies of the French, building robots to replace their former selves (so no one would be the wiser). However, observing that Mexico and France disagreed on the war in Iraq, we came to the conclusion that France had lost control of their robot nation. After this it is only natural to assume that the rouge robot nation of Mexico was poised to attack the US. Recall that the US and Japan are allies, Japan possessing great robot technology. From here one can assume that Mexico would only attempt an attack if their own robotics technology surpassed Japan's. Where does that leave the MSPB? Skrewed (skrewed is found by adding the average density of liquid water in a vacuum to the tangent of screwed), that's where (with of course, the exception of Draco, myself and half of Aries, who posses our own robot armies). This is all tied together by multiplying the equation by the sin of the square root of pokey. 'pokey' is arrived at by dividing the average whole sale price of Pockey in Canada by the average decreasing marginal utility of said Pockey gained by Steel at noon, EST. It's a very late, boring night for me and Draco. RC wasn't on, so this manged to pop out. Otherwise, it's a life altering BS thread
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Sept 26, 2004 2:02:34 GMT -5
oh thanks I get it ^^ *hugs Rui plushy*
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Post by The Fighting Libra on Sept 26, 2004 2:44:04 GMT -5
Sounds reasonable. I support Ellis's theory completely, although I think I might play a small part in the equation, given that a half of Aries made it in there.
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Sept 26, 2004 11:21:32 GMT -5
Bah, I used good ole' Occams Razor and disproved God monthes ago. Well, i didn't disprove God, I just got rid of him because he was an undefinable variable and unnecessary to the whole.
And according to Occams Razor, my use of Occams Razor is more efficient model in disproving God then your overcomplicated version.
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Post by Cygnus X-1 on Sept 26, 2004 12:23:05 GMT -5
Don't you mean Occam's Razor? I'm pretty sure his name was Occam, not Occams.
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Post by Wag - Now And Forever on Sept 26, 2004 13:30:54 GMT -5
Just another one of Ellis' attempts to alleviate the harsh reality (wow, bad pun) that so many people belive that God does exist.
Myself included.
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Sept 26, 2004 13:57:29 GMT -5
Don't you mean Occam's Razor? I'm pretty sure his name was Occam, not Occams. Sorry, yeah, Occam's. Forgot about the apostrophe.
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Post by The Fighting Libra on Sept 26, 2004 14:05:09 GMT -5
So, what's Occom's Razor, exactly?
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