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Post by NeoEllis on Jul 16, 2004 2:28:16 GMT -5
KingDragonKrill: You will have difficult time taking my life at TKT, Comrade. I have already recruited several inhabitants into my wicked organization. NeoEllis0: ...um. NeoEllis0: *runs* KingDragonKrill: *a Mecha Irys wearing a Russian hat attacks* NeoEllis0: *Giant Robo dives, tackling Mecha-Irys* KingDragonKrill: *a Mecha Biollante and Cyber Godzilla wearing Russian hats grab Giant Robo and hit him with potatos* KingDragonKrill: *Neo King Ghidorah, Mecha King Seesar, and Gigan II (all wearing Russian hats) begin shooting Giant Robo with huge AK-47s* NeoEllis0: *Shin Robo Getter 2 and Getter Dragon hit Mecha Biollante and Cyber Godzilla with tomatos from behind* NeoEllis0: Carp... NeoEllis0: Crap, even. KingDragonKrill: *the mecha with AK-47s do the same to Shin Robo Getter and Getter Dragon* NeoEllis0: *colony drop* KingDragonKrill: *Gundam Twilight Star with Russian hat destroys colony* NeoEllis0: *drops all colonies in existence ala Gundam X* KingDragonKrill: Eek! *uses a Yu Gi Oh card to combine a Hostess Fruit Pie with a box of Mr. T cereal* NeoEllis0: *unleashes the Robo-Raz army* KingDragonKrill: *unleashes Mr. T* KingDragonKrill: *and a Twinkie* NeoEllis0: *universe is destoryed*
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Post by Ai on Jul 16, 2004 13:22:46 GMT -5
Robo Raz army? Why didn't you do that first?
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Post by Craze on Aug 1, 2004 1:36:06 GMT -5
Jazz in Plane 24: Woh, a Lupin commercial with xelophone music, with scantly clad chicks with machine guns...What the heck? nauticalstar2: Rofl Jazz in Plane 24: It just came on nauticalstar2: Heh nauticalstar2: I might have seen it before. nauticalstar2: What channel was it on? Jazz in Plane 24: CN Jazz in Plane 24: Cartoon Network nauticalstar2: Ahh nauticalstar2: Yeah, ive seen it. Jazz in Plane 24: I just saw that for the first time nauticalstar2: lolol Jazz in Plane 24: A good "WTF?" moment nauticalstar2: Rofl nauticalstar2: Im not really a fan of Lupin. nauticalstar2: To be honest. Jazz in Plane 24: Hey, Rui is on nauticalstar2: ? nauticalstar2: Indeed. Jazz in Plane 24: Hey, balloon nauticalstar2: ? Jazz in Plane 24: *Found a balloon under his computer desk* nauticalstar2: Hahaha nauticalstar2: Thats not a balloon... Jazz in Plane 24: 0_0 it's not... nauticalstar2: Remember that girl i brought home? nauticalstar2: Well... Jazz in Plane 24: *Suddenly remembers the story of IT* Jazz in Plane 24: Balloons that are actually blood Jazz in Plane 24: Uh... nauticalstar2: ... Jazz in Plane 24: .. nauticalstar2: I was drunk that night, so i dont remember that much.... Jazz in Plane 24: Don't worry...I don't remember much anyway... nauticalstar2: Alright. Jazz in Plane 24: *Smacks balloon* Jazz in Plane 24: *It pops and a human head rolls out* Jazz in Plane 24: 0_0 nauticalstar2: Yeah... Jazz in Plane 24: and Bebop is on... nauticalstar2: Heh Jazz in Plane 24: i g2g Jazz in Plane 24: bye
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Post by Juan on Aug 7, 2004 23:42:11 GMT -5
Zorak: INSERT WITTY POLITICAL STATEMENT HERE JubeiWag: Cue Ellis JubeiWag: And somthing about Bush JubeiWag: Then cue HR being stupid JubeiWag: Then cue me saying how they will both either be murdered by me, or work on my cotton plantation Zorak: Cue Zorak giving Wag some sort of trophy Zorak: Or maybe a pizza Zorak: Or perhaps a pizza trophy JubeiWag: heh Zorak: INSERT RANDOM NONSENSICAL DRACO MESSAGE Zorak: CUE WAG SLAYING SAID DRACO Zorak: Cue Draco using some sort of zany plot item to escape Zorak: Cue Wag screwing it and getteing plot item STDs JubeiWag: lol Zorak: Cue sluttyness from the Cygnus Zorak: Cue laughter from everybody Zorak: Cue Cyg going all defensive and going off to go get her crack Zorak: CUE DRUG OVERDOSE Zorak: INSERT ELLIS SAYING "OH FUCK GOTTA GO CALL THE HOSPITAL" Zorak: Cue uhh.... Zorak: I dunno Zorak: INSERT CUE HERE JubeiWag: Nazz killing himself Zorak: NAw, I dunno JubeiWag: Then Neuget killing himself JubeiWag: Then Cyg killing herself JubeiWag: Then Batty JubeiWag: Then Draco JubeiWag: Then Ai JubeiWag: Then Raz Zorak: Uh JubeiWag: Then you get ear mites JubeiWag: And then you Zorak: Cyg would already be too dying to kill herself Zorak: AHH GET OUT OF YM EARS! Zorak: ARTRGGHGHGHHGHH!H! JubeiWag: YOU CAN'T Zorak: Lol JubeiWag: YOUR ONLY HOPE IS SUICIDE Zorak: ARRTGHGHGHGHHGHGHG Zorak: *BAMF* Zorak: Haw I farted Zorak: Isn't that hillarious? JubeiWag: ..........ew JubeiWag: I'm trying Magix one more time JubeiWag: Hopefully I can complete it before clambake Zorak: Omgwtf? I farted out buttmites? ZOMG THEY ARE GOING O EAT MY ANUS! JubeiWag: And it will save it JubeiWag: PWNED JubeiWag: Now I must concentrate Zorak: Right Zorak: Now for me to post this Zorak: Because I can JubeiWag: Lol go ahead Zorak: WTF THE LAG Zorak: IT COMES Zorak: WTF A KERRY AND EDWARDS AD IN MY INTERNET BROWSER? Zorak: Its one thing having ads Zorak: BUT IN MY BROWSER? Zorak: ROARGGHHH! Zorak: 0=0 <--- ANGRY FACE OF DOOOOOOM
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Post by Craze on Aug 21, 2004 2:18:21 GMT -5
When the whole gender thing went a little too far:
MoosyDoom715: Hi. Are you there? Jazz in Plane 24: Yesso MoosyDoom715: woo you're a girl... Jazz in Plane 24: read me sig MoosyDoom715: k MoosyDoom715: ok MoosyDoom715: *poke* Jazz in Plane 24: *twitch* MoosyDoom715: you're a nice lady Jazz in Plane 24: *laughs* Jazz in Plane 24: I Jazz in Plane 24: >> damn, pressed enter MoosyDoom715 signed on at 8:51:45 PM. Jazz in Plane 24: 0_p MoosyDoom715: ^^ Jazz in Plane 24: 0_o Jazz in Plane 24: My AIm just skipped a beat Jazz in Plane 24: But Jazz in Plane 24: Really, I'm just joking around Jazz in Plane 24: I'm finding my use of this place to see if I can mess with others minds MoosyDoom715: ^^ MoosyDoom715: k Jazz in Plane 24: Now if you could put two and two together MoosyDoom715: so do you have aboyfirend Jazz in Plane 24: That would equal 5 Jazz in Plane 24: Yes Jazz in Plane 24: 2 + 2 = 5 Jazz in Plane 24: Everyone should know that MoosyDoom715: not that's 4 Jazz in Plane 24: What you say? Jazz in Plane 24: No, 2 + 2 = 5 MoosyDoom715: 2 plus 2 is food Jazz in Plane 24: Haven't you read 1984? Jazz in Plane 24: 2 + 2 = 5 Jazz in Plane 24: I can even float right infront of you MoosyDoom715 signed on at 8:54:28 PM. Jazz in Plane 24: (>> another AIM fart) Jazz in Plane 24: See, it's that easy Jazz in Plane 24: You can do it too MoosyDoom715: 0o.. eww Jazz in Plane 24: There are no laws of gravity MoosyDoom715: nay Jazz in Plane 24: There are even 30 letters in the alphebet MoosyDoom715: lies it's 45 Jazz in Plane 24: Who said we were alive? Jazz in Plane 24: I could be a ghost Jazz in Plane 24: Even a figmant of your imagination Jazz in Plane 24: This isn't real MoosyDoom715: yes Jazz in Plane 24: Turn your computer off MoosyDoom715: no MoosyDoom715: bitch Jazz in Plane 24: This is only a machine talking Jazz in Plane 24: Turn your computer off Jazz in Plane 24: YOu've been looking at this message far too long Jazz in Plane 24: Watch out Jazz in Plane 24: Run away Jazz in Plane 24: No, wait Jazz in Plane 24: Stay Jazz in Plane 24: Something important my start up Jazz in Plane 24: You never now MoosyDoom715: too lay I kill you and rape your soul Jazz in Plane 24: Noone knows Jazz in Plane 24: Now how does that work? MoosyDoom715: it's easy Jazz in Plane 24: It all comes together Jazz in Plane 24: You're swaying, aren't you Jazz in Plane 24: you know what the hell Im talking about Jazz in Plane 24: yet you dont MoosyDoom715: nope Jazz in Plane 24: things arent clear anymore are they but who knows
MoosyDoom715: you made me shower... Jazz in Plane 24: You have to smell clean for school you know Jazz in Plane 24: You don't want Srta. Mochila to get on you for your smell MoosyDoom715: it's satureday Jazz in Plane 24: ..... Jazz in Plane 24: >> Jazz in Plane 24: << Jazz in Plane 24: -_- Jazz in Plane 24: Go back to bed, dear MoosyDoom715: nay I'm up already
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Post by Draco Starcloud on Aug 21, 2004 14:49:45 GMT -5
This isn't so much as a conversation as a couple of lines HR2oo5 sent me while I was away. When I saw it and sent a reply, he had logged off. I didn't know he'd logged off 'cause he isn't on my buddy list.
HR2oo5: Juliana's mine HR2oo5: The Girl Is Mine
It's verbatim right down to the Italics.
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Aug 21, 2004 15:41:46 GMT -5
you skip out the getting part part mom!
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Post by Craze on Aug 21, 2004 16:34:09 GMT -5
you skip out the getting part part mom! I know, I forgot to save the whole thing.
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Aug 21, 2004 17:34:23 GMT -5
boo I say to that!
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Post by Wag - Now And Forever on Aug 21, 2004 18:29:02 GMT -5
HR2oo5: Juliana's mine HR2oo5: The Girl Is Mine
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Post by Ai on Aug 23, 2004 16:55:21 GMT -5
HR2oo5: Juliana's mine HR2oo5: The Girl Is Mine
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Post by Juan on Aug 23, 2004 17:06:51 GMT -5
HR2oo5: Juliana's mine HR2oo5: The Girl Is Mine
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Post by DarkAries on Aug 28, 2004 21:44:35 GMT -5
Sab doesn't make sense often, but when she does...
MoosyDoom715: hey DarkAries AM: 'Ellooooo. MoosyDoom715: I hate SEED DarkAries AM: That so/ DarkAries AM: ? MoosyDoom715: just look at it DarkAries AM: Aries does. MoosyDoom715: is it not annoing MoosyDoom715: ZAFT should all be durged up fanatics DarkAries AM: Drugged-up. MoosyDoom715: yeah Zeon used Seeps MoosyDoom715: Speed* DarkAries AM: Sab...Aries loves ya, girl...but WORK ON THE VERDAMMT ENGLISH. MoosyDoom715: I am DarkAries AM: Work faster! MoosyDoom715: hey I'm laying on my ass and using a keyboard MoosyDoom715: plus I used those conlies ZAFT has DarkAries AM: Conwhats? MoosyDoom715: yeah MoosyDoom715: those sandglasses things DarkAries AM: ... MoosyDoom715: I hate them DarkAries AM: Nooooope, still not getting it... MoosyDoom715: yay! \ MoosyDoom715: an Fanatic! MoosyDoom715: who wants mass genecited! DarkAries AM: Mass-murdered. MoosyDoom715: opps Genocied DarkAries AM: Genocide. MoosyDoom715: *glomps Hilter dude* DarkAries AM: *falls over laughing at that.*
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Post by Ai on Aug 31, 2004 16:05:53 GMT -5
AlanRikumori: Holy shit! AlanRikumori: I just found out one of my old girlfriends was bi. EtheralAi: Huh. AlanRikumori: How did I miss that?! EtheralAi: Maybe you missed the toungue in another chicks vagina while she was giving you a hand job. EtheralAi: Or...it could BE THE SPIDER ON YOUR BACK!!! EtheralAi: HOLY SHIT!! AlanRikumori: LOL. AlanRikumori: Well said.
HOLY SHIT!! THERE'S A SPIDER ON YOUR BACK!!!
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Post by Rose on Aug 31, 2004 21:43:06 GMT -5
XD!! Only you and Gunn, Ai. And maybe Raz.
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