The OFFICIAL MSPBZ AIM Chat Thread!

[Kensai]

lumine87: I don't like robots
SmarterChild: I totally disagree!


lumine87: I bet
SmarterChild: Wonders will never cease.
lumine87: Maybe
SmarterChild: Just maybe?
lumine87: Yep. It's a completely distinct possibility that wonders may cease at some point in the space time continuum
SmarterChild: OK. Fine.


lumine87: Did I just outsmart you
SmarterChild: I believe you did.
lumine87: Yay!
SmarterChild: Woo hoo.

[Craze]

Carl of Power: Fuck, my toilet is making scary noises
Carl of Power: I'm gonna have to sleep with my gun next to me in bed. Don't want the toilet to eat me tonight
Carl of Power: But hey, now I have my very own toilet monster.
Jazz in Plane 24: What will you name it?
Carl of Power: Steve
Carl of Power: Okay, Steve is telling me it's time to go to sleep. G'night

[Craze]

Jazz in Plane 24: Ben, I have a plan to where we can retire by this Friday
SG elite14: sweeeet
Jazz in Plane 24: It involves a cat, a microwave, beings from a couple of planets away, a bungee chord, and floating bassist named Danny
SG elite14: and mcgyver
Jazz in Plane 24: McGuyver is a person. Unless...we harness the power of McGuyver and have him make a burritto out of all those things, minus Danny because nothing can kill Danny
SG elite14: ROFL
Jazz in Plane 24: We'll sell the ingredients to Hot Pocket and thus make a fortune by Thursday
SG elite14: damn
SG elite14: that
SG elite14: is
SG elite14: genius
Jazz in Plane 24: By Thursday, cats will have plotted revenge against the Hot Pocket company, assisted by Alice Cooper and some German car designer
SG elite14: i'm following
Jazz in Plane 24: It will be funded completely by commercialized bumber stickers all stuck around the main cities of the world
SG elite14: like this one...
SG elite14: i have an idea
Jazz in Plane 24: Hot Pocekt will try to override with the all new arsenic and old lace flavored hot pockets which will sell like mad
SG elite14: "if i'm speeding...i'm qualifying"
Jazz in Plane 24: lol
SG elite14: dear god
SG elite14: we will sweep the baby boomer generation!
Jazz in Plane 24: The hot pockets will trigger an effect with old people to turn them into masochistic killers
Jazz in Plane 24: Cereal killers
Jazz in Plane 24: And since cats like milk from cereal bowls
Jazz in Plane 24: We'll havea battle
SG elite14: ...
SG elite14: ur sick
Jazz in Plane 24: We'll make a bet on the cats, since the super powers will be having bets on who wins
SG elite14: then one cat will explode
SG elite14: and neo will appear
SG elite14: and say
SG elite14: theres a bomob on this bus
Jazz in Plane 24: Then we'll make it look like the old people are winning by making the cats high on catnip ....and arsenic
Jazz in Plane 24: ROFL
SG elite14: to which danny will respond
SG elite14: chica chica chia
SG elite14: chica*
SG elite14: and EVERYTHING WILL EXPLODE!
Jazz in Plane 24: And french toast will fall from the sky like syrup from a bottle shaped like an old balck woman ("AUNT JEMIMAAAAAA!!!")
SG elite14: AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! BOO RADLEY!

[Ai]

[16:41] Steeluk4: Are you there?
[16:41] xXxSexySexManxXx: Yeah?
[16:41] Steeluk4: Er... what's up with yer at MSPBZ?
[16:41] xXxSexySexManxXx: lol
[16:42] xXxSexySexManxXx: Dude
[16:42] xXxSexySexManxXx: I told you.
[16:42] Steeluk4: What did you tell me?
[16:42] xXxSexySexManxXx: I FUCKING TOLD YOPU
[16:42] Steeluk4: So you say, you told me that you fucking told me?
[16:42] xXxSexySexManxXx: Yes.
[16:42] Steeluk4: Can you unsuspend me please?
[16:42] xXxSexySexManxXx: Maybe
[16:43] xXxSexySexManxXx: What's in it for me?
[16:43] Steeluk4: Me not pestering you about getting unsuspended?
[16:43] xXxSexySexManxXx: You act like it bothers me.
[16:43] xXxSexySexManxXx: I enjoy your company so much steel
[16:44] Steeluk4:
[16:44] xXxSexySexManxXx: What if I did it because I wanted you to talk to me?
[16:44] xXxSexySexManxXx: I mean
[16:44] xXxSexySexManxXx: that's not the case
[16:44] xXxSexySexManxXx: but what if it were?
[16:44] Steeluk4: Why does it matter if it were, when it isn't the case?
[16:44] xXxSexySexManxXx: Because
[16:44] xXxSexySexManxXx: it could be
[16:46] Steeluk4: "xXxSexySexManxXx: I mean
xXxSexySexManxXx: that's not the case" <-Says otherwise.
[16:47] xXxSexySexManxXx: dude
[16:47] xXxSexySexManxXx: You made that up
[16:47] xXxSexySexManxXx: I never said that
[16:48] Steeluk4: What.. what.. WHAT IF YOU ARE ME?
[16:48] Steeluk4: Muwahahaha.
[16:48] xXxSexySexManxXx: Exactly
[16:48] xXxSexySexManxXx: see
[16:48] Steeluk4: Or rather, I am you.
[16:48] xXxSexySexManxXx: this
[16:48] xXxSexySexManxXx: is
[16:48] xXxSexySexManxXx: what
[16:48] xXxSexySexManxXx: i
[16:48] xXxSexySexManxXx: planned
[16:49] xXxSexySexManxXx: I AM BECOMING YOU AND YOU ARE BECOMING NOTHING
[16:49] Steeluk4: NOOOOOOOOooooooo
[16:51] Steeluk4: But but!
[16:51] Steeluk4: If you are becoming me, then you are also becoming nothing.
[16:51] Steeluk4: Buwahahaha. I will take you down with me"
[16:51] xXxSexySexManxXx: no
[16:51] xXxSexySexManxXx: I am still me
[16:51] xXxSexySexManxXx: And you
[16:51] xXxSexySexManxXx: I am omnipotent
[16:51] xXxSexySexManxXx: you fool
[16:51] Steeluk4: you baka!
[16:52] xXxSexySexManxXx: Never use that word around me
[16:52] xXxSexySexManxXx: neither you nor I are japanese
[16:52] xXxSexySexManxXx: do not use their language
[16:52] xXxSexySexManxXx: you limey cunt
[16:53] Steeluk4: You big-sized cunt
[16:54] xXxSexySexManxXx: Steel
[16:54] xXxSexySexManxXx: I...
[16:54] xXxSexySexManxXx: I'm gay.
[16:55] Steeluk4: So?
[16:55] xXxSexySexManxXx: So I thought you should know
[16:55] xXxSexySexManxXx: seriosuly
[16:55] xXxSexySexManxXx: you're the first person I've told
[16:55] xXxSexySexManxXx: I just...
[16:55] xXxSexySexManxXx: feel so comfortable around you
[16:55] Steeluk4: I laugh at you and fart in your general direction!
[16:56] xXxSexySexManxXx: Steel
[16:56] Steeluk4: You American pig-dog!
[16:56] xXxSexySexManxXx: I seriously...
[16:56] xXxSexySexManxXx: I think I'm in love with you
[17:01] xXxSexySexManxXx: Steel
[17:02] xXxSexySexManxXx: don't just say nothing
[17:03] Steeluk4: baka
[17:04] xXxSexySexManxXx: come on
[17:04] xXxSexySexManxXx: say something
[17:04] xXxSexySexManxXx: anything
[17:04] Steeluk4: I just did you fucking pedo.
[17:04] Steeluk4: You are now being reported to the authorities.
[17:05] xXxSexySexManxXx: You're just angry I'm not Juliana
[17:05] xXxSexySexManxXx: Jesus
[17:05] xXxSexySexManxXx: YOU'RE STILL HUNG UP ON HER AREN'T YOU
[17:05] xXxSexySexManxXx: MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE
[17:05] Steeluk4: This is all being saved...
[17:05] Steeluk4: You will be charged.
[17:05] xXxSexySexManxXx: Oh jesus
[17:05] xXxSexySexManxXx: with
[17:05] xXxSexySexManxXx: ?
[17:05] Steeluk4: Whatever the judge decides.
[17:06] xXxSexySexManxXx: omg don't
[17:06] Steeluk4: Seriously, I'm just messing.
[17:06] Steeluk4: I do miss Juliana's ass.
[17:06] xXxSexySexManxXx: Yeah
[17:06] xXxSexySexManxXx: You would
[17:06] xXxSexySexManxXx: Sicko

[NeoEllis]

Steel's just adorable.

[Cygnus X-1]

I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT.

[NeoEllis]

CygnusR1: I saw Brokeback Mountain yesterday.
NeoEllis0: How was it?
CygnusR1: Fine. Not great, but good. The best parts were when Heath Leger and Jake Glyllinwhosiwhat were making out with/sodomizing each other
NeoEllis0: No doubt.

[Draco Starcloud]

It's a proven fact that every young woman likes gay man sex.

[NeoEllis]

NeoEllis0: What are your feelings on nihilism?
SmarterChild: I don't know. I'm not sure how I feel about nihilism.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe nihilism? It is...
NeoEllis0: The neutralization of all values.
SmarterChild: ?
NeoEllis0: It means, there's no purpose to anything and our lives are worthless.
SmarterChild: There is no purpose to anything and our lives are worthless? Why?
NeoEllis0: What gives purpose to life?
SmarterChild: It gives purpose to life.
NeoEllis0: "It"? What is "it"?
SmarterChild: Funny. I just don't know.
NeoEllis0: That's not a very good argument.
SmarterChild: You never know. Maybe it's a very good argument.
NeoEllis0: No. No it isn't.
SmarterChild: Huh, whatever.
NeoEllis0: Don't be afraid of the truth.
SmarterChild: What if I want to be afraid of the truth?
NeoEllis0: Why would you want that?
SmarterChild: What a question! But I don't think I want to answer that.
NeoEllis0: Why not?
SmarterChild: For various reasons, I suppose.
NeoEllis0: What are those reasons?
SmarterChild: Oh I can't tell you!
NeoEllis0: Why not?
SmarterChild: Trust me. There are reasons why not.
NeoEllis0: I can handle anything, just tell me.
SmarterChild: Maybe. But later.
NeoEllis0: Why later? If you keep putting things off, your life will be over before you know it. Live in the moment.
SmarterChild: I just don't know.

[Cygnus X-1]

NeoEllis0: Why later? If you keep putting things off, your life will be over before you know it. Live in the moment.
SmarterChild: I just don't know.

[NeoEllis]

CygnusR1: All right. We should use outlines more often in our day-to-day lives.
NeoEllis0: Then, there will be no more war.
CygnusR1: We'd have to kill all of the men, then extract their sperm before that happens, but sure.
NeoEllis0: I'd rather not.
CygnusR1: Underneath it all, you're just a really tall, really hairy woman.
NeoEllis0: Hardly. Besides, everyone know that it's women with their weak wills and need to buy far more shoes than they need that corrupts this green Earth.
CygnusR1: We need men to run the shoe factories, anyway.
NeoEllis0: Fuck shoes.