You have just entered room "radioclambake."
NeoEllis0: Evening neuget.
neugetx: oh hey ellis, sorry I had the window thing closed
NeoEllis0: No problem, seems I just did too ;-)
NeoEllis0: So...
NeoEllis0: Another hoping night, it seems.
neugetx: yeah, where's nazz?
neugetx: and everyone else for that matter
NeoEllis0: Good question.
NeoEllis0: I heard from Cyg that Nazz had a falling out with #3. That true?
neugetx: yeah, I don't know any of the details, but it's true
neugetx: I've been out of commission the past week or so, so I'm out of the loop
NeoEllis0: Mmm, this is my first RC in a while too.
NeoEllis0: I'd hate to think it went under... under our noses.
neugetx: I'm starting to think everyone else knows something we don't, since we're the only ones stupid enough to sit in the chat
neugetx: maybe there was a friday night show, or somethin'
neugetx: I don't know about you, but now my saturday is ruined
NeoEllis0: Meh, I didn't really have any plans myself.
NeoEllis0: Sorry to hear that about you, though.
neugetx: heh
BobOmbIsMyLover has entered the room.
BobOmbIsMyLover: Hey Neug. Hey Ellis.
neugetx: sup draco
NeoEllis0: Hey, some else!
BobOmbIsMyLover: Long time no Clambake.
NeoEllis0: Is that really Draco?
BobOmbIsMyLover: You betcha, Lumpy.
NeoEllis0: Well I'll be.
neugetx: nazz is on
BobOmbIsMyLover: I'm using my second screen name because there's someone I don't want to talk to and I think he'd jump at me the moment I logged in under my normal name.
neugetx: nazz was on
neugetx: block the bitch
BobOmbIsMyLover: I asked him for burger advice last weekend and he never got back to me.
neugetx: cook it until it's done, then eat
BobOmbIsMyLover: Not quite. I asked him what he thought were good In N' Out Burger toppings.
neugetx: oh
neugetx: was there a show last satruday?
BobOmbIsMyLover: The Baketron was on, but noone was in the chat so I didn't listen for too long.
NeoEllis0: Lets play a game.
NeoEllis0: The internet has been captured by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to resque the internets?
BobOmbIsMyLover: Rescue is spelled with a "c", Ellis.
NeoEllis0: I know, teh typoxxorz.
NeoEllis0: Still,
BobOmbIsMyLover: Speaking of typos, how's Twisted Sister and Doctor Kent?
NeoEllis0: Breathing, last time I checked.
BobOmbIsMyLover: Always a good thing in my book. The cops get so mad when you go after the dead ones.
NeoEllis0: Mmm.
NeoEllis0: Duely noted.
neugetx: they must not be very good ninjas, since they're ment not to be seen, and when you do see one, it will be your demise
NeoEllis0: The internets is a hard thing to capture, so they got a little sloppy.
NeoEllis0: They're pretty good otherwise. I'd give them a B+.
BobOmbIsMyLover: They are Naruto ninjas I bet, always shouting "Believe it!" in that way that angers me.
NeoEllis0: Haven't really seen Naruto, so yes.
BobOmbIsMyLover: I watched it when they had the NEw Year's marathon on Cartoon Netword 'cause my little bro was watching it. That show annoys me.
neugetx: if they were sloppy, the ninja code dictated they must take their own lives by their own sword
neugetx: now that the ninjas are dead, the internets are free, and they'll find their own way home
BobOmbIsMyLover: What if dudes had captured the internet? Could we be bad enough ninjas to free it?
NeoEllis0: I think you're thinking of samurai, neuget. Ninjas are more rouge-y, I think. Then again, I'm not much of a ninjaologist.
neugetx: me either, I just wanted to win the game as easily as possible
BobOmbIsMyLover: Ninjas do not wear makeup.
BobOmbIsMyLover: It dishonors their clan.
neugetx: live guitar by randel chapman
NeoEllis0: You never figured out how to save the internets, Draco.
neugetx: baptize the internets
NeoEllis0: Catholic internets, that's all we need.
NeoEllis0: You're fired, neuget.
neugetx: you can't fire me, because I quit
NeoEllis0: I'll never beat your razor wit, neuget! *fist shake*
NeoEllis0: But Draco
BobOmbIsMyLover: You were both downsized this morning, so it doesn't matter.
NeoEllis0: 's still one the line.
BobOmbIsMyLover: The internets are on their own. I've got more important things to do.
NeoEllis0: Such as?
BobOmbIsMyLover: Supermodels.
NeoEllis0: Damn.
NeoEllis0: Looks like I lost my own game tonight.
NeoEllis0: Well, let's more on.
BobOmbIsMyLover: IWould you like to use a continue?
BobOmbIsMyLover: You've got three left, four if you can get a thousand more points.
NeoEllis0: >YES NO
NeoEllis0: YES > NO
NeoEllis0: NO
neugetx: that game sucked anyway
NeoEllis0: So, the meaning of life, then?
BobOmbIsMyLover: Even more than Golf for NES.
neugetx: the meaning of life is to live
BobOmbIsMyLover: The meaning of life is that there is no meaning.
NeoEllis0: Looks like we're all Absurdists here, then.
NeoEllis0: So...
BobOmbIsMyLover: It could be worse. We could have said country music and chitlins are the meaning of life.
neugetx: or Jesus
BobOmbIsMyLover: Shotgun-toting Redneck Jesus?
BobOmbIsMyLover: Driving a NASCAR-decorated Shriner car?
BobOmbIsMyLover: With "Sweet Home Alabama" accompanying him everywhere he goes?
NeoEllis0: All of the above.
NeoEllis0: AND MORE.
NeoEllis0: Like, the whole chat all of the above.
BobOmbIsMyLover: Sweet Monkey Jesus!.......uh?
NeoEllis0: Aha?
NeoEllis0: Take on me... take me oooon!
neugetx: that's my favorite song
neugetx: it doesn't get any better than that
NeoEllis0: It's quite good.
NeoEllis0: Indeed,
BobOmbIsMyLover: Verily.
NeoEllis0: I have a funny song to send the both of yous.
BobOmbIsMyLover: k
BobOmbIsMyLover: Sounds like a plan!
neugetx: fuckin' aim
BobOmbIsMyLover: I like plans...on occaision.
neugetx: could you email it, kthx
NeoEllis0: Will do.
NeoEllis0: Email?
neugetx: neuget@gmail.com
BobOmbIsMyLover: Might as well e-mail me too then.
BobOmbIsMyLover: darkstargamera@gmail.com
BobOmbIsMyLover: And then I will know the secret location of your Rebel base so I can send you stuff sometime.
neugetx: I bet he's on the ice planet hoth
BobOmbIsMyLover: Neug, Neug, Neug. When will you learn?
BobOmbIsMyLover: IT'S A TRAP.
neugetx: endor was a trap
BobOmbIsMyLover: Oh. What's this then?
NeoEllis0: Sent. Also, each of you got a special BONUS picture.
BobOmbIsMyLover: Sounds hawt.
NeoEllis0: And how.
neugetx: I like prizes
neugetx: that's one long cat
CygnusR1 has entered the room.
neugetx: sup cyg
NeoEllis0: Yo.
CygnusR1: Hey guys.
neugetx: cute song, ellis
NeoEllis0: You just missed my one in a life time song and jpeg give-away-extravaganza, Cyg.
NeoEllis0: I though you'd like it, neuget.
neugetx: lucky for you I'm not deaf and that I can hear sounds
NeoEllis0: Close one.
CygnusR1 has left the room.
NeoEllis0: ...
NeoEllis0: Well.
CygnusR1 has entered the room.
CygnusR1: Testing....
CygnusR1: Good.
NeoEllis0: WIN
BobOmbIsMyLover: Cyg is here!
CygnusR1: Didn't let me submit earlier.
NeoEllis0: Ah.
CygnusR1: Hello, darlings.
CygnusR1: Is Nazz remote hosting?\
BobOmbIsMyLover: She called me darling. Now all she has to do is get me a dowry and we're set for a good ol' Indian wedding.
NeoEllis0: We played a game and once again probed the meaning of life in your absance, Cyg.
neugetx: he called in once tonight, that I know of, for about 10 seconds
NeoEllis0: Additionally,
NeoEllis0:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v168/NeoEllis/1137631408851.jpgBobOmbIsMyLover: He's in Newport Beach at a fancy party.
BobOmbIsMyLover: Just for that, Ellis, I'm sending you an mp3.
NeoEllis0: Yay.
CygnusR1: Haha, Nevada-tan.
NeoEllis0: Indeed.
neugetx: and here I thought santa claus was immortal
NeoEllis0: How did everyone like their BONUS pictures?
CygnusR1: Think twice next time about saving children, I guess.
BobOmbIsMyLover: I think it's great.
NeoEllis0: Excellent.
BobOmbIsMyLover: CX
NeoEllis0: CX?
CygnusR1: C'MON, FEEL THE NOISE.
NeoEllis0: Also, neuget quit before I couldfire him.
BobOmbIsMyLover: What's she listening to? For that matter, what am I listening to?
neugetx: no one is getting a one up on me
NeoEllis0: Lardroom?
BobOmbIsMyLover: I ought to send you the weird J-pop King Kong song I found with Limewire. It's weird.
NeoEllis0: Sounds good.
NeoEllis0: In other news, I tried to run the Ode to Joy through a vocoder program I found but it didn't work.
NeoEllis0: :/
BobOmbIsMyLover: I wish I could say this thing you sent me is the strangest thing I've heard, but y'know......that Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy soundtrack is pretty odd.
NeoEllis0: The internet knows no bounds.
BobOmbIsMyLover: That wicked, wicked Internet. It deserves to be kidnapped by ninjas.
CygnusR1: Awww, too bad you couln't shamelessly electronosize a beloved piece of classical music.
NeoEllis0: Too bad indeed.
CygnusR1: Who were the blockheads?
BobOmbIsMyLover: Gumby's enemy?
NeoEllis0: Hey, do think that if I called the Live Line I would get through?
BobOmbIsMyLover: Worth a shot.
NeoEllis0: Woo.
NeoEllis0: O... Are you there?
BobOmbIsMyLover: I love how my X-Box 360 fits right in with my PS2.
NeoEllis0: Damn you, you high tech bastard!
BobOmbIsMyLover: I got the Wood Face, so now it looks like an X-Box 360 wearing a piece of wood.
NeoEllis0: Nice.
BobOmbIsMyLover: And King Kong actually looks like a monkey in it!
NeoEllis0: Very good.
CygnusR1: Don't tell me you bought a King kong video game?
BobOmbIsMyLover: I didn't buy it.
BobOmbIsMyLover: My aunt did.
CygnusR1: Oh.
CygnusR1: You're only kind of a tool, then.
NeoEllis0: You're so mean, Cyg.
BobOmbIsMyLover: I love strong women.
NeoEllis0: No feed back for the call in, huh?
CygnusR1: I got myself up at one 'oclock for this?
CygnusR1: O' clock.
NeoEllis0: *sob*
CygnusR1: Love... is a burning ring.
CygnusR1: By the way, first semester = over.
NeoEllis0: fgsfds
CygnusR1: GPA = 2.82
BobOmbIsMyLover: That's a good thing, right?
CygnusR1: Nah, I'm kidding.
CygnusR1: I'd be lynched if that was true.
BobOmbIsMyLover: The one song I request and I almost miss it, because I stopped to listen to Lumpy's silly MP3.
NeoEllis0: Teehee.
CygnusR1: Did you make a song, Ellish?
BobOmbIsMyLover: Makes me want to send him more awful music and comedy tracks.
CygnusR1: bam bam bam bam bam babm bam!
BobOmbIsMyLover: Why is it that Nazz's copies of songs always sound better than the ones I get off Limewire?
NeoEllis0: Didn't make it, just found it.
neugetx: beavis!
CygnusR1: Bam bam babam!
BobOmbIsMyLover: First, Burning Ring of Fire. Then, Kotetsu Jeeg.
NeoEllis0: I sent it to your gmail, Cyg.
CygnusR1: Badda badda bam bam bam.
CygnusR1: Awesome.
NeoEllis0: Birudo ito appu.
BobOmbIsMyLover: This is so much better than that Spanish Mazinger I downloaded.
NeoEllis0: You bet it is.
BobOmbIsMyLover: But only slightly better than Getter Robo.
NeoEllis0: Only slightly.
CygnusR1: Hey, Neuget.
NeoEllis0: I motion that this chat forms a techno group, draft plans to conquer the world, or, if possible, both.
neugetx: heys
NeoEllis0: Hey.
NeoEllis0: Dancing Queen.
CygnusR1: I found Black Coffee in Bed, finally.
BobOmbIsMyLover: I didn't know Nazz had Dancing Queen!
BobOmbIsMyLover: I sang this while wearing a Batman costume once.
NeoEllis0: Oh Draco.
CygnusR1: Audio-visual.
BobOmbIsMyLover: I wish.
BobOmbIsMyLover: And I'd do it again if I had the chance.
neugetx: if only you put a video of your performance online, you could have been an internet superstar
BobOmbIsMyLover: I know! I could have been big before Star Wars Nerd was even born!
CygnusR1: Hey, do any of you know of swiffer girl?
neugetx: or that fat guy that lip syncs that one song
neugetx: never heard of that person
BobOmbIsMyLover: Swiffer girl?
BobOmbIsMyLover: I once saw a video clip of a baby who sang and danced to Numa Numa Dance.
CygnusR1: Apparently in some internet circles, she's a bit of a phenomenon.
neugetx: what's her specialty?
BobOmbIsMyLover: Sounds like cleaning.
CygnusR1: Nevermind.
BobOmbIsMyLover: Or doing something with a Swiffer.
NeoEllis0:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v168/NeoEllis/bob_copilot.jpgneugetx: something with a dust mop, I suspect
CygnusR1: She's still at Horace Mann, that's all.
NeoEllis0: I swiffer girl like tub girl?
CygnusR1: not so much.
BobOmbIsMyLover: Ew...
NeoEllis0: Ah.
CygnusR1: With jazz and conversations...
neugetx: and here I thought ellis knew of all the tired internet fads
NeoEllis0: Cyg, I'm not getting anything on this "Swiffer girl", I think you made her up.
NeoEllis0: Unless YOU ARE swiffer girl.
NeoEllis0:
images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=swiffer%20girl&btnG=Google+Search&sa=N&tab=wineugetx: revelations
NeoEllis0: Left behind.
NeoEllis0: [by Nazz]
NeoEllis0: I wonder if more than one person can call in on the live line? We should all try calling in and have a smoking conversation.
BobOmbIsMyLover: Cyg is Swiffer Girl?
NeoEllis0: Looks that way.
BobOmbIsMyLover: Your search is flawed, Ellis.
NeoEllis0: Oh RLY?
BobOmbIsMyLover: Ya rly.
NeoEllis0: O RLY?
CygnusR1: YA RLY
BobOmbIsMyLover:
I found Swiffer Girl. Looks like amateur Softcore porn.
CygnusR1: Yeah.
BobOmbIsMyLover: Kiddie porn at that.
CygnusR1: Upper east side chick goes all out for this kid she's got the hots for some video she made and he sells it to the whole city.
neugetx: the fbi are at your door already
CygnusR1: She's a senior at Horace Mann.
NeoEllis0: Looks like Draco just won himself a free trip to the crowbar hotel.
NeoEllis0: Damn.
CygnusR1: Sorry, Draco.
neugetx: does she do stuff with a swiffer mop or something?
CygnusR1: Yeah, I guess.
neugetx: crazy
NeoEllis0: Nuts.
BobOmbIsMyLover: I stopped watching when she took off her shirt. Not the kind of thing I want to watch when inexplicably my little brother is still up and hasn't the manners to knock before entering.
BobOmbIsMyLover: No apologies needed, my friends.
NeoEllis0: link plz
BobOmbIsMyLover:
dark-autumn.com/downloads/videos/PsychoGirl.wmvNeoEllis0: mmm.... should I or shouldn't I?
BobOmbIsMyLover: Might as well. Your eyes aren't pure anymore.
NeoEllis0: How true that is.
NeoEllis0: Damn you, 4chan.
NeoEllis0: After Floyd.
NeoEllis0: And the Beach Boys
BobOmbIsMyLover: Roger roger.
neugetx: randel chapman is going crazy with skipping songs tonight
BobOmbIsMyLover: Eh?
neugetx: he skipped my pink floyd request earlier
NeoEllis0: Who's this "randel chapman" character?
neugetx: song writer and guitarist from dreadfest
NeoEllis0: ah.
neugetx: and avid pink floyed hater
NeoEllis0: For shame.
CygnusR1: At least he's not Tig.
neugetx: that psyhco girl video is old, it made the rounds at sa like months or maybe even a year ago
CygnusR1: But I really do feel like Us & Them.
BobOmbIsMyLover: Guess you have heard of Swiffer Girl then Neug.
neugetx: I have not
neugetx: they closed down the porn forum a whiles back
BobOmbIsMyLover: So this isn't Swiffer Girl?
neugetx: I doubt it, there's no swiffer in the video, she just humps the wall
CygnusR1: Why would it be Swiffer Girl sans swiffer?
BobOmbIsMyLover: I don't know. I didn't watch the whole thing you spoony woman.
NeoEllis0: I would seem so.
neugetx: the mystery remains unsolved
BobOmbIsMyLover: From what I've been able to decipher from a quick internet search, Swiffer Girl is a high school student who recorded herself masturbating with a swiffer, then sent the video to her boyfriend.
CygnusR1: Bingo.
CygnusR1: And he sold it to every private school in the upper east side.
CygnusR1: And it became a hit on Kazaa.
CygnusR1: And she's from Horace Mann.
CygnusR1: and that's it.
neugetx: and everyone lives happily ever after
NeoEllis0: The End.
NeoEllis0: Or the beginning???
BobOmbIsMyLover: One page I visited said she had to watch it with her parents.
NeoEllis0: Ironically, Horace Mann was used to film to movie about a girl expressing her morality and not giving in to sexual pressure from her boyfriend, according to Wiki.
BobOmbIsMyLover: XD
BobOmbIsMyLover: Would you ever do that if your boyfriend were cheating on you, Ellis?
BobOmbIsMyLover: Just kidding.
NeoEllis0: What are you saying Draco? That you've been seeing other people?
NeoEllis0:
imdb.com/title/tt0055471/BobOmbIsMyLover: Town's most powerful family? What? Do they own two tractors or something?
NeoEllis0: Maybe even three, but I dare not count higher than that.
BobOmbIsMyLover: That'd make them the most powerful family in the state!
BobOmbIsMyLover: Four, the entire Midwest!
NeoEllis0: Something like that.
BobOmbIsMyLover: Why can't they just learn to sow crops in peace?
NeoEllis0: I ask myself that everday of my life, Draco.
neugetx: what
NeoEllis0: lawlz
BobOmbIsMyLover: El oh el.
neugetx: whiskey tango foxtrot
BobOmbIsMyLover: Echo niner charlier.
NeoEllis0: sex?
BobOmbIsMyLover: Sexy niner foxtrot?
NeoEllis0: sexy nine inches OMG
BobOmbIsMyLover: Oh em gee!
BobOmbIsMyLover: Cyg got big.
BobOmbIsMyLover: I mean.......
NeoEllis0: "Killers, The - Hot Fuss - 09- Believe Me Natalie.mp3"
NeoEllis0: Nice choice, somebody...
neugetx: heh
BobOmbIsMyLover: 'tweren't me.
NeoEllis0: CYG!
CygnusR1: Yes?
CygnusR1: Neuget chose it, I think, if that's your question.
NeoEllis0: Oh.
neugetx: cygnus lives in my brain
NeoEllis0: 0.o
NeoEllis0: And such.
BobOmbIsMyLover: Some such is such a sum.
NeoEllis0: Always the master wordsmith, Draco.
BobOmbIsMyLover: I just read a few poems from the book "Runny Babbit" today. I feel well-read.
CygnusR1: I'll send Nazz Black Coffee in Bed when Napster stops being a bitch.
NeoEllis0: What was it about?
neugetx: poetry makes no sense
NeoEllis0: Prose all the way.
CygnusR1: I hate most poetry. I can stand very little.
BobOmbIsMyLover: It's humorous poetry book from the 80s.
CygnusR1: Oh, and i'm taking peotry with Burnsies next year. I better get a free ride.
NeoEllis0: Most poetry is pretentious BS, if you ask me.
CygnusR1: Poetry, even.
CygnusR1: Langston Hughes sucks.
CygnusR1: Bad.
BobOmbIsMyLover: Silverstein's poetry is funny. None of it is serious. Swapping the first letters of words is a common theme in Runny Babbit.
neugetx: shakespeare also makes no sense
NeoEllis0: Did you know that Shakespear was a gay French-Indian pirate ninja?
NeoEllis0: And so we return to ninjas.
NeoEllis0: All things return from whence they came.
CygnusR1: Nueget, we have similar tastes.
neugetx: ninjas are played out
CygnusR1: I have dyslexia tonight, looks like.
CygnusR1: Dslyxea.
neugetx: how so? music you mean?
BobOmbIsMyLover: Ellis, you are a historical genius. Nothing else can explain why he kept having lunatics kill each other and themselves.
BobOmbIsMyLover: Cygnus is an audiophile.
CygnusR1: Case in point: Nueget
CygnusR1: CygnusR1: Nueget, we have similar tastes
CygnusR1: Speaking of which:
CygnusR1: BobOmbIsMyLover
BobOmbIsMyLover: CygnusR1: BobOmbIsMyLover
CygnusR1: NeoEllis0
CygnusR1: neugetx
NeoEllis0: CygnusR1: NeoEllis0
BobOmbIsMyLover: We're just a pretty rainbow of sunshine today, aren't we?
BobOmbIsMyLover: NeoEllis0: CygnusR1: NeoEllis0
NeoEllis0: More like a wonderful fiesta of magic, Draco.
BobOmbIsMyLover: More like......
BobOmbIsMyLover: A TRAP.
NeoEllis0: IT'S A TRAP!