Post by DarkAries on Apr 27, 2004 20:53:12 GMT -5
Boogie-oogie-oogie.
Admin Edit: the following quoted section was written by Gojira.
If anyone has anything they wish to add or comment on, please PM Aries or AIM a moderator who cares, precious.
Admin Edit: the following quoted section was written by Gojira.
Welcome to the MS Pilot Bar. There are many things you might want to take into consideration about our little establishment.
Our Specialty Drinks Are:
Red Comet
Anavel Hammer (Pending, I believe)
Lightning Count (AKA Char Lite)
Flaming Amuro
Byg Zam
Please PM to add more to our list if Aries's forgotten any.
On killing and deaths:
Here at the MS Pilot Bar, there is a good bit of what you would call wanton violence. It is not uncommon for someone's brain to be blown out, stabbed bloodily, impaled, disentigrated, ect. If you happen to be killed, don't think we don't like you. Everyone has been killed once or twice in the past. It's all in good fun, after all.
We also take great pride in our cloning facilities and machines. In fact, there's even one in the bloody corner. They are so advanced that your essence is brought back into your new body, and you can remember everything from your previous body (including your death).
On the Restroom:
Men be warned. In Stall #3 there is a toilet monster, a vile, nasty creature that resembles GINO except he brown. He does have an oozy liquid form, but is rarely seen in that state. He is known for his Viper Chili and owns a little depraved Chihuahua.
Stall #7 has Jim, the Blackhole, or, more accurately, the Wormhole. He leads to a dumpster outside where two other Jims wait that create a continuous cycle of pain and misery over the dumpster. It's kind of cool the first few times, though. Jim has also been known to lead to hell itself.
On the Bar Itself:
The bar changes every 60 or so pages to fit the vision of one lucky patron who gets to post it. There is one rule that the Bartender, whoever the hell we get to do that now, will not allow any unauthorized personnel to step behind the counter with me at any bar at any time. Failure to comply will result in termination of the offender.
Our Specialty Drinks Are:
Red Comet
Anavel Hammer (Pending, I believe)
Lightning Count (AKA Char Lite)
Flaming Amuro
Byg Zam
Please PM to add more to our list if Aries's forgotten any.
On killing and deaths:
Here at the MS Pilot Bar, there is a good bit of what you would call wanton violence. It is not uncommon for someone's brain to be blown out, stabbed bloodily, impaled, disentigrated, ect. If you happen to be killed, don't think we don't like you. Everyone has been killed once or twice in the past. It's all in good fun, after all.
We also take great pride in our cloning facilities and machines. In fact, there's even one in the bloody corner. They are so advanced that your essence is brought back into your new body, and you can remember everything from your previous body (including your death).
On the Restroom:
Men be warned. In Stall #3 there is a toilet monster, a vile, nasty creature that resembles GINO except he brown. He does have an oozy liquid form, but is rarely seen in that state. He is known for his Viper Chili and owns a little depraved Chihuahua.
Stall #7 has Jim, the Blackhole, or, more accurately, the Wormhole. He leads to a dumpster outside where two other Jims wait that create a continuous cycle of pain and misery over the dumpster. It's kind of cool the first few times, though. Jim has also been known to lead to hell itself.
On the Bar Itself:
The bar changes every 60 or so pages to fit the vision of one lucky patron who gets to post it. There is one rule that the Bartender, whoever the hell we get to do that now, will not allow any unauthorized personnel to step behind the counter with me at any bar at any time. Failure to comply will result in termination of the offender.
If anyone has anything they wish to add or comment on, please PM Aries or AIM a moderator who cares, precious.
