I live amongst idiots.

[Triyun]

I just openned this e-mail from my college e-mail box and felt I should share this.

This is the exact e-mail.

Hi!
B&G has informed me that two cell phones have been flushed down toilets this semester! Please do not take your phone with you when you go to the bathroom......or if you must....if the phone falls in...use rubber gloves and get it out...don't flush it!
In order to retrieve the phones, the floors in 2 bathrooms had to be ripped up. This is very time consuming and expensive.....

have a nice long weekend!
Tina

[Nowhere Man]

Oh... my... God... Triyun, I feel sorry for you. Just don't give into their evil ways, okay.

[DarkAries]

*bonks his head on his keyboard.*

How long, O Lord...?

[NeoEllis]

Triyun said:

Hi!
B&G has informed me that two cell phones have been flushed down toilets this semester! Please do not take your phone with you when you go to the bathroom......or if you must....if the phone falls in...use rubber gloves and get it out...don't flush it!
In order to retrieve the phones, the floors in 2 bathrooms had to be ripped up. This is very time consuming and expensive.....

have a nice long weekend!
Tina

I've got a better idea, Tina; just don't drop your cell phone in the toilet at all. It works, really.

[Triyun]

3 day weekend.

The whole talking on the cell phone while taking a crap is creepy. It is really awkward when your in bathroom.

[Xtermo]

Holy crap... ;D

Triyun said:

It is really awkward when your in bathroom.

Yeah. 'Specially for those well-endowed enough to have both hands tied up anyways. ;p

[The Fighting Libra]

Maybe you should buy plastic cell phones and flush them down the toilet. Or quit talking when you're pushing brown, that'll work too.

[Tobari Sabbatine]

what lossers! Hey those new ones are small enough.