Black Ace
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"So how are you going to live that life as if nothing happened?"- Ryoji Kaji, NGE
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Post by Black Ace on Nov 1, 2004 21:11:31 GMT -5
<CHICK> Hey, you look kinda funny... <SEIZURE GUY> *in horribly slurred speech, hardly making sense* Well, I had a seizure induced by a strobing picture of a freaky funnel-web spider. <CHICK> What? I'm not sure what you said, but I think I better give you pity-sex right away. Meh. Ai will never get that close. He'd just use a seizure as an excuse to fall to the floor and stare up a girl's skirt... (Just kiddin'.)
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Black Ace
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"So how are you going to live that life as if nothing happened?"- Ryoji Kaji, NGE
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Post by Black Ace on Nov 1, 2004 21:03:43 GMT -5
*Crickets chirp* Are you running out of material?
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Black Ace
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"So how are you going to live that life as if nothing happened?"- Ryoji Kaji, NGE
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Post by Black Ace on Nov 1, 2004 21:00:04 GMT -5
Ai, seriously. That signature is going to send someone into a seizure...
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Black Ace
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"So how are you going to live that life as if nothing happened?"- Ryoji Kaji, NGE
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Post by Black Ace on Nov 1, 2004 20:57:47 GMT -5
*Has been blinded by the spider signature, and is now using a keyboard in braille* I'd punch you if I could see you...
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Black Ace
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"So how are you going to live that life as if nothing happened?"- Ryoji Kaji, NGE
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Post by Black Ace on Nov 1, 2004 17:30:36 GMT -5
Hmm. I'll have to try that one of these days. Heh, that's freaky as hell, Ace. Your life would make a cool anime. No, it wouldn't. Trust me, things aren't quite so cool when you're... Well... Me.
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Black Ace
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"So how are you going to live that life as if nothing happened?"- Ryoji Kaji, NGE
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Post by Black Ace on Nov 1, 2004 0:11:33 GMT -5
Even if you hadn't, I'd have understood...
And you should drink a lot of water. That shit hits you hard, and you're going to have a mad hangover tomorrow if you don't get some of that out of your system.
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Black Ace
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"So how are you going to live that life as if nothing happened?"- Ryoji Kaji, NGE
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Post by Black Ace on Oct 31, 2004 23:56:44 GMT -5
Ace, your life should become an Anime. Is that a hidden "I think you're full of shit, Ace?" Because I don't blame you if you think that...
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Black Ace
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"So how are you going to live that life as if nothing happened?"- Ryoji Kaji, NGE
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Post by Black Ace on Oct 31, 2004 23:54:15 GMT -5
Bleh... Blair Witch Project... Horrible...
Christ, I'm tired... I'm gone... I've had enough excitement for one night...
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Black Ace
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"So how are you going to live that life as if nothing happened?"- Ryoji Kaji, NGE
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Post by Black Ace on Oct 31, 2004 23:33:58 GMT -5
*Has officially had his Halloween experience completed* I just talked with a man who came back from the dead... Literally... Well, almost literally. Scared that shit out of me...
Earlier tonight, I got a phone call from an anonymous person telling me to meet him at a park near here, with my wife and daughter. Otherwise, the person on the other end said, he'd pay me a visit. Naturally, I thought the worst. I refused to let Ana amd Luna go with me, for obvious reasons. I told the guy on the other end as much. He said that was fine, as long as I came.
I did. I get to the park, sit down at one of the tables, in the middle of the snow, get a gun shoved to the back of my head, and few menacing words ... Then I got a friendly bear-hug, before I even knew who was doing this to me. You can imagine my surprise.
The guy turns out to be my brother-in-law, a man whose family has believed him to be dead for 2 years. He was also one of my best friends in the world. he's the reason I met Ana. I mourned his death and everything. (Never found his body, should have seen it coming.)
Suddenly, he just shows up. Right there. On Halloween. I thought I was staring at a ghost... The fucker faked his own death (in a situation I will not expound on now). He did it so well, in fact, that he fooled his entire family. He couldn't talk for long at that moment. He just told me to tell Ana that he loves her and that he's still alive, and to tell her parents. Then we made a later date to meet, and we parted ways.
I have no idea how he's been hiding. For all I know, he's "Frankenstein's monster". Ana's throwing a fit and a half...
(Believe what you will, but I shit you not...)
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Black Ace
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"So how are you going to live that life as if nothing happened?"- Ryoji Kaji, NGE
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Post by Black Ace on Oct 31, 2004 19:48:44 GMT -5
Don't offer me any positions as a Mod, because unless things get really bad, my answer will be a two letter word. In not so dramatic terms... No. I've got enough to worry about already, I don't need to be tearing down the infrastructure...
Cyg, Zorak, I have no problems with your jobs as Mods. Keep up the good work.
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Black Ace
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"So how are you going to live that life as if nothing happened?"- Ryoji Kaji, NGE
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Post by Black Ace on Oct 31, 2004 1:19:40 GMT -5
*Just had an amazingly perverted thought* Neo, then those must be someone else's hands... Doing something from the front...
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Black Ace
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"So how are you going to live that life as if nothing happened?"- Ryoji Kaji, NGE
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Post by Black Ace on Oct 31, 2004 1:14:11 GMT -5
[Bad joke]Well, I guess someone can find their ass with two hands and a light...[/bad joke]
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Black Ace
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"So how are you going to live that life as if nothing happened?"- Ryoji Kaji, NGE
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Post by Black Ace on Oct 31, 2004 1:10:22 GMT -5
Okay, now it's Halloween and the "witching hour". *Ghouls, ghosts, and goblins rise from the woodwork and begin to shriek "Happy Halloweeeeeennnn!"*
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Black Ace
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"So how are you going to live that life as if nothing happened?"- Ryoji Kaji, NGE
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Post by Black Ace on Oct 31, 2004 1:05:47 GMT -5
No problem. You two scared the bejeezus out of me and it's not even Halloween yet (for me). Good job.
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Black Ace
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"So how are you going to live that life as if nothing happened?"- Ryoji Kaji, NGE
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Post by Black Ace on Oct 31, 2004 1:03:18 GMT -5
Well, it's still very unpleasant to watch from the "peanut gallery". I don't have to sit and like it. Sorry to sound bossy.
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