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Post by Cygnus X-1 on Mar 21, 2005 16:14:11 GMT -5
Horn blaring, patrons fling fistfulls of propaganda about the street, Draco picks one up, and Sab wanders over to him because she can't read. "Mav's in prison! MR's in Moscow! Civil War has started!" "Good!" Yells Raz. "Civil War, good?" Rose moves to look at the newspaper over Draco's shoulder. "Not good comrade Rose," says Raz, "inevitable!" "So this MR..." starts Sab, "will he be the new douchebag, then?" Raz grabs Sab. "Listen, daddy! No more douchbags- no more Mav! Only patrons in a patrons' message board! HOW ABOUT THAT?!" Headcrab come up to Draco. "Are you a doctor?" "Yes." "Follow me, please." Edit: Aries messed up the Roman numerals on the past few bars, so it took me a bit to figure out what number he meant.
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Post by Infested Manae on Mar 21, 2005 16:29:00 GMT -5
Stands up, dusting himself off after the explosive last jump of the interdimensional train.
Damn, what a trip.
Gets right to polishing glasses without bothering to make a quote.
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Mar 21, 2005 16:50:17 GMT -5
Raz stands up from a pile of rubble and sees the train in ruins.
YOU DAMN DIRTY APES!
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Post by Cygnus X-1 on Mar 21, 2005 17:03:33 GMT -5
Here's looking at you, kid.
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Mar 21, 2005 17:26:26 GMT -5
Here's looking at you, kid. Its not your booty, its your beauty.
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Post by Steel on Mar 21, 2005 19:33:59 GMT -5
Shit shit fuck fuck shit shit fuck fuck! SHIIIT!
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Post by Mikaru on Mar 21, 2005 20:52:39 GMT -5
Walks into the bar waving a gun around and jumps on a table
ALRIGH! NOW ALL YOU BLOODY MOTHER FUCKERS GET DOWN BEFORE I BLAST EVERY LAST FUCKIN' ONE OF YOU!!
Naw, just kidding. Just wanted to use that Pulp Fiction quote.
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Post by Ai on Mar 21, 2005 21:15:52 GMT -5
Fuck your momma.
Punches Libra.
Fuck your sister.
Hits him with the butt of a rifle.
Fuck your grandmama.
Knocks him to the ground, and puts the barrel to his head.
But most of all...
Fuck you.
Shoots Libra.
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Post by Rose on Mar 21, 2005 22:38:56 GMT -5
*appears at a table and waves*
I've no idea of what's going on, so ... hello! ^^;
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Mar 21, 2005 23:13:27 GMT -5
Movie lines, Rose, movie lines.
Raz proceeds to drink about thirty Zyms in the span of a few minutes and then pats Steel on the shoulder.
Ok, so you got the dick lined up right. On either side of the dick are two pockets. Reach inside one of them, find the money, and pay the bill!
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Post by DarkAries on Mar 22, 2005 0:14:03 GMT -5
*Aries walks inside, dressed in Jersey gear, Smegly next to him wearing an overcoat and a turned-back hat.*
*Smegly sets down a boom box, and Aries turns it on. A heavy-bass tune starts belting out. Smegly passes Aries a beer, and he cracks it open, takes a swig of most of it, then spits it all out.*
Aries feels good today, Silent Smegly, we're gonna make some money, then you know what we're going to do? We're gonna go to that party, and we're gonna get some pussy, and Aries is gonna fuck this bitch, and fuck this bitch, he'll fuck ANYTHING THAT MOVES!
*Random NPC walks past.*
What the fuck you lookin at, Aries'll kick yo fuckin ass! Shit yeah. Doesn't that fucker owe Aries 10 bucks? You know, fuckin tonight, we're gonna rip off that fucker's head, and take out his fuckin' SOUL.
*Random female NPCs walk past.*
Hey, what's up baby, what's up, sluts?
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Post by The Fighting Libra on Mar 22, 2005 0:30:10 GMT -5
Raises my gun to Ai's head
"So much for killing someone who didn't walk in yet."
Pulls the trigger
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Post by Wag - Now And Forever on Mar 22, 2005 2:10:22 GMT -5
*Strides in*
"Kreb za kreb, krov za krov."
*Kills...everyone*
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Mar 22, 2005 15:47:40 GMT -5
*Matrix Dodges*
Whoa.
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Post by Steel on Mar 22, 2005 15:59:45 GMT -5
*pukes* I'm not too well damnit! I'm sopposed to be meeting one of my and only best friends, a girl, at a park on Thursday too!
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