|
Post by Wag - Now And Forever on Jun 6, 2004 4:58:15 GMT -5
*Before Draco can get the words "Sailor Rose" from his newly mutated mouth, the door to the bar bursts down, Wag diving in, two Mac10's on full auto, peppering Draco's body with burning hot lead. Wag rolls forward, tossing the Mac10's aside in favor of a shotgun strapped to his leg. The sawed off Remington 1100 pumps out it's full clip of buckshot in under three seconds, Wag not even pausing before discarding his weapon for dual Desert Eagle .50's.
Walking steadily forward while shooting, Wag pumps round after round into Draco's body before getting close enough to whip a roundhouse kick to his head, sending him sprawling to the floor. Wag strides towards the downed form and plants a boot at Draco's neck before plunging the barrel of the Desert Eagle in his right hand straight against Draco's forehead and ending his assault with one, resounding shot. Holstering both guns, Wag shoves his hands into his pockets and reaches out to pull the door behind him as he leaves, pausing only momentarily to mutter...*
"Late Night Gratuitious Violence"
|
|
|
Post by Draco Starcloud on Jun 6, 2004 5:24:01 GMT -5
*mutates again*
You're losing your touch Wag. I'm worried you might be going soft.
|
|
|
Post by Rose on Jun 6, 2004 11:42:31 GMT -5
*gets up and mutates* Silly Rose. The only revenge I need comes in two simple words........ SAILOR ROSE. ... You leave me with no choice. Stands up, holding a small wand, before dramatically crossing my arms over my chest.Roooooose crystaaaaal poweeeeeeer! A burst of light explodes in the background, emitting thousands of sparkles as my body is illuminated with soft pink sparkles, an unseen wind blowing my long, billowing hair in a very attractive way. A way that would probably make long term fans of the series wet themselves. A new costume appears and of course, as expected, it's a tight-fitting school girl outfit, light pink and white in color. I make another dramatic pose as sparkles, hearts, and stars twinkle in the background.Now for my top secret attack! ROSE HENTAI BAKA JUSTICE!! I fade from view and out of the shadows, a single pink tentacle appears first, then the whole, small tentacle monster slithers out. Soon there's another ... then another ... then another, hundreds of monsters of all sizes, shapes, colors, and degrees of lustfulness all swarm over to Draco, swarms of them holding him down while the rest have their filthy way with him, raping him until he bleeds from every orifice, his screams only making them more fierce. Once every single monster has had its fill, they join together for a team attack, jointly raping him with all their tentacles and sucking all of his fluids until his body just can't take it and he implodes, turning instantly to dust.
The monsters slither away and I transform back to my normal self, dressed in a normal school girl outfit, posing cutely.Gomen nasai, Drakkie-chan!! v^-^v
|
|
|
Post by Infested Manae on Jun 6, 2004 12:36:28 GMT -5
Falls over behind the bar with a nosebleed at the sight of Rose.
|
|
|
Post by Draco Starcloud on Jun 6, 2004 13:10:09 GMT -5
*uses his Tentacle Bait to divert all the tentacles before they get to him*
That looks pretty nasty.
If I weren't about to go somewhere I'd whip up an awesomely meaningless Franken Patron.
|
|
|
Post by Cygnus X-1 on Jun 6, 2004 13:42:08 GMT -5
*applauds*
|
|
|
Post by Rose on Jun 6, 2004 14:06:25 GMT -5
*bows*
^^
|
|
|
Post by DarkAries on Jun 6, 2004 16:31:26 GMT -5
*Aries pops his head up from behind the bar, his eyes wide behind his goggles.*
OH, HELL!!
*He blinks at the sight of bloody carnage.*
Eeek! 'Tis all Gato partses, precious!!
*He glares at the other Patrons.*
Aries takes a lil' break from A-Kon to pop in here, and y'all decide to redecorate with a 'Emergency Room Floor' motif?!
|
|
|
Post by Juan on Jun 6, 2004 18:29:47 GMT -5
*Aries pops his head up from behind the bar, his eyes wide behind his goggles.* OH, HELL!! *He blinks at the sight of bloody carnage.* Eeek! 'Tis all Gato partses, precious!! *He glares at the other Patrons.* Aries takes a lil' break from A-Kon to pop in here, and y'all decide to redecorate with a 'Emergency Room Floor' motif?! I still find it funny that people feel the need to mention Gato when they don't even know him, heh. Gato is much like his older bro, Triyun.
|
|
|
Post by Draco Starcloud on Jun 6, 2004 20:48:53 GMT -5
I'm glad I decided to check here after I got back or I'd've forgotten to make the new Franken-Patron.
I think I'll make Sailor Raz while I'm at it. I've been holding off on that for too long.
|
|
|
Post by Otaku on Jun 6, 2004 21:34:23 GMT -5
*walks in and waves then sits at the bar*
yo people....Im not supposed to be here but oh well, so how are you all today?
|
|
|
Post by Ai on Jun 6, 2004 21:56:33 GMT -5
Ai kicks down the door, and comes runnign in weilding a halbred. He laughs hysterically, and charges at Draco. He slams it down onto the floor, and does a front flip suing it as support. When he comes back to his feet, he swings the halbred furiously at Draco, cutting off both of the arms he'd put up to defend himself. As the gush blood, Draco screams uncontrollably. Ai grins, and pulls out a small knife. He runs behind Draco, and digs his left hand into his throat, cutting his scream short. As the blood continues to pour, Ai puts the blade up to Draco's neck, and puts his face next to his. He chuckles mischeviously, and pushes Draco foward, the knife slicing his neck like butter. Draco falls foward, his head hanging on to a small shred of flesh left in tact. Ai flicks the knife, and the blood on it flies onto the wall, as he pulls out a hankerchief, and cleans it off. He picks up his halbred, and heads to the door. He stops, pulls his pants down to moon everyone, and walks out.
G'night, y'all.
|
|
|
Post by Rose on Jun 6, 2004 21:56:50 GMT -5
Hideously pissed.
EDIT: *applauds as Ai walks out*
|
|
|
Post by Draco Starcloud on Jun 6, 2004 22:11:35 GMT -5
*dodge-splodes*
|
|
|
Post by Mikaru on Jun 7, 2004 0:15:02 GMT -5
Mikaru picks up the cleaned off Halbred Ai left behind and jams it through an Energon cube
This should be interesting
Starts licking the popsicle
|
|