Old fart mod? I'm like the youngest mod other than Cyg, though she (according to that inner child quiz) is spiritually the age of like someone fifty years her senior lol.
Soo..... BLEAH. And if you can't learn to accept me mocking you, yeah hehe, there will end up being issues because that is what I do. Except with certain people who just have reached a level of un-mockity. Like Doronin and Uhhh... *thinks for a moment* I think actually Doronin is the only person I don't actively mock anymore to a limit (Other than I seldom mock MR). Oh, I don't mock any of the intelligent female members of the bar.
You just need to learn that my sarcastic humor isn't meant to hurt you, hehe, its just one of my senses of humor. I have an often abusive humor.
Lemme give you some clips of the starts of convos with Ai and Wag for you for instance. This is like the "Ai-Zorak and Ai-Wag standard convo start excerpts"
Zorak (9:44:01 PM): Heya Fawg hows it fawg-ing?
EtheralAi (9:44:08 PM): Faggingish.
Zorak (9:44:21 PM): Fawgtastic!
EtheralAi (9:44:37 PM): Indeed.
Zorak (9:45:41 PM): Gah, why the hell did I sign up for Marching BAnd? its boring as all hell
EtheralAi (9:46:03 PM): LOL.
EtheralAi (9:46:03 PM): Fool.
Zorak (5:36:17 PM): Heya fawg
EtheralAi (5:36:26 PM): Hey gay...licker.
Zorak (5:36:43 PM): Hey, just because I like cocks doesn't mean I'm gay!
EtheralAi (5:36:56 PM): LOL.
Zorak (5:37:26 PM): And by cocks, I mean roosters. Fag
Zorak (5:37:36 PM): Sup man?
EtheralAi (5:37:40 PM): Riiight.
EtheralAi (5:37:41 PM): Not a lot.
Zorak (8:43:24 PM): Greetings JubeiFag. How art thou fagging?
JubeiWag (8:43:41 PM): Just fine ZorakCuntCrack64
Zorak (8:44:10 PM): CuntCrack64? Now, that isn't even creative man.
JubeiWag (8:44:30 PM): It was on impulse
JubeiWag (8:44:38 PM): Kind of like your face
Zorak (8:44:50 PM): Rarg, such hardcore insults
JubeiWag (8:45:12 PM): THE DEMON INSIDE ME, HOW IT HOWS FOR THE SMASHING OF YOUR TESTICLES!!
JubeiWag (8:45:17 PM): Howls even
Zorak (8:46:09 PM): Anyways bleah
Zorak (10:32:10 PM): NUCLEAR FIST DETECTED SON OF REAR ADMIRAL
JubeiWag (10:32:22 PM): It made a little nuclear X-plosion, check it out
JubeiWag (10:38:34 PM): ...
Zorak (10:38:50 PM): What, I can't hit you with random Buttlord quotes?
JubeiWag (10:38:57 PM): Oh you can
Zorak (10:39:00 PM): Good
JubeiWag (10:39:04 PM): But only when I retalitate with
JubeiWag (10:39:19 PM): HAH Zorak, I find enjoying fucking your shit up is easy!
JubeiWag (10:39:32 PM): or
JubeiWag (10:39:43 PM): THE DEMON INSIDE ME, HOW IT HOWLS FOR SMASHING YOUR TESTICLES!
Zorak (10:40:43 PM): OH NO! ITS THE AMERICAN POLICE KING, THE MAN WHO SENT ME ORIGINALL TO JAIL
Zorak (10:42:19 PM): BUTTE PREPARE YOURSELF FORM THE SUPREME XTREME
Zorak (10:42:28 PM): BIZMARK RIBEYE, HEED MY AWESOME SUMMONS!
JubeiWag (10:44:38 PM): Oi...lol
JubeiWag (10:44:51 PM): I might have to pull one out from one of Andy's lesser known works
JubeiWag (10:45:05 PM): Like Pictures of Melancholy Girls!
JubeiWag (10:45:14 PM): Sadly, those have no good one liners
JubeiWag (10:45:19 PM): But there's always...
JubeiWag (10:45:24 PM): Father...I have crapped myself...
Zorak (10:45:35 PM): HEhe, good old Buttlord vs Hugwe
Zorak (10:46:19 PM): "GOMEN NASI, SORBO-CHAN! All theblissful years of you dumping your enchanted man-fluids on me have turned my body into that of a sad, nublie young woman!"
JubeiWag (10:46:28 PM):
JubeiWag (10:46:30 PM): NO
JubeiWag (10:46:48 PM): GO, Pink eyes gay dragon, and attack his sexuality DIRECTLY!
Zorak (10:47:00 PM): Whats that from?
JubeiWag (10:47:08 PM): Somthing I caught on Deviantart.com
Zorak (10:47:13 PM): Hehe
JubeiWag (10:47:18 PM): I don't think it's andy's stuff but one of his friends
JubeiWag (10:47:22 PM): God that series is fucked
JubeiWag (10:47:34 PM): The gay Yugioh stuff...lol lemme see if I can find the link
Zorak (10:47:47 PM): Lol
Zorak (10:48:03 PM): Remember when I think me and Ai had this big Yawning battle?
Zorak (10:48:08 PM): And it was fucked up
JubeiWag (10:48:17 PM): What?
Zorak (10:48:21 PM): Did you ever read that?
Zorak (10:48:26 PM): Me and Ai having a yawnign battle?
JubeiWag (10:48:30 PM):
www.deviantart.com/view/6164358/JubeiWag (10:48:32 PM): I don't remember that
JubeiWag (10:49:19 PM): I summon...SORBO, THE FORBIDDEN ONE!
Zorak (10:52:01 PM): Lol, this is hillarious
Zorak (10:52:26 PM): Anyways, bleah
JubeiWag (10:52:26 PM): Heh
Zorak (10:54:25 PM): My second post on this page
JubeiWag (10:59:40 PM): Lol wow
JubeiWag (11:00:39 PM): I can see Mav as he scrolled down through it doing the "slap of the hand to face" thing
As you can pick out of some of that stuff, it has alot of Atomic Toy comic shit thrown in too, lol. I just play around like this. Dont feel demeaned, feel like you're being treated like "one of the guys", hehe.