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Post by NeoEllis on Jan 15, 2005 11:50:27 GMT -5
Kancho assassinates Wag.
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Post by Wag - Now And Forever on Jan 15, 2005 15:09:45 GMT -5
*Using the incredibly developed muscles in his anus, Wag catches Ellis' fingers in a vise-like grip and snaps them off*
Touche.
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Post by NeoEllis on Jan 16, 2005 12:22:29 GMT -5
Small metal spikes cover the surface of Ellis fingers, which drill through Wag's anus into his intestines.
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Post by Wag - Now And Forever on Jan 16, 2005 14:18:20 GMT -5
*Wag erupts into laughter*
Ah, clever indeed! But do you think I would go to Japan without having somekind of PLAN?!
*Wag's bowels contract, releasing a deadly acid which eats through Ellis' drill, his hands, and most of his arms*
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Post by Juan on Jan 17, 2005 16:57:37 GMT -5
I just edited the first post of the thread with another even worse link.
xXxSexySexManxXx (7:21:22 PM): Those fucking Japs... Zorak (7:21:41 PM): Though it'd be kinda nice to be the son of a guy teacher then. "Hey dad, can I get in on that?" xXxSexySexManxXx (7:21:49 PM): LOL! Zorak (7:25:33 PM): Lol, I dare you to say to your mom "Hey, can youg ive me a blow job? It'll make my grades go up" xXxSexySexManxXx (7:25:38 PM): LOL! xXxSexySexManxXx (7:25:43 PM): Fuck no, man! xXxSexySexManxXx (7:25:51 PM): Maybe if she were hotter. Zorak (7:57:27 PM): LOL xXxSexySexManxXx (7:57:32 PM): ? Zorak (7:57:44 PM): You should tell your mom to try slutting off to your teachers Zorak (7:57:48 PM): Your male ones xXxSexySexManxXx (7:57:49 PM): LOL. Zorak (7:58:01 PM): Or females ones xXxSexySexManxXx (7:58:11 PM): I have like, one male teacher. Who, coinsidentally, was her driving teacher. Zorak (8:11:26 PM): HOt xXxSexySexManxXx (8:11:32 PM): ... Zorak (8:14:37 PM): What? xXxSexySexManxXx (8:14:51 PM): Vióleme Zorak (8:14:57 PM): Oh, you meant driving teacher xXxSexySexManxXx (8:15:00 PM): Vióleme xXxSexySexManxXx (8:15:01 PM): Vióleme Zorak (8:15:03 PM): I thought you meant DRIVING TEACHER xXxSexySexManxXx (8:15:09 PM): Oooh. Zorak (8:15:09 PM): Aww yeah Zorak (8:15:16 PM): You know what I'm talking about xXxSexySexManxXx (8:15:21 PM): Word.
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Post by Wag - Now And Forever on Jan 17, 2005 21:14:37 GMT -5
I just edited the first post of the thread with another even worse link. Zorak, you need to put that link in your sig with the caption "Don't click" in small letters.
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Post by Juan on Jan 23, 2005 15:18:00 GMT -5
I could... I should.
I might.
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Post by Infested Manae on Feb 5, 2005 17:40:04 GMT -5
Here there be updates.
A few new editorials are up, for those who've not seen 'em.
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Feb 5, 2005 19:34:27 GMT -5
That guy is so not an English teacher. He makes waaaaay too many mistakes. I mean... I guess he could just be being casual, but it's still pretty unusual. Nevertheless, those articles are hilarious. Have fun, Wag. By they way, we need to all go to Japan and try to conquer it. We could easily take them with our Gaijin Smash powers.
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Post by Juan on Feb 6, 2005 14:16:58 GMT -5
GAIJIN POWERS ACTIVATE!
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Post by Infested Manae on Feb 13, 2005 23:13:34 GMT -5
And again, several more... poor guy is going to get grabbed eventually.
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Post by Juan on Feb 14, 2005 15:52:33 GMT -5
I don't know. His Gaijin Evasion rating is high.
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Post by Juan on Feb 20, 2005 19:05:13 GMT -5
He updated it, btw.
Damn jiggers.
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Post by Infested Manae on Mar 12, 2005 16:34:34 GMT -5
Several updates since the last post.
Yeah... fuck Bullet Time, I want to go into Kancho Time, too.
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Post by NeoEllis on Mar 12, 2005 17:26:58 GMT -5
I think I'll join the JET program when I'm eligible.
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