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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Sept 20, 2004 18:58:14 GMT -5
muhahahahah!
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Post by Triyun on Sept 20, 2004 20:47:37 GMT -5
The army of darkness is assembled.
"Charge, expel this strange one from here."
Millions of generic NPC zombies, storm troopers, orcs, and other overly killed things are sent attacking Malakym while Triyun wonders off to the fridge for food.
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the time ran out Sab
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Post by the time ran out Sab on Sept 20, 2004 22:02:17 GMT -5
ow, ow! it this the thanks I get for Raping you!
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Post by Triyun on Sept 20, 2004 22:59:15 GMT -5
No I'm just pure 3vil, hence it being an evil basement liar. Pocky?
*offers a box of great chocolatey and crunchy delight*
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Sept 21, 2004 9:38:44 GMT -5
Pocky?! *takes da chocolate* T.T
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Post by Triyun on Sept 21, 2004 18:18:12 GMT -5
Now inept minions prepare to cover the world in second darkness or get massacred decisively by a group of inexperianced first time Japanese brats with theme music playing for them trying!!!
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Sept 22, 2004 10:12:09 GMT -5
well I'm going to rape you again
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Post by Triyun on Sept 22, 2004 10:29:48 GMT -5
*shrugs*
Attack!!!!!
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Sept 22, 2004 10:55:30 GMT -5
eek!
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Post by Draco Starcloud on Sept 22, 2004 11:16:09 GMT -5
 *arrives with a group of bishounen Jedi Knight Hobbits with shotguns* "In the name of Thor the Mighty, man, that's some good coffee!" *A-Team music begins playing* |
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Post by Triyun on Sept 22, 2004 12:46:56 GMT -5
"Men attack, we can beat these hobbits, with A-team music playing, that means they cannot hit a damn thing ever!"
Millions of zombies, orcs, and storm troopers pour down in suicidal waves against the hobbit jedi. Meanwhile an elite legion of Valarkauer and troll guards begin moving up from the depths of the basement at their rear.
"We shall impose upon you the evil coffee abomination known as instant flavoured coffee!"
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Post by Draco Starcloud on Sept 22, 2004 12:53:00 GMT -5
Things aren't looking good for the Bishounen Hobbit Jedi with Shotguns, but I have a secret weapon!
*begins throwing Hostess Fruit Pies at Triyun*
Hey! Wouldn't you all rather have light flaky crust and real fruit filling?
*Bishounen Hobbit Jedi with Shotguns begin blasting the baddies while they're distracted by fruit pies*
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Post by Triyun on Sept 22, 2004 12:58:34 GMT -5
The fattening effects of hostess cause the front lines to increase in mass exponentially. Archers from the rear fire arrows with shaken cans of rootbear attached to them into the front men who are now closing ranks with the hobbit ninjas, their excess fat protecting them from the shotguns. The rootbeer cans upon impact cause massive explosions devastating both lines. Arrows with poison mushrooms attached to them are lobbed at the hobbits, for it was well known among the dark powers no hobbits could resist mushrooms.
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Post by Draco Starcloud on Sept 22, 2004 13:06:12 GMT -5
*watches as his Bishounen Jedi Knight Hobbits with Shotguns are mowed down*  What say we call it a draw, eh? *retreats* |
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Post by Triyun on Sept 22, 2004 16:05:07 GMT -5
*the door slams shut*
You shall join me as a servant, and breed me an army of gerbil warg hybrids with freakin' laser beams attached to their noses. Agreed?
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